Frank Zappa has to be the most overrated musician ever. There's not a single song of his that inspires me. Not a single lyric line that resonates. Not a single chord that's in place.
His music is NOT psychedelic. His music has NO rhythm.
Most overrated garbage ass musician of all time.
At least he knew how worthless his no value "music" is, I'm gonna give him that and that only.
>>127242569 (OP)>His music is NOT psychedelicWho said it was?
>>127242569 (OP)Well that's your problem isn't it/ It's not his fault you're dull
Does nicospergguy still sperg out about this guy or trout mask replica? I have not visited much in the last year. Is he permab&?
>>127242569 (OP)>There's not a single song of his that inspires me. Not a single lyric line that resonates. Not a single chord that's in place.Skill issue.
>>127242569 (OP)>His music is NOT psychedelicNO SHIT, FAGGOT?
>>127242569 (OP)>His music has NO rhythmI don't think Zappa ever made music that was free-form, so essentially all of his songs literally have rhythm, you just don't know how to think or speak properly
>>127242601heโs not. He posted in a Beach Boys thread a few days ago
To add - his "art"(if you may even call it so) should be classified as anti-music.
It makes me feel disdain for being able to hear such utter dross.
It kills my mojo for the day.
I can't listen to other music because I remember how I'd just raped my ears with garbage so primitive and uninspiring.
I hear a narcissist's self-obsession, but he's such a low-functioning self-obsessed garbage human being that his blues doesn't even manage to lure me in even for a second.
Not even a second of this man's life fires a single dopamine beam down my psyche.
Truly the most overrated trash that's ever been tossed into the musical world.
I'm filled with rage everytime his works play on the radio, because I'm forced to turn it off in order to not run over pedestrians.
I hate boomers for giving garbage artists such as this one any form of publicity.
>>127242658Kek, so he pivoted to the beach boys now? I wonder who else he will seethe about next.
>>127242581>>127242620First day online? The best way to win every argument is making easily refuted strawmen
>>127242658>>127242734Don't even get me started on the bitch boys.
They remix the same beat into different lyrics. I don't even wonna get reminded of them.
At least zappa - albeit clumsily and without an ounce of talent - tries to experiment sometimes(not always).
"Artists" like these are literally MKultra experiments. NO ONE with a passion for music would volunteer to listen to such grotesque works.
>>127242824>hating on CIA-funded circus music
>>127242824Do you still work at the car wash, live with mom, and have the BPD girlfriend?
>>127242824>no nameAre you even the real nicospergguy? Next thing you tell me is how much of a masterpiece trout mask replica is and how much you hate the velvet underground
>>127242824clean your fedora, it reeks of tobacco pipe
how can anyone hate this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbQjHb8iaMc&list=RDCbQjHb8iaMc&start_radio=1
>>127243644>random gibberish lyrics at the beginningyou see, even Zappa's fans hate his yoko ono tier garbage antics, as can be seen by the peaks in the most viewed metric at 1:45 and 5:36
>>127243766do you like any similar fusion or prog music?
>>127243792Yes, ofc I do. Frank Zappa is just uninspiring and overrated
>>127242569 (OP)>His music has NO rhythm.Ok, this is obviously bait. Here's your (You) anyway.
The only reason people still remember Frank Zappa's garbage music is because of "Smoke on the water". For real, it's THAT bad
>>127243644I hate this. Just sounds like library music with sound effects and bad vocals.
Frank Zappa is a nerdโs idea of someone cool.
>>127243483It's an impostor. Real nicosperg wouldn't be able to shy away from the attention
>>127242569 (OP)Cmon you gotta at least like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3yE2NAdNKo&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD
>>127242569 (OP)Frank Zappa is not music
>>127244064O, wise, enlighten me on the meaning of Frank Zappa
>>127242569 (OP)I think he often devalued his compositions by choosing really cheesy instrumentations. Like there's a video of Steve Vai talking about Zappa showing him some guitar licks and they are really beautiful, but then you go and listen to the track he used those licks in and it doesn't even sound like guitar anymore but like some weird marimba shit or something
>>127244795marimbas and vibraphones are noble instruments you guitar jock
>>127244015This. Inca Roads has always sucked. There's some cool ideas in it but none of them are used to make a coherent song.
Zappa's best songs are his guitar instrumentals like Watermelon in Easter Hay and it isn't even close.
Is he even highly ranked. If I asked 50 people in the general pop who Frank Zappa was, I'd say maybe 2 would know. Most would think it's a Spongebob character or something.
>>127246457just listened to both. good assessment.
>>127242569 (OP)Hereโs my two centsโฆ
Frank could fucking shred.
The End
>>127246457>Watermelon in Easter Hay Supremely based choice and defined the essence of Frank, more or less. Well done, anon.
>>127243644>>127246457 I suppose there's two kinds of Zappa fans . The ones who prefer the guitar wank and the others who prefer the wacky arrangements. I'm a 60s Zappa guy myself though
>>127246721Who thinks that little umbrellas and peaches are the only good tracks in hot rats
>>127246784Based tourists then
>>127243644Sounds like The Grateful Dead doing their own version of Help, I'm a Rock for Blues For Allah.
>And that's a GOOD thing!
Arguably the greatest American satirist with Pynchon.
Also, no rhythm? What level of post-african retardation is that?!?
>If I asked 50 people in the general pop who Frank Zappa was
i live in europe and hes extremely well known, you yankees are brainwashed
the problem with zappa is that most people only listen to his bad albums
>>127243644>crash bandicoot music but with guitar wanking and le epic randumb vocals
>Zappa is just too intelligent and deep for zoomers to get
>Zappa:
>>127250240THIS lo
He's the biggest pseud who's ever lived, then follow his fansl
>>127249195Pynchon took his time to carefully craft his novels over years, ensuring they were perfect. Zappa shit out a new album every couple weeks, with extreme variance in quality
>>127249958He has made a lot of musical shitposts. He did so while making sure to surround himself with musicians who had top tier talent at every point of his career. He would be very amused by getting these kinds of reactions.
A few more thoughts about Frank. He introduced himself with Hot Rats and got his foot in the music industry's door. From there he just did whatever he wanted. People kept buying his shit so they let him. He made everything from weird experimental albums to songs about gay sex with robots to a doo wop tribute album. It's okay to not like it, it's not for everyone. But you should try to understand the reasoning behind it all.
>>127250967yeah, i think he was extremely self aware about publishing lots of bad albums but he did it anyway bc to him work was fun and with a bit of luck those bad albums could sell decently enough to finance his more musically ambitious projects
>>127250240zero contradiction, zoomers are so fucking dumb they can't understand anything
>>127242609There's no way to delay that trouble comin' everyday.
But yes, after the debut, Zappa disappeared up his own butthole, literally peepee poopoo lyrics bcuz that's all he saw around him. Gross
>>127252023>he thinks he's amongst his fellow zoom zooms here>he doesn't know he's talking to millennials even when they are co opting zoomer brainrot speak to be annoying frfr no cap
Danny Elfman has the career Zappa wished he had.
>>127250304imagine getting filtered by zappa of all things
>>127252107retarded comparison
>>127242569 (OP)I like his song about Jewish girls
>>127242569 (OP)Literal cian*gger
It's almost like this guy was pushed to keep all the autists away from where the normal people were
Like you'd almost believe that
>>127254091He oversaw laurel canyon degeneracy and wrote music for many who lived there. He was a fed.
No, he's not a good songwriter. He never pretended to be. His 'songs' are just spergy comedy stuff.
He was an interesting instrumental composer/band leader - his songs are just openly stupid; he was never trying to have them taken seriously. His fusion records, especially are where his talent actually shines through.
>>127254477Hot rats is mega garbage
>>127242569 (OP)only if you forget hip hop exists
This thread sucks and is wrong
https://youtu.be/xllgFDsMu4A?si=QoNoqzDkcTMpkCWn
https://youtu.be/KINj7I42PlU?si=CjdrhCoT_7Sim5B0
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https://youtu.be/0EwMkLkIPj8?si=kRqWZJpHQuY3EICl
All great Zappa songs that anyone and everyone can like
>>127255699Ah, yes, the classic "lemme just play random shit for 3-10 minutes straight and say random shit at random times" likeable music
More of a Grand Wazoo man myself
>>127242569 (OP)Nicholas Sperg is about to get retconned into existence again because of this thread. What have you done?
>>127242569 (OP)>>127242701I agree in general, but Valley Girl is slightly fun. Granted, it was cowritten by Moon so that's probably why Frank was never able to squeeze the joy out of it like he did everything else.
>>127242569 (OP)yes yes... well put well put op HOWEVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zXp4ZfRGsA
I think he's got a few tracks here and there but really on numerous levels he's an unimpressive song writer and melody maker. Bothers me the comparison to beefheart who is completely a fascinating melodic designer in comparison and his humor actually makes me life.
>>127258320Blasphemy!
He is a joy to have around ;^)
He made one of the most beautiful guitar pieces ever. His music may not be for everyone but even the most brain-rotted simpleton with even the slightest knowledge of music should be able to appreciate this
https://youtu.be/Fn9ZuGquwpQ?si=AahxiQf6jDK7C4If
Also anyone who says most of Zappa's music is just "le random noises" knows nothing about his philosophy. He was a character who played absurdist music. It should be treated as such.
>>127242701What radio station do you listen to that plays fucking Frank Zappa Mr faggot?
>>127258465This is very nice.
>>127258469agree! beefheart is the melodic and comedic pinnacle of the 20th century
>>127242701Bullshit AI post or some brain rotted dumb zoomer
>>127258673based
OP is a faggot
I want to like frank Zappa's music but I feel I'm too dumb to understand the songs and humour, he is like a scientist of music
OP is a Zappa fan baiting
>His music has no rhythm
Is it a retard or a troll? Probs both