Thread 127172618 - /mu/ [Archived: 2 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:04:07 AM No.127172618
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Why are their so many songs about women wanting to fuck santa claus
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:05:22 AM No.127172634
>>127172618 (OP)
That's a really great question. Think I asked myself that once. No clue where it comes from.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:14:34 AM No.127172735
>>127172618 (OP)
>big, probably tall
>famous, thousands of classic songs written about him and his work
>in control, owns an entire factory of elves
i don't know OP, why wouldn't women want to fuck santa claus?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:32:09 AM No.127173420
>>127172735
Hes a married man
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:46:30 AM No.127173529
>>127172618 (OP)
bitches love niggas in masks (ghostface), costumes, whatever
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:55:08 AM No.127173599
Because guys aren't brave enough to admit they would suck old man dick for a nice prezzie.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:56:17 AM No.127173614
Women yearn for the BSC
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:52:20 AM No.127175140
>>127172618 (OP)
Never heard of a single one.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:08:05 AM No.127175283
His red uniform is too powerful to resist
Especially in December, forget it
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:58:11 AM No.127175713
>>127172618 (OP)
bitches want presents