Thread 127059429 - /mu/ [Archived: 328 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:48:24 AM No.127059429
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>dollar store kate bush
>dollar store diamanda galas
>dollar store laurie anderson
>dollar store chelsea wolfe
>dollar store lana del rey
>dollar store lorde

>says her biggest influences are justin bieber and avril lavigne

Why is she so upheld by the music industry?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:51:36 AM No.127059440
>>127059429 (OP)
>>dollar store lorde
This one I will completely disagree with, she completely mogs Lorde and it's not even close
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:58:04 AM No.127059478
she's the only person I'd ever feel too intimidated to hang out with
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:02:43 AM No.127059503
>>127059429 (OP)
>Why is she so upheld by the music industry?
because she makes them rich?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:05:44 AM No.127059515
>>127059429 (OP)
>Why is she so upheld by the music industry?
Her career was an astroturf by Apple Music so they could use her as a means of taking over control of the music industry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L-oNQWx48A
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:06:51 AM No.127059519
>>127059440
Lorde has a much better voice.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:08:32 AM No.127059529
>>127059519
doesn't have booba
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:11:13 AM No.127059537
>>127059519
Not even close, Sia was able to do a 1:1 impression of her in that one South Park episode that completely killed her career. Lorde has a generic, unimpressive voice, and completely unimpressive looks to boot. It's actually an anomoly she was even a one-hit wonder to be honest
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:22:37 AM No.127059600
>>127059429 (OP)
>>dollar store kate bush
>>dollar store diamanda galas
Anyone who compares this cunt to two of the greatest female artists of all time deserves to die in a fire.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:32:13 AM No.127059656
>>127059429 (OP)
I still haven't heard a single song by her and I don't care enough to find out. The streets ain't playing this bitch.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:50:32 AM No.127059752
>>127059519
Billie still sings in a baby voice despite being 23. Have you heard her belt? Sounds very off.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:02:07 AM No.127059817
>>127059440
Even Melon referred to Eyelash as a "discount Lorde" when she began getting shilled heavily.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:09:21 AM No.127059861
>>127059429 (OP)
seethe timmy she is built for the fucking big bharat cock
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:10:30 AM No.127059872
>>127059752
>23
Cap.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:20:45 AM No.127059929
>>127059817
>Even Melon
This is not the hill you want to die on anon
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:22:37 AM No.127059941
I just want to see her tits? Is that too much to ask?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:38:23 AM No.127060013
>>127059429 (OP)
I mean how many can any one of the artists you list be worth where you can say 'dollar store x' and it still be a valid claim
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:49:00 AM No.127060051
>>127059929
He wasn't always a douchebag.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:49:45 AM No.127060055
>>127060051
But he did always have shit opinions
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:54:04 AM No.127060079
>>127059429 (OP)
Because she could accidentally fart next to me and I’d get a boner.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:56:20 AM No.127060091
>>127060013
“How can someone take my grandmoms spaghetti sauce, throw away half of the ingredients and sell it for a dollar saying it’s the same thing?”
Are you literally retarded?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:33:53 PM No.127061402
>>127059429 (OP)
Because only true faggots care about having all name brand shit
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:42:42 PM No.127061441
>>127059752
>Sings
>Sound
What?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:45:00 PM No.127064056
>>127060051
He was always terrible
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:17:22 PM No.127064451
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>>127059429 (OP)
https://youtube.com/shorts/wji6Wn5GEf0?feature=share

Billie is Mediocre af, but She has no competition
She also has fat tits
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:34:09 PM No.127065244
>>127059429 (OP)
I hate how try-hard this girl is.

Maybe not the best comparison, but you know how Mitski and Weyes Blood manage to sound effortless? Like they sound like they can easily compose a great tune that’s catchy and has introspective lyrics without even trying? Billie is the polar opposite. She tries way too hard to sound “deep” and “innovative” and it comes off as really artificial. It’s like she’s a little girl trying to impress the adults but it’s clunky. I don’t know how else to describe it. Makes sense that her brother has been the real artist all along and she’s simply his figurehead.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:42:47 PM No.127065320
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>>127059429 (OP)
Western musicians don’t make catch pop anymore. Kpop won the game.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:24:13 PM No.127065665
>>127065244
Probably because her sound is heavily stolen from the underground and marketed to mainstream pop listeners.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:08:50 AM No.127066015
>>127065244
>Makes sense that her brother has been the real artist all along and she’s simply his figurehead.

Umm, have you heard his solo work? It’s hot garbage. Like mid-2000s adult contemporary dirge pop but even worse. He’s a pretentious cringe lord who makes music for Lifetime original movies.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:11:46 AM No.127066048
>>127066015
He's a rich trust fund idiot with nothing to write about.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:39:14 AM No.127066257
>>127066048
He’s apparently campaigning hard for Mamdani, so champagne socialist.

Really makes you wonder why he and Billie don’t make political music.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:58:31 AM No.127066419
>>127065244
Except Mitski and Natalie are classically trained musicians whereas Billie is 100% DIY and self taught.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:40:34 AM No.127066844
>>127066419
>whereas Billie is 100% DIY and self taught.
Biggest joke I’ve seen on /mu/ all week.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:42:23 AM No.127066863
>>127066844
He’s right though.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:45:36 AM No.127068814
>>127066863
Explain how.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:54:27 AM No.127068871
>>127066257
one has to wonder why a guy who lives in LA has any interest in a mayorial race on the other side of the country from him and which has presumably zero effect at all on his life
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:04:42 AM No.127069646
>>127068871
It's because a Mamdani victory shows that the attitudes and views of average Americans are moving further left. No one truly believes the mayor of NYC has any real power outside of his city, but that's not the point. The point is that the election gives a glimpse as to what everyday Americans will vote for if it's offered to them.