How the FUCK do I write lyrics?

First, you have to read.

>>127144395
nah. just use AI

>>127144400
How you gonna prompt while being an illiterate retard, huh?

>>127144395
I read every god damn day on this website
Doesn't help at all

>>127144347 (OP)
Make them up spontaneously live in front of an audience playing conga drums at an old folks home. you'll catch on to why the principles of song writing are important to master real fast.

>>127144347 (OP)
just tell yourself to take a paper and write whatever comes to mind

>>127144347 (OP)
Have an interesting life and ideas will come to you spontaneously

>>127144417
read literature, not retard slop

>>127144347 (OP)
If you have the music, start with nonsense words that fit the syllables "cauliflower", "scrambled eggs", etc.

Then you find some single line that works as a hook.

You build a theme around that line

Then you add ambiguities, double entendres until there is something interesting about almost every line

Here's a really good pop lyric, that is still keeping things simple: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c50DPr1KM88

>>127144631
I've done that
It's always shit
>>127144666
>just succeed lmao
>>127144675
Any suggestions?

>>127144735
Like if you take Mother by Lennon, the whole concept is basically in the wordplay / contrast

You had me / I never had you
I needed you / you didnt need me

So it just bawing about his mum, but what makes it a good song is that super small measure of cleverness and wordsmithery that you have to add. It doesnt take much

Miley Cryus was walking down the street
Semon demons right bleached asshole looking neat

There i was in the corner jacking my meat
Her phone in hand being a whore showing me her feet

>>127144760
>suggestions
literally read any book written by a single person in sessions of reasonable length without stopping to look at your phone.
(if you need an absolute suggestion, I read Fahrenheit 451 for the first time since high school recently and thought it was great. It's relatively brief and very vivid)
also like >>127144631 said: write lyrics. They will suck. Determine what sucks. Write more. They will suck slightly less. Keep doing that. >>127144666 is somewhat right about "have an interesting life" but don't rely on spontaneous inspiration, sit down and make yourself do it.