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>complains that men can’t make art
>has Dan Nigro co-write every song on her album for her
What did she mean by this?
>>127068452 (OP)She is a failed Christian singer from the Missouri backwoods and her act is no more sincere or authentic than Tim Pool's.
>>127068481>>>/his/17833204Missouri is not known for its stunning beauties.
>>127068465>and her act is no more sincere or authentic than Tim Pool'sHis entire reality is framed by Reddit tier Millenial pop culture references.
>>127068513give that woman a modern haircut and makeup job and she becomes Chappell Roan
>>127068465>She is a failed Christian singer from the Missouri backwoods andwait wasn't that what Katy Perry originally was too?
>>127068452 (OP)I really hope she flops and people are realizing she is a dumb fucking retard. Like gays have to stop being delusional and propping up literally anything because its LGBT or whatever. She is such a fraud
>>127068563Katy was a California native so she was more naturally able to cultivate a glamorous party girl image. This bitch crawled straight from the moonshine still in East Cousinfuck County.
>>127068582>Like gays have to stop being delusional and propping up literally anything because its LGBT or whateverThis will never happen and you know it
>>127068452 (OP)Kathy Griffin looking disgusting as usual.
>>127068452 (OP)Addison Rae works with female producers exclusively and she doesnt say this
Chappie looking like a fraud...
>>127068656she's kind of cute without makeup
>>127068683Cute by Missouri standards is only relative. It mostly means you're not fat; that's all it takes to be considered an 8/10 there.
>>127068452 (OP)She's an industry plant from a wealthy family. Her job is to do the posing and make provocative statements in interviews while others handle the creation of the music that bears her name. These pop stars are known under their names, but they're all better thought of as bands with a revolving cast of 10-15 members
>>127068715Max Martin could have made a better song than Pink Pony Club
>>127068715>She's an industry plant from a wealthy familyIn her neck of the woods "wealthy" means you manage a Wal-Mart and own an actual house instead of a double wide, so meh.
>>127068715>She's an industry plant from a wealthy family. Her job is to do the posing and make provocative statements in interviews while others handle the creation of the music that bears her name.She really is Lady Gaga for zoomers.
>>127069278She won't go edgy like Gaga has, and currently is doing
The industry will push her into doing 2007 Taylor Swift style pop-country songs
>>127072085lol of course she's spiritually a lot closer to Miranda Lambert or one of those people she can't pull off a Gaga schtick because Gaga had a glamorous uptown coastie background
>>127068452 (OP)Shes a dumb bitch that got alpha widowed
>>127072214This isn’t a Maga thing. Working class music is not a thing in the US anymore, labels get rich kids who go up on stage and larps as a profound artist while their team of songwriters churn out the most generic slop imaginable because it’s cheaper than getting a bunch of working class band mates together to tour and record and it also helps stifle any legitimate social criticism working class musicians could make against the American oligarchal class.
>>127072686'hol up there. I would agree that during the 2010s the incentive structure was definitely set up that music mostly only got made for rich Democrat voting burnouts. we've fortunately now moved past that era but even so...
>>127072625Fag worship.
She's like a wigger but for fags instead of blacks.
>>127072625Got pumped and dumped by Chad and got mindbroken.
>>127072625She's kind of cute in a derpy hick way.
By which I mean the kind of girl you could take crawfish fishing in a creek somewhere.
>>127072852>>127072625too bad now she found out that what's an 8/10 in East Cousinfuck, Missouri is only a 4/10 in Los Angeles where thousands of supermodel-tier women are walking around
>>127068452 (OP)she's a plant
she only repeats whet they tell her to say
>>127068751Parents are wealthy veterinarians and her uncle is in the Missouri House of Representatives
>>127068751>>127072876Do you niggers think Missouri is Mississippi? Missouri is a midwestern state, it's not the deep south
what the FUCK is that thing
>>127073519It's an unholy marriage of the South and Midwest.
in contrast to a true Midwestern state like Illinois or Kansas, Missouri always had more Southern influence although it didn't secede it was a slave state very heavily fought over in the Civil War and postbellum was in the hands of Southern Democrats for decades. The state also had a lot of lynchings. Harry Truman's grandfather served in the Confederate army.
>>127073538https://youtu.be/GR3Liudev18
at least she doesn't try to hide her flyover state origins unlike Hayley Williams who wants to pretend she was born and raised in the San Fernando Valley and never lived within 600 miles of the South.
>>127073519ah you've never been there most of the place is like the South but colder
>>127073690>>127072625>>127072141Willing to bet that PORN & GOONING ruined her mental
>>127074050nah she just had a mental breakdown when she realized that her high school boyfriend was the best she was ever gonna do and she let him get away from her because she was a dumbass
>>127072625>dormant obese body structure build>no tits>inbred teeth >bipolar eyesi've declined sex from worse
>>127074232In her neck of the woods you take what you can get in terms of women. Just being a normal weight and not a hamplanet is enough to be considered hot there.
>>127074290Chappell can actually sing pretty well that could be ironically because her parents were churchgoing hicks.
>>127072625total Ulster Scot phenotype
>>127074063>they supposedly got married right after high school but dude instantly cheated on her and dumped herDid she like not wash her pussy so it smelled bad?
Gay here. I like her, she has some catchy songs like After Midnight and Naked in Manhattan. But I would like her even more if it turns out she faked this entire gay persona and is actually a racist republican. Just because I appreciate the grift. And because I love (racist) white trash and hicks.
>>127077403it's not really a grift she had to fake it to get DEIbucks but those are gone now
>>127068452 (OP)She means she doesn't make art.
>>127068452 (OP)Is that a young Dee Snider?
>>127068452 (OP)She meant that her dad is a high ranking military official
>>127073519LMAO at anyone trying to claim Missouri is more Midwest than South.
>>127073856Hayley Williams still lives in Nashville.
>>127068452 (OP)Venomous bitch. Many such cases
>>127072085>The industry will push her into doing 2007 Taylor Swift style pop-country songsShe's already doing those songs but with a synth pop twist.
>>127068452 (OP)>Dan Nigroum we say dan person of color now, sweaty
Come on gay boomer, where are you? I know you're lurking in here.
>>127082031rich by Misery standards isn't really rich by California standards. what's rich out there would buy you a toolshed in Marin County.
>>127080729the northern part is definitely Midwest at least
>>127081967These photos look like they're from 2009. Is Missouri stuck in the past or is Roan a decade older than she says she is?
>>127085156Time moves slower in Missouri.
>>127085156She graduated high school in 2016 so seven years big deal you make it sound like 20.
>>127085194>>127085191>>127085156A 28 year old would have been a freshman in 2009/2010 depending on how late in 1996 they were born
>>127074232>dormant obese body structurei'm so glad somebody else recognizes this
>>127085272It means she has the potential to become fat especially if she ever had kids she would probably balloon up.
Has my beloved Kayleigh Rose been NIGROED?
>>127085281>>127085272you think that's why her boyfriend dumped her? he had a sixth sense that she would become fat in a few years?
>>127085281The Midwest is full of these kind of women who are slim and hot in high school and stay that way just about long enough to attract a husband and then immediately after having a kid balloon to 250 pounds.
You'd think a man from Missouri pump and dumped these anons they way theyre bitching and gossiping about a used goods 5/10 pop "star"
>>127085591she's not gonna sleep with you, bro
>>127068452 (OP)Lets admit that Sabrina Carpenter destroyed her version of Good Luck Babe, she totally 'Hurt Johnny Cashed' it its better than the original song in every possible way.
>>127085684Sabrina is more like the new Katy Perry ie. a glitzy California party girl.
>>127068452 (OP)Ok but what does any of this have to do with Dee Snider?
>>127068452 (OP)Why does she look like a drag queen
>>1270873062009 was seven years prior to 2016, tard.
>>127068452 (OP)>has Dan Nigro>co-writeSure, if co-write means he made all the music and she wrote some lyrics, sure.
>>127087359women like invading gay male spaces.
>>127087550jsut ask Madonna about that
