Plant
>still plays shows every year
>still puts out new music regularly

Page
>sits at home doing nothing
>shit out yet another unnecessary remaster pf the same old Led Zep albums

Why did Jimmy become a lazy bum? He could get pretty much any musician to go on tour with him.

why tf should he. if he's happy at home sitting on his vast pile of money, good luck to him
theres too many over-the-hill geriatrics charging the GDP of a small nation state for concert tickets as it is, and I say that as a huge LZ fan

>>127117276
fpbp

"rather than hang out at home and enjoy my wealth, I'm going to stay in hotel rooms for 3 months and every night go and perform in front of a bunch of people who aren't even listening to the music, just filming me so they can upload clips of the concert to social media, thus objectifying and reducing me to a product. OH WHERE DO I SIGN!?!?!"

>>127117240 (OP)
It's just my theory but I reckon Jimmy hasn't toured in decades because he knows he'd get hounded or cancelled by people due to his activities with young groupies in the 70s

>>127117419
>thus objectifying and reducing me to a product
Funny that you choose this angle since thinking you should drop all creative pursuits of making an album and touring for it after you became rich shows a soulless consooner mindset that basically says you were only in it for the money

Guess he’s just happy watching his succubus gf get fucked by other men

>>127117240 (OP)
We heard The Firm, I don't think anyone's desperate to hear more of Page after that.

>>127117240 (OP)
>made pact with the devil
>lead the greatest band in history
>plagiarized blues artists to make his early hits
>lived life of excess
>dealt with the occult regularly
>fucked teenagers
>abused heroin, cocaine and alcohol
>by the end of his deal with the devil, turned his best friend's (John Bonham) soul instead of his own
>lived the rest of his days in his giant castle playing guitar
>got away with everything
what else does he have to prove?

>>127117432
This. The Bolshevik mob is like a T.Rex… if you stay absolutely still, they won’t see you.

>>127117444
>le "NOOO YOU" argument
waste of trips.

also, nice strawman of "drop all creative pursuits of making an album and touring" - I said nothing about making an album, and continuing to make music with other musicians. Doesn't have to happen in front of audiences though.

>>127117419
>just filming me so they can upload clips of the concert to social media
>do as Dylan did and ban phones from your shows
Simple as.

>>127117723
It's amazing how much your mind can wander and you can imagine all kinds of ridiculous shit when you're not looking at a phone.