Hey /mu/, got an interview at a record store this afternoon, give me some tips so I can score the gig

Say you only listen to Coldplay
And not even good Coldplay

>>127082837 (OP)
say your favourite song is creep by radiohead

>>127082837 (OP)
where the fuck do you live that still has record stores?

>>127082837 (OP)
suck her cock

>>127082837 (OP)
You have no back issues and can lift things safely

>>127082973
Somewhere that has 8 record stores all in walking distance to each other, pretty oversaturated market imo, lol technically I don't even live here, getting an hour train into the city now

>>127083028
wtf how

>>127083048
Dunno, most of them double as a cafe or venue space which is pretty much a necessity these days, you can't really operate a record store that's merely a record store and nothing else unless it stocks super niche shit

Think that interview went alright, wish me luck bros, I'll give a discount to my /mu/ frens if I get the gig

>>127084958
good luck brother