Would you let Anthony Fantano play bass in your band?

sure would. here's me and the drummer bringing him to his first rehearsal

I wouldn't let him touch my TV remote.

>>127168294 (OP)

No, he's a generalist with no actual aesthetic/identity, a neutral bald blob who is agreeable to all genres because he has no actual taste, he just consooms

>>127168294 (OP)
I feel pain in my wrist just from looking at that awful wrist bend.

Would you let Anthony Fantano play with your ass?

>>127168294 (OP)
'Sure Anthony, you can play the bass! We've actually started recording the new album. It's called And justice for all'

>>127168294 (OP)
Nah he'd find my worldview repulsive

My 1st year bass students (9-12 year olds) could play circles around him on their WORST day

>>127169849
Would he though? You never know. Once a youtuber finds a niche, they capitalize on it. Some obsess over the algo and what gets the most clicks and what kind of comments threatens them with cancellation. Some can be prisoners of their own success and need to keep up with the gimmick.

I wouldnt let him within 100 yards of me

>>127168294 (OP)
If I asked Anthony Famtano over for a refreshing cup of Sunny D, and during the course of our conversation, I asked if he knew who Nic Sequeira was, and his answer was, "No, who is that?" I would kick his ass out onto the pavement before he could say Bob's your uncle. I have no room for the musically illiterate in my band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ngVXg8W6K4

>I'm putting together a team...

https://youtu.be/MOfvaUwWi2k?list=RDMOfvaUwWi2k

>>127168294 (OP)
I've seen footage. He's pretty good.

no.... because then what would i do? play keyboards? i heard that's a very competitive thing to do, but i guess since it was my own band i would have to audition

>>127168294 (OP)
Sure, I guess. It would garnish attention, and it's not like the bassist matters in anyway

>>127168294 (OP)
Yes.
4 strings only
No slapping
2 fingers only
No use of the g and d strings.
no solos.
>>127168340
kek
>So how long you guys been jamming
long time Tony, long time
>Oh n....

>>127170742
>4 strings only
>2 strings only

>>127168340
fpbp

>>127168294 (OP)
yes. any dude that lives rent free in the heads of so many haters is worth having in your band.

only if he played a Fender Jazz or P bass. that goofy looking shit is pussy repellant

>>127170703
>garnish
You mean Garner?