>you know, I’m a talentless, unfunny, unoriginal grifter who gets all his middle of the road film opinions from centre of right twitter! You see, there isn’t an original bone in my body, nor is there a backbone in my body!!
>Henry Cavil: “….fuck”
>Now don’t get me wrong; I’m a spineless, cowardly, weak ultra normie who appeals to low IQ right leaning retards.
>Dr Evil: “…rrrrrrighttt…”
>My grift is telling people exactly what they want to hear when it comes to film criticism. Woke? Girl boss? “the message”? Yep, it’s all here. Need your slightly right leaning opinion on a film validated? Well I hold the safe and comforting opinion you’re looking for.
>”ITS A BOLD STRATEGY COTTON LETS SEE HOW IT WORKOUTS FOR HIM”
>Brie Larson is bad! Rachel Ziegler is bad! Hollywood is an evil business and superhero movies are dead (even though I continue to support and promote them both) do you get it? Do you get my message?
>Anyways, that’s all I got for today… go away now

angry iphone poster

>>127283117 (OP)
/tv/ come get yo boy. damn you motherfuckers are corny over there. you wasted your life writing that shit, homie. grow up

>>127283117 (OP)
Wrong board retard

>>127283117 (OP)
>Brie Larson is bad! Rachel Ziegler is bad! Hollywood is an evil business and superhero movies are dead


i mean, is he wrong tho?

>>127283117 (OP)
That's a lot of text for the wrong board you dumb nigger

>>127283117 (OP)
umdabuh

people who think alcoholism is a cool personality trait past the age of 16 are nauseating

>>127283117 (OP)
Based Drinker, I love how this guy makes /tv/ seethe so hard