what is the music equivalent of Corporate Memphis design?

Landfill indie

That James Brown muzak shit they play in commercials

john zobele answered this question https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfi4SBuMDnw

The kind of music where it's a ukulele, a xylophone, and whistling.

Stomp clap hey

hmm tough question. i'd say whatever music is inoffensive, soft and appeals to everybody. globalist slop sort of stuff

>>127151520
hmm but i should add, it'd probably be made with some kind of tool or technique/method everybody uses too. not a.i because thats a bit too obvious. like some software like unreal engine where people dont build their own unique stuff from scratch. also some repetitive monodrone drum beat, something like that. maybe the lyrical content is braindead, songs are less than 3 minutes. just slop

>>127151547
oh and incredibly pretentious too. stuff that the needledrop will slurp up and normies will jump on it. the kind of music normies throw on in the background. when you watch twitch livestreams and people are grinding, slop music that comes up in algorithims etc

>>127151345 (OP)
Imagine Dragons

>>127151345 (OP)
It's this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Vyie1G0Mg

>>127151557
pretentiousness that mascarades as creativity or revolutionary art. like a piece of drift wood that some rich retard buys for 500k type "art"

>>127151593
oh and a quick dopamine hit too. people need dopamine of they wont get the "hook". something ear wormy and catchy. throw in some degenerate message to program people aswell

>>127151345 (OP)
It's this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Vyie1G0Mg

Jacob Collier

utopian virtual

>>127151421
This, but you forgot the hand claps, and it’s a glockenspiel, not a xylophone.

>>127151345 (OP)
this is the first song that came to my mind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvCBSSwgtg4&list=RDzvCBSSwgtg4&start_radio=1

>>127151669
This makes me feel the same dread i felt when i worked at a supermarket.

this is a retail hell modern classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj6Y6JCu-l4

>>127151616
oh also, not so much to do with the music itself. but context OFTEN makes the music. you can market slop if its associated with a certain culture or vibe. so garbage music associated with a culture

Dance Pop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY8YGHG1bII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNkfAjBjqdI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cQVGgiLMQo

>>127151712
Fuck you! I'd forgotten about this song!

>>127151345 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5uBZQKi47Y

You will be happy

>>127151911
At first, I thought that said "Spying On My Step." I'm too far gone.

>>127151928
You didn't read wrong :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGZzNZnYIHo

>>127151911
the worlds most handsome smile

>>127151345 (OP)
>>>/mu/wpop

>>127151958
What the fuck is that sound at 0:24?
Is the cia trying to get me to listen to replica again? it instantly popped into my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdlQnEC1SW0

>>127152069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrEUzKTt7j0