>a male singing and writing songs about heartbreak

LO-fucking-L

>>127076780 (OP)
Fuckin busted

>>127076780 (OP)
>making gay ass nonsensical threads because you're a loser with no future and no job and should die

Lo fucking l

Ignore the moron OP this is actually a funny story.
https://www.threads.com/@liljupiterr/post/DMNvdLbAq9e/coldplay-accidentally-exposed-an-alleged-affair-between-astronomer-ceo-andy-byro

...I used to rule the corp
Chuds would seethe I reject their forms
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Hide from the jeets I used to own...

>>127076857

>>127077590
>actually im the victim here
What a fuckin chode

>>127077590
If they had just kept snuggling instead of acting shady theyd have gotten away with it.

>>127077590
>writes a screed about how he made a mistake
>then turns around and fingerpoints the stage camera crews for exposing him
what an absolute weasel this guy is, just as dishonest in his public apology as he is to his family.

>>127077623
yes? It wasn't a televised event and he was expecting privacy.

>>127077671
He's a billionaire, if he wanted privacy he should have got in a submarine or something.

>>127077671
>expecting privacy in a public space
How tf do retarded chodes become billionaires?

>>127077590
>feel sorry for me, not the wife and family I cheated on
what a faggot

>>127076780 (OP)
She looks like a man, very repulsive.

>>127077590
Quoting Fix You is the hilarious cherry on top here.

>>127077758
>this is a looksmatch for a billionaire
grim

>>127077590
citing the song is a crazy hysterical move

>>127077706
>>127077729
he's not a billionaire. His company is just a small start-up.

>>127077961
Mad head game i bet

>>127078011
>Andy Byron is the CEO of Astronomer, a data infrastructure startup that achieved "unicorn" status in 2022 with a $1 billion or more valuation
Sup Andy, damage control isnt going so well, is it?

>>127078051
he doesn't own all of the company. He has investors and they take a big %.

>>127078063
Andy, get off 4chan and be with your family for christs sake

>>127076780 (OP)
>Coldplay hasn't had a good single in 10 years
>creates 2 in one night.

>>127076780 (OP)

>>127077590
No way he thinks this can save his reputation.
>quoting fix you
HAHAHAHAJA

>>127077623
>>127077662
Are we ever going to learn that having hundreds of thousands, potentially millions of people suddenly angry at you is not a situation that any human being outside maybe career politicians and entertainers are equipped to deal with? I don't know about you but I've done things as bad as having an affair and suddenly unexpectedly being exposed online and going viral would be a nightmare.

>>127079548
He wipes his tears with $100 bills, I really dont give a fuck about what hes "equipped to deal with"

The funniest part is had they kept their cool nobody would have given a shit, it's their reaction what made it viral

>>127077590
His company LITERALLY specializes in AI aided surveillance and facial recognition

>>127080867
Lol thats fuckin rich

>>127077590
If that's my dad ill beat him tf up

>>127080996
We live in a simulation

>>127076780 (OP)
>that shrinking away out of sight move
hard to watch my fellow man be so cringe

>>127076780 (OP)
Who gives a fuck? Honestly? Maybe the people they're married to but in an era where Cardi B is talking about wet ass pussy, hitting that dangly thing in the back of her throat, Meghan thee stallion is talking about he eat my ass he a bottom feeder, this is "shocking"? A ceo fucking one of his HR employees and cheating on his wife? Oh come on. Is this the 1950s?

>>127081432
Its just karma

>>127078588
heh

Underrated part of the whole fiasco is the other woman from HR turning mad red next to them.

All women from HR should be shot.

>>127083890

>>127078588
Ouch, lol

>>127078588
>2
You mean 4

is this the most blatant distraction psyop of all time?
literal who boomer having an affair?
who the fuck gives a fucking shit?
this is pure distilled NPC bait

>>127084412
No, 2. Assuming both these people were married.

>>127076780 (OP)
Post this on /g/, this is a famous tech company

>>127084595
It was regular anon autism that tracked down who he was. It was just a jumbotron feed at first, and if it wasn't for him hitting the floor and looking suspicious, the autists wouldn't have gone digging.

>>127085299
>never let them see you sweat

>>127078588
True talent

>>127076780 (OP)
I can smell your blown out roast beef cunt from here

>>127077590
Just another corpo cunt being a corpo cunt doing corpo cunt shit.

>>127078588
Damn, AND dubs…. 10 years ago you would have won the internet here, man. Shame about this site and this board.

>>127079548
They knew the risks, sometimes you get caught. Why should I feel bad for them losing the game they assumed theyd win?

>>127078588
:)

>>127084595
you unironically need help bro. it was a funny moment of business people getting caught having an affair on a jumbotron at a concert. please step outside and breath some fresh air

>>127077590
jej

>>127084758
The persons they are married to are also single, so 4

>>127084595
You can pay attention to multiple things at once

>>127082046
>If they had just laughed and waved at the camera nothing would've happened.
>They're in charge of a surveillance company specializing in facial recognition
>They racked up 1 billion in venture funds
>He posted this half-assed apology quoting Chris Martin, the world's biggest beta male cuck
And now the technology he promotes bites himself and everyone around him in the ass. Why would you have to be afraid if you did nothing wrong? Google is your friend. And Karma is a bitch. Just not your bitch.

>>127087137
Speak for yourself poindexter

>>127086901
Those are the only people single, anon. These two are together, so only 2 are single. Its basic maths.

>>127076780 (OP)
>This is who listens to Coldplay

>>127077671
>Privacy at an arena concert with thousands of people with cameras out and a giant video screen.

>>127078017
Imaging getting head from that

Always wanted to bang an HR lady

>>127077590
this is fake btw

>>127078588
Go get a job writing headlines, you'll probably like it more than your current job

>>127087705
Cont; This sounds sarcastic but it's not. You have a talent, anon

>>127086507
Ditto...
I'm done pointing out redd!t spacing...

>Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and chief people officer Kristin Cabot have been immediately put on leave, Axios reports.
LOL

>>127088361
Imagine your personal and professional life getting torpedoed from a fucking Coldplay concert

>>127077590
His wife removed his last name from her Facebook profile.
Shame about half his stuff really.

I see cheaters on the same level as animals.

>>127089159
Pretty much. If you can't even control your base instincts you're not worth much.
>risking your marriage and your career to make pp feel good

>>127087685
Ik i just dont know what else could explain it

>>127087676
there's like 75,000 people there, so yes, you would still expect to remain anonymous.

>go to a Coldplay concert probably knowing they do that gay kiss cam shit
>"oh there's no way we'll end up on it"

>>127091097
>public
>private
Learn the difference

>>127077671
The word you're looking for is obscurity.

He's not a high-profile guy (anymore.) 99% of people on the street would not know who he is or even heard of his company ... I follow tech and even I didn't know about Astronomer.

If they played along with a playful snuggle, and not try to hide, it would not have gotten the attention it did ... for at least a week.

>>127082046
No one is shocked. Disapproving, yes. But not shocked.

>>127091527
>During the concert on Wednesday night, Chris Martin, the band’s frontman, announced that he would be singing to a select few fans in the crowd. “The way we’re going to do that is using our cameras,” he said. “So, if you look at the screens, we’re going to come looking and see who’s out there to say hello to.”
>Mr. Martin, realizing what was happening, said: “Wow, what? Either they’re having an affair, or they’re just very shy. I’m not quite sure what to do.”
So basically Chris announced that the cameras were coming out and the dipshit nepo couple were still too stupid to stop fucking around for 5 minutes? And then Chris rubbed it in as it was happening? That’s a surprisingly based move for a normally cringe guy.

>>127092139
Not shocking at all. Still entertaining.

>>127077590
It’s only an issue because he allowed it to become one
>Yeah I was cheating on my wife. Don’t like it? Fuck off.
Problem solved

>>127093253
>normally cringe guy
Makes me think he knows what it's like to have an affair if he picked up on that so quickly.

>>127096559
Exactly. Infidelity isnt a crime, just looked down upon. How he could lose his job over ???? is just icing on the cake.