Rate Lana Del Rey’s music.

>>127125732 (OP)
Needs to get fat again.

didn't know she was looking so bogged these days

>>127125732 (OP)
Looks healthier since losing weight

>Rate Lana Del Rey’s music.
i casually listened to her first 2 albums in the early 2010's. remember not being able to get into her 3rd album. see she's made like 8 more and they're all 70 minutes long. no desire to listen. am i missing out on anything?

My gay brother listen to her all the time to the point where I memorized the lyrics to her italian larp song. Now he got diagnosed with AIDS and is currently under treatment and her songs reminds me of AIDS.

I am physically uncapable of listening to it

>>127125732 (OP)
I'd like to lift that dress, kneel down behind her and eat her arse crack and pussy as if I was a starving labrador. Then I'd fuck her harder than she's ever been fucked as we listen to the sweet music of her foot on the piano.

>>127126247
Same.
Born to die was great, ultraviolence was ok. Then my lana phase stopped. Lust for life has a few good tracks like cherry

>>127126373
What do you mean?

>>127125732 (OP)
well past its sell by date

>>127126261
Damn maybe taking hundreds of strange dicks up your ass while you're on meth is bad for your health, who knew?

wigger music

Never topped Born to Die

>>127125732 (OP)
born to die > ultraviolence
the rest is slop

>>127125732 (OP)
Born to Dine

>>127127451
glad to know i'm not the only one

>>127127561
P-please be joking

>>127125732 (OP)
A+ ("an organically conceived masterpiece that repays prolonged listening with new excitement and insight")
>Ultraviolence
>Did You Know That There's a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd

A ("a great record [...] whose sides offer enduring pleasure and surprise")
>Born to Die
>Norman Fucking Rockwell!

A- ("a very good record")
>Paradise

B+ ("a good record")
>Honeymoon
>Blue Banisters

B ("an admirable effort")
>Lana Del Ray A.K.A. Lizzy Grant

B- ("a competent or mildly interesting record")
>Chemtrails Over the Country Club

C+ ("a not disreputable performance, most likely a failed experiment")
>Lust for Life

C- ("a basically honest but quite incompetent stab at something more")
>Violet Bent Backwards Over the Grass

Her non-album tracks vary in merit. While a few essential cuts are scattered across soundtracks and singles ("Young and Beautiful", "I Can Fly", "Say Yes to Heaven") and she occasionally turns in an inspired cover ("Buddy's Rendezvous", "Blue Skies"), they're barely enough to fill a single LP. Of her many collaborations, only Emile Haynie's "Wait for Life" (on which she--not coincidentally--is the sole vocalist) and the two versions of Bobby Womack's "Dayglo Reflection" truly warrant mention; the latter song suggests an alternate, slightly more adventurous path one wishes the artist had pursued instead of the perfunctory or slapdash guest spots with unremarkable singer-songwriters and fellow pop stars that now litter her otherwise fine catalog.

Over the course of her triumphant stride across the popular music landscape, Lana has left a massive, twenty-year trail of outtakes, demos, and discarded versions in her wake. Any diligent prospector will turn up gems here as well, but this shadow repertoire is simply too vast and disorganized to interrogate in any meaningful way (at least in this post, which is rapidly approaching the character limit).

>>127129888
splendid. now onto the matter of rating her fat asshole...

>>127126247
>am i missing out on anything?
A couple of good tracks on each of her albums but generally I agree that her later output can't hold a candle to her first 2 albums.

I like her lolita demo

>>127125732 (OP)
Born to Die being a hit unironically ruined everything she made since then, because even if it's vastly better music people still dislike it for not being Born to Die 2.0

>>127133550
who cares what silly people think

>>127133550
If it were vastly better music, people would like it.

>>127130691
fuck off coomer

>>127125732 (OP)
Everything after ultraviolence got worse

>Sweating in the backyard
>I hear an ice cream cart
>Jingling my name

>Eyes begin to tear
>As you say, "Get over here
>You've had too many today"

>I squeeze into a sundress
>So tight it's like I'm undressed
>McDonalds is downtown

>I say, "Supersize this"
>Lean in with muh big tits
>Put that extra mac sauce on
>Go 'head I have no shame

>It's me, it's me, it's all for me
>Gonna finish that? I ask you all the time
>Heaven is a greasy spoon with you
>Eating is the only thing I wanna do
>I hope that you like the big girls honey,
>Is that stew?

Her music is mid tier but her feet are top tier

>>127134597
footfags are insane

fantano told me she sucks, so i avoided her and listened to sexy redd

>>127129888
checked

>>127134828
sick, bro

>>127125732 (OP)
oh to be a piano pedal

>>127125732 (OP)
more like rate lana del rey's stinky doodoo hole, amirite guise?

>>127130691
based fat asshole poster

>>127139433
My Big Beautiful Gumbo Turd [Bathroom, 2025]
It drops, it sits, it sulks. And while it may strive for authenticity, there's a difference between raw and septic. Sometimes waste is just waste. D+

>>127139625
Andy Sixx rated it 8/8

She has a song called Relgion and is literally singing about sucking cock in it

>>127126261
Lmao kwab

>>127139831
i too like to go on 4chan.org and pretend to be an outraged granny

>>127129888
Why do you think that Born to Die isn't in the top tier? I feel like it laid the groundwork for everything else she did. Or is that the issue - Ultraviolence and Ocean Blvd were the polished versions of what she setup years prior?
I agree with all your other analysis

>>127140501
To me, it just doesn't quite have the top-to-bottom cohesion of the other two, where everything falls into place. Those are records that legitimize the "album experience," and they're particularly impressive in how they forge new paths after (commercial, critical) success. But those are not major distinctions. As a collection of songs BTD pretty much flawless, and it does remain the essential LDR album, towering above all. Think of it this way: it's so carved-in-rock undeniable that it doesn't need that condescending little plus; let the others fight over it.

>>127125732 (OP)
what a hot talentless slut

>KIKE ME HARD BEFOORE YOU GOOO
>S-S-S-SUMMER TIME SADNEESS

>>127142945
no need to be rude

>>127125732 (OP)
For foids who think they're misunderstood and profound

She's a rehab for roasties in sound form

>>127125732 (OP)
3/10