I unironically was Hayley's neighbor for around 2 years.
AMA

Is an ironic neighbour just a stalker?

>>127289279 (OP)
Sure you were anon, sure you were

>>127289292
What I mean is that I'm not baiting, and that I can prove she lived next door if necessary.

>>127289322
>"can prove"
>doesnt do it in op

>>127289322
Can you prove it? Go ahead bruh
How would you prove it? Did she give you a "i am hayley williams' neighbor" sticker or take a pic wit u?

>>127289279 (OP)
How often would zoomer boys visit?

what makes you think youre anything other than ordinary

>>127289279 (OP)
Did you ever run into her at say... the grocery store?

>>127289344
>>127289416
We were 13 at the time, access to digital cameras wasn't as common.
>>127289501
Her mom even invited me to one of hayley's birthday parties once. She was very shy though.

>>127289705
Of course. You niggas mysteriously and conveniently never have proof.
What school did you go to? What school did she go to?

>>127289716
Me, Centennial High School.
Hayley, idk, she went to a different one.

>>127289279 (OP)
I am Michael Jackson
AMA

>>127289742
Did you do it?

>>127289766
Hell yeah i did it nigga. And I'd do it again

>>127289739
What proof do you have? You said you had proof babe

>>127289852
I already clarified I lived next door lol?

>>127289916
Okay, and Taylor Swift blows me behind a mcdonalds every wednesday.

>>127289279 (OP)
I unironically hooked up with Halsey when she lived in Brooklyn and wasn't famous at all

The absolute larping itt

Kys yourselves

>>127289987
That's actually believable since she considered becoming an actual whore at 19

Oh, Nicol’s birthday party in 2002? I think that's when I first hooked up with her. Do we know each other, OP?

>>127289279 (OP)
Send the proof then

>>127289739
She was homeschooled but I guess it’s plausible you didn’t know that

Did you ever talk to her in Franklin?

>>127290035
>in 2002

She was 13???

Are you rich

>>127289279 (OP)
Shit thread.

What songs does she listen in her radio? Also, did she play guitar in the early days or maybe piano?

>>127290163
Yep, she didn't talk much, but always had good energy.
I wasn't simping on her because I'm not attracted to women, but she was a good sport.
>>127291404
Her family didn't play loud music really.
However, they'd blast Ramones some Sundays for some reason lmao

>>127289279 (OP)
can you give me her number?

>>127289742
Why did you quit Trailer Park Boys?

I seriously gave Ringo Starr some flowers. I was around 5 though.

>>127291610
whitepages dot com

>>127289766
>>127289819
I know it's not OP that replied, but lol

>>127289279 (OP)
Did you ever empathize that they could overhear you?

>>127289962
how old were you when you knew you were into dudes? asking for a friend

I <3 Hagley

How many big african bulls did she bring home?

>>127289279 (OP)
I just woke up my sched is fqd up and I need to fix it, I dont look like this if I'm tryharding2look good.
would Hayley give me, a zoomer, a chance and let me kiss her cute small hag toes? Asking for a friend (me).

>>127294134
Damn bro these are your levels of despair

>>127294141
>despair
"Ms. Williams", is a goddess for any Parabro what do you mean despair?
My sched? I can fix it ez af man Nyquil is overpowered I'll be fine I will fall asleep in 1 hour hopefully i dont wake up at like 4-5 am when almost everything is closed tho h8 when that happens

previous thread btw:
>>127232340

Hagley Midlliams

these threads are now cringe

Mommy

>>127294475
It’s because some fucking retard doesn’t know how to make one properly

>>127289416
>How often would zoomer boys visit?
Is anyone else getting very very bored of this meme by this point?

>>127295673
coomers making everything about their addiction to fapping is the most unbearable part of these new internet years. people mostly kept it to themselves before, not every space gotta be open to sex talk -_-

>>127289279 (OP)
do you curse the world for making you live next to fugly Hayley instead of goddess Livvy?

New thread

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>>127294475
>omg cringe cringe cringe its so cringe
stfu rearded ape you being below 100 IQ is cringe