ITT: unintentionally funny metal album covers

the drummer is picking the bogeys out of Jims nose, always gets me.

not sure this is intentional or not, is this supposed to be Roger Waters mother?

>>127263219
Just a cow; nothing funny about it.

>>127263237
to call a woman an "old cow" in England is an insult. I think Roger is having a go at his own mother here, combine that with the album title and it makes sense.

>>127263219
there's shit coming out of her ass

>>127263260
You're confusing the title with the cover. Also, calling a woman an "old cow," or indeed, old anything is an insult not just in England.

what is it with metal bands and shoddy album covers?

>>127261312 (OP)
Does anyone know what cover this is? Saw it at tower in Nyc

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>>127263311
>metal

>>127263447
Patrick James is an atmospheric blackgaze project.

>>127263295
Having never heard this before, it's actually better than I expected. Also, that bitch has a ring already so he's making the right decision by going for the guitar.

>>127263447
Fiiiiine

why did the 90s roll around and 70s/80s bands just totally give up on album covers? does anyone know what I mean?

Mostly because of the band's fashion sense

>>127263665
the rise of CD's maybe?

>>127263665
cd are cheap to produce, the focus was on quantum so record companies could make real money for the first time, lp was holding them back massively in terms of what they could earn on a successful artist

>>127263689
Some guy was talking about how he dressed up like Ozzy here after this record came out and he got arrested while walking to school because the cop thought he was a tranny hooker

>>127261312 (OP)
Is it bad that I prefer Pantera's debut to what they later became?

Lol look at there faces

>>127264705
no that album cover rules so does this one

>>127264403
>zoomer never heard of cassettes

>>127264656
it's bad that you adopted this contrarian stance just to be edgy

>>127264968
>unintentional

>mfw

This one is a cute little colored pencil drawing.

>>127263295
Holy fuck hahahaha

>>127265722
/thread

so bad it's a classic
>I assume at least a few of you know, but the album was supposed to be called War Pigs, label balked. This should explain.

>>127265722
Japan mogs

>>127265852
MY LADY OF MAAARRRSSS!!! (guitar solo)

>>127265722
They really managed to drop both the best and worst metal album covers of all time in the same year

>>127263617
>banger proto-power metal tracks
-weird owl/sloth/man/something with an airplane

>>127265873
that's actually really cozy

>>127263617
Riot's entire discography could be in this thread. HORRIBLE album covers. They should have been bigger and those album covers weren't doing them any favors.

>>127261312 (OP)
Not sure what they were thinking with this one. They didn't realize this would look ridiculous?

>>127265722
A creepy guy with blue underwear in the woods. Way better than some gay cover you'd see now

>>127263689
Aside from the red tights they are fine

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>>127267594
Not funny. Some of the others are really funny.

>>127261602
This one always makes me laugh

wtf is this

>>127269083
just take a look at repka's modern covers

>>127263219
Holy shit I loved thos cassette when I was 15

>>127269121
Kek this cover rules

behold

oh wait someone beat me to it, i'll post another riot cover then for your viewing pleasure

>>127269393
dominance pose

>>127263099
They loved that transparent composure effect in the 60s and 70s

>>127265722
I always say this album looks really cool as a thumbnail but when you open it up it looks stupid.

>>127269558
it's a testament to the quality of the music when an album cover that bad can't bring it down

>>127269600
Has any album had a side 2 fall off this hard?

>>127269803
>Electric Funeral, Hand Of Doom, Fearies Wear Boots
your taste is horrifically bad

>>127263295
kek

>>127269803
the vast majority of vinyl albums.

>>127269803
Electric Funeral and Fairies Wear Boots are two of the best tracks on the album.

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>>127269877
The 3 best tracks are ofc Iron Man, Paranoid and War Pigs, so this is patently incorrect. No amount of samefagging will save side 2.

>>127270022
>most well known means best
you're retarded, stick to singles and pop music

>>127270077
>pick boring filler to be contrarian
>you're retarded
Edgy, too, it looks like.

HE'S GONNA FUCK YOU UP

>>127270396
>boring
your ADD is showing, like I said, stick to pop music, that's more your speed

>>127270077
>NOOO THEY CAN'T BE THE BEST BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE SAYS THAT

>>127265722
I'd argue that it's not so much bad as "cheap looking". There is a difference.

>>127263295
wins the fucking thread

>>127266357
holy shit is that really what the japanese version looks like?

>>127268465
That's clearly MEANT to be funny.

>>127268465
I want a band that sounds like their logo and/or that album cover lol.

>>127269839
Arguably every Razor album cover is shitty. But the music, holy shit the music is probably the best thrash metal in existence.

>>127264728
um hey you guys i told my little brother he could draw our album cover

>>127267998
How exactly is that ring attached to his glans?

>>127272326
It's a big urethral probe and the ring is to attach to the back of a pickup truck.

>>127270022
Iron Man sucks. That song only blew up because the main riff is easy enough for 14 years to play on guitar.

Hand of Doom and Electric Funeral are two of the best songs on the album.

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>>127263333
this looks like a really good PS2 game

>>127271629
this band:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXGnsMsdzt8

Not sure what they were going for

>>127270022
Iron Man is kind of annoying
also, Planet Caravan is amazing

banan thread

>>127267543
And you uploaded the wrong one.

>>127267998
I think they knew.

>>127271629
https://youtu.be/frZAL0YRDJ0?list=RDfrZAL0YRDJ0&t=4

June, 2001
one of the songs is called 5,000,000 Ways To Kill A CEO

June, 2001
not metal but the most hilarious album cover ever.
one of the songs is called 5,000,000 Ways To Kill A CEO

>>127272224
spot on!

i kek'd

>>127263366
looks like peggy gou

obviously intentional, but i love it

>>127273619
one of my holy grails is this with the original cover

>>127273988
how ya doin' Lucky Larry?

>>127273619
that shit's crazy

>there are people who actually dont like Paranoid's album cover
You people are fucking tasteless

>>127274082
>it's a silly picture so it can't be le epic metal!!!
Some people don't get it

>>127274066
doing pretty goy for myself thanks

>>127274082
Worse: they think the Japanese version is better. These people are beyond saving and don't actually understand Metal.

Can someone make the first Iron Maiden LP cover but with Pepe instead of Eddie?