Chris Martin and the literal who's.

Thanks. It's about time HR got their cum uppantce

Being the bassist for Coldplay has to be the easiest job in the world

>>127264821
They all have the easiest job in the world Martin writes all their music

>>127264634 (OP)
Chris Martin and the Homewreckers.

>>127264833
and he shares all the writing money with them equally. And they say communism doesn't work.

>>127264821
HEY IVE HEARD THAT JOKE BEFORE. STOP STEALING JOKES!!!

>>127264634 (OP)
Stadium Rock for wine aunts.

he must feel dead inside

>>127264952
Calling them Rock is a bit of a stretch.

>>127264952
As opposed to you who does God knows what for a living

>>127264971
wine aunt detected

>>127264833
Anon...

>>127264963
Their early albums are definitely rock

>>127264634 (OP)
And yet they are all still together after nearly 30 years

>>127264963
well more polite dinner party rock for middle age hipster

>>127265000
nice cherry-picking.

>>127265000
Lmao compare that to their first few albums which have no co-writers

>>127265031
We need that. I can't all be an uproar for communist propaganda

>>127265038
How is that cherry picking when I just posted the songwriting credits for their newest album lmao? Here's the one before that one. Only their first two albums didn't have co-writers, and now they look like the songwriting credits for an average pop slut.

>>127264634 (OP)
None of them look like real people

>>127265134
they did all or most of the writing for 7 albums, so they are clearly capable. They added more writers just recently probably to ease the workload for themselves.

>>127266353
*to stay relevant for zoomers, soccer mom, and wine aunts

didn't the bassist fuck Lindsay Lohan or something?

>>127266504
no, but he beat his wife over finding out that he was sexting some teenagers

>>127267559
that was Maroon 5's bassist.

>>127265146
This

>>127264821
Magic's bassline has some weird timing that isn't that easy

>>127265134
Cowriting credits can be memes
Like if you suggest a line and it's used you get a writing credit just cause the band needs to cover their asses
Everyone other than Coldplay and Max Martin should be taken with a grain of salt

>>127266477
Do zoomers even listen to Coldplay?
Pretty sure it's mostly 40 year old women and Asians

>>127267822
South Americans