>Becomes biggest story of 2025
>Does a great thing for humanity
Time to apologize to Coldplay

No because Sky Full of Stars is still one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard

>>127101876 (OP)
Second biggest.

>>127101876 (OP)
Coldplay needs to apologise to me for actively choosing not to make goid music anymore

>>127101876 (OP)
>Look at the crowd
>look at the guy in front of you
>And who he is holding to
Well, he's a damn cheater

>>127101890
I THINK I SEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOHHHH

pretty sure they're pissed off they're like getting acknowledged for this at least chris

>>127102115
The instrumentals are like someone took it right out of iMovie’s stock sound effects, and the vocals are grating and whiny as shit.

>>127102142
sounds like they're having an Adventure of a Lifetime

Could have been literally any major band, could have been at a baseball game. I will not stoop to thanking Coldplay.

I need a QRD on what happened and why it was apparently great for humanity

>>127102277
couple at coldplay concert get seen on jumbo screen and start sperging out chris martin said they must be having an affair or are shy turns out theyre having an affair
turns out its a ceo and the hr lady
its good for humanity cause ceos and hr are gay

>>127102277
A concert camera was showing couples in the crowd of a Coldplay concert and a CEO was shown with a woman who wasn't his wife and they reacted very obvious in a way that they didn't want people to see them, and Chris Martin said he was likely having an affair. The guy is likely getting a divorce now.
>why it was apparently great for humanity
People hate CEO's so anything bad happening to them is good for humanity.

Putting the quality of their music aside:

1 They make millions worldwide happy
2 they don't promote degeneracy
3 they don't talk politics beyond make trade fair

that makes them better than 99% in pop culture today

>>127101876 (OP)
Someshit Just Like Piss
Br Br Brap Br Br Braaap

>>127102574
Fair enough on the other two but
>They make millions worldwide happy
Isn’t inherently a good thing

>>127102593
let some joy into your heart anon making others happy is a great thing

>>127102706
I wish I could make a girl (that I'm actually attracted to) happy

>>127102784
you can but need to find the right one first. unless you're you know unhygenic or creepy or something.

>>127102574
>they don't promote degeneracy
Lie.

>maybe if we cover our faces fast enough the camera won't steal our souls
Retards. If they had just acted normal then 99% chance they would have been fine.

>>127103015
nice proof

>>127101876 (OP)
Too bad I can't figure out what the fuck happened even after having read multiple articles about it. Whatever it was must have been pretty bad, because there's no way someone got fired for going to a concert.

>>127103922
have you tried not being stupid?

>>127101894
True. The biggest story is Sabrina Carpenter existing.

>>127103922
Short tl;dr for lazyfags who cannot search basic information
>Coldplay concerts have this segment where they put audience members on screen and Chris Martin makes an improv song about them. They call it The Jumbotron Song.
>During one they cut to these two holding each other are put up and clearly they wanted to have romance on screen sung about
>Instead of acting normal these two immediately panic and nope the fuck out like spazes, leading Chris to joke wondering if they are having an affair if they are that worried being on screen
>People thought it was funny and started spreading the video and searching it up
>Turns out they ARE having an affair, and not only that the guy is married and a company CEO worth 70 million while the female works for him and got promoted up by him
>Blowback goes international and he has to resign from his CEO position and the wife has indicated she is divorcing

>>127104031
Did they do a song about them?

>>127102391
She wasnt just an "hr lady,' she was the "CHIEF PEOPLE OFFICER," chud