Now that the dust has settled, listening to coldplay is bad enough. Whats worst is going to their fucking concert.
Then standing in the balcony with your work "partner" thinking you're some kind of chad.

Coldplay stinks back in the 2000s its even shittier now. The CEO could have gotten a 20 something year old. If you cheat make it worth your while and don't get a 50 year old Karen especially one that works in the HR department of your company.

Coldplay and coldplay fans are so fucking dumb and insufferable no wonder they fit right in with these techbros who want to replace your shitty job with an AI.

who even goes to a concert probably knowing they do that gay kiss cam with an affair partner

>>127100006 (OP)
What an odd rant

>>127100006 (OP)
what gets me about coldplay is that they do the same exact setlist at every show.

bitches love buttrock

>>127100006 (OP)
People Like What I Don't Like, the post.

Coldplay broke Taylor Swift's concert tour record
so obviously people like them.
If you don't, frankly who cares?
Maybe your mom?
Tell your mom, she might care.

>>127100006 (OP)
Yes. Coldplay is for people that actually have sex.

>>127100110
>coldplay fanboi
>taking about my senior age mom

Like the CEO, I know you coldplaysexuals have a thing for old hags

>>127100006 (OP)
Why are you as a virgin concered about who a man has an affair eith

>>127100159
Call your mother

>>127100162
>having sex with a 55 year old roastie whos bodycount is the same as bonnie blue

No thanks. I'm no virgin but I'd rather be one than get caught cheating on my wife that will destroy my marriage and career in an instant

>>127100182
Call her your own creep

>>127100237
I call my mother often. Im just saying, it might help you, too.

There is nothing wrong with Coldplay.

>>127100220
Sounds exactly like what a virgin would say

>>127100663
>still thinking virginity is worse over fucking up your entire marriage and career

Sounds exactly like what a virgin would say

>>127100297
I talk to my mom everyday lmao

Now go fantasize over old hags you creep

>>127100220
I agree with the premises but the conclusion that I have is that you shouldn't ruin your life with an older woman that looks like a hair metal singer in a 30 years later reunion tour.

>>127100525
Not until you fucked up your entire life for everyone else to see. Also the frontman of that shitty bad is the one who ratted you out fucking kek

Pretty much deserved for listening to that trash

>>127100990
>you shouldn't ruin your life with an older woman
Pretty much what I said in my op post.

>>127101008
Sorry I never read OP before posting

>>127100975
Oh everything makes sense now

>>127100006 (OP)
>The CEO could have gotten a 20 something year old. If you cheat make it worth your while and don't get a 50 year old Karen especially one that works in the HR department of your company.

They're just a startup. Once the IPO went through, he would have traded in his 50yo sidepiece for 2x 25 year olds.

>>127100067
I mean... if you're playing for 50000 people a night and those people are happy, are you going to mess with a proven formula? I'm not a huge Coldplay fan but they are undeniably one of the biggest bands in the world; to whine & bitch about them is just sour grapes, and kind of pathetic.

>>127100006 (OP)
Thay second pic is perfect lmao. The moment they realized they fuck up. "OHShIT"

>>127100006 (OP) At least they were not attending to a Olivia Rodrigo concert.

Why aren't people telling the tripfag to fuck off. Only a virginal trip would think having an affair is just about upgrading to a younger model, no conception of being attracted to someone else.

>>127100006 (OP)
The whole video is hilarious with Chris Martin going "either they're having an affair or they're just very shy"

https://youtu.be/VvybsUw1mKc?feature=shared

>>127100994
>Not until you fucked up your entire life
He'll be fine. She'll be fine. They're both rich as shit. Life moves on. It's not like their trailer was repo'ed and they don't have anywhere to live.

ooohhh THIS is where that stupid image of these boomers came from

>>127100006 (OP)
What happened with Coldplay? Why do they keep getting brought up today?

>>127103793
At a concert in Boston Chris Martin’s member popped out of his pants and it was caught on camera. Dude has an absolute HAWG.

Wait, so this guy got fired for going to a Coldplay concert? I keep reading articles about it and it seems like they're all leaving something out, because people don't get fired for going to concerts.

>>127103834
>this guy got fired for going to a Coldplay concert?
yes, he got fired for having shitty taste

>>127103834
Dont worry, he will be quieted re-hired back when all the Epstein stuff blows over

>>127103834
>Good idea
Take your wife to a Coldplay concert
>Bad Idea
Take your HR head to a Coldplay concert.
>>127100006 (OP)
Chicks love Coldplay. You should try that move at least once.

>>127101329
Everyone knows its you andy. Better hurry up and sign those divorce papers

>>127100006 (OP)
I thought at first you called yourself Lake Monster

>>127107120
Chicks don't go for guys into Coldplay
t. Guy into Coldplay

>>127100006 (OP)
>listening to coldplay is bad enough
But I love Joe Satriani!