Thread 127255765 - /mu/ [Archived: 492 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:44:36 AM No.127255765
rod stewart
rod stewart
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Opinions on Stewart's rod?
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:45:48 AM No.127255776
Small and inoffensive.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:50:24 AM No.127255828
Robert_Christgau_02_(cropped)
Robert_Christgau_02_(cropped)
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Foolish Behaviour [Warner Bros., 1980]
It's not fair for punks to pick on him--rock Hollywood has spawned worse corruption, after all, and his band is a lot tougher and cooler than the Stranglers ever were. But he doesn't do himself a lot of favors, either. He didn't have to include a poster of all the hotels he's trashed. He didn't have to repeat the phrase "Kill my wife" for the umpteenth time (someone tell Britt it was all a joke). He didn't have to invoke passion as a universal solvent like some surly asshole at a bar where all the women have been taken. He didn't have to bury "Oh God, I Really Wish I Was Home Tonight" on an album nobody will remember a year and a half after it goes platinum. He implores his sweetie to save her best bits for him on a naughty postcard. But I remember the young stud who was good enough for "Maggie May." C
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:50:29 AM No.127255829
>>127255765 (OP)
It's soft and it's very short and it serves no purpose. It lacks the physical strength.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:24:19 AM No.127256114
>>127255765 (OP)
small dicked
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:36:03 AM No.127256799
>smaller than mine
kwab
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:37:56 AM No.127256811
>>127256799
At least he got to use his.