Why are their so many songs about women wanting to fuck santa claus
>>127172618 (OP)That's a really great question. Think I asked myself that once. No clue where it comes from.
>>127172618 (OP)>big, probably tall>famous, thousands of classic songs written about him and his work>in control, owns an entire factory of elvesi don't know OP, why wouldn't women want to fuck santa claus?
>>127172618 (OP)bitches love niggas in masks (ghostface), costumes, whatever
Because guys aren't brave enough to admit they would suck old man dick for a nice prezzie.
>>127172618 (OP)Never heard of a single one.
His red uniform is too powerful to resist
Especially in December, forget it