hello anon
i caught you pooping on the job
pull your pants up and get back to work or else i will share this photo of your tiny cock with all your coworkers so we can all bully you to suicide.
tick tock, lad!
I don't care Kate Bush, I can't do anything about the size of my penis it is what is it. Judge me instead by my achievements(which are none)
>>127075656 (OP)Kate, I just want you to know that my penis retracts to its minimum length when I'm shitting. My size at the moment is not reflective of my normal flaccid size, to say nothing of my erect size
I worked at a food manufacturing plant once and a forklift driver pooped himself and tried running to the break room to hide it but he left a trail of shit through the warehouse that led everyone right to him. he was an alkie
>>127077011wait a second Kate, you can't bring your piss jar into taco bell, you'll get kicked out
>>127078765Then why don't you marry her?
>>127075983What a confident, straight spoken young person. Post your favorite album, stud.
>>127084126Thanks, Kate. It's "The Dreaming"
Kate Bush has never worked a day in her life
>>127088101I've seen her work her ass off at the job site... the blowjob site, that is!