Hey guys, what color are Kurt Cobains eyes?
They're blue
Some blew to the wall on his left and some blew to the wall on his right!
Hey guys, why doesn't Kurt Cobain drive?
Because he prefers to ride shotgun!

They're called Beatles instead of Beetles because John Lennon Beatlesed his wife :D

Lou Reed? More like, POO PEED

Imagine Dragons?
More like
Imagine draggon' deez nutz

What did the lead singer of Chumbawamba say after taking the Buzzfeed "Which Back To The Future Character Are You?" quiz for the third time?

I got Doc Brown. I got the Doc again. You're never gonna keep me down.

What was Michael Jacksons favorite note?
A-Minor!

Did you hear about Michael Jackson? They're saying he's gonna have his body melted down into a playground so kids can play on him

>>127154331
kek

>>127154315 (OP)
Was Marvin Gaye?
Is George Strait?
This makes Stevie Wonder.

>>127154324
hahaha

>>127154315 (OP)
Kurt was more successful than you will ever be :)

>>127155902
No, really, oh wow, who could have guessed! Oh wait, no he wasn't because he blew his fucking brains out and threw everything away and was left with nothing, not even a life, at 27.

>muh being so depressed you an hero is success

Fucking retard.

>>127156288
hahaha oh man the incel cope on this site is absolutely hilarious.

What was Pinochet's favourite album?
In The Helicopter Over The Sea

>>127154315 (OP)
this dude’s music is a joke

Kate Bush? At least it isn’t George Bush

This is my first reply on 4chan Congratulate me please

These jokes are terrible. This man was brutally raped in the sizzling summer of 1992 by several young black men. Hasn't he been through enough?

>>127157358
Nice job man. Here's to many more *drinks beer at 9 AM*

Heh heh; If Beethoven could skate he'd be called Skatehoven