Do you own a Fender Jaguar?

God no. Do I look like some kind of homosexual filthy indie musician to you?

>>127289850 (OP)
No, but a Squier.

>>127289850 (OP)
I don't like short scales. No Jags, Mustangs, or Gibsons. But they all look cool.

>>127289850 (OP)
no but the pick ups sound a lot better than the Jazzmaster ones

No, it's a failure design. Retarded electronics and switches, usual bullshit
Leo completely abandoned the Jazzmaster and it's little sister the Jaguar and focused on his real designs: the Tele and the Strat

>>127289898
what about the mustang?

>>127289911
the mustang is a kid's guitar, it was never intended as a professional level instrument so I didn't bring it up

>>127289850 (OP)
I love how Fender guitars still have their 50s sci fi design.

>>127289921
It's not all that different than from a Jag. And it has less of the switches you hate.

>>127289898
>Tele
Is literally going to vanish when boomers die out. Who tf plays a Tele in 2025?

>>127289850 (OP)
Is that one on the right a split coil like a P-bass albeit in a square case or an actual double-coil humbucker?

>>127289947
tele pickups don't sound goofy like the others

>>127289947
>Who tf plays a Tele in 2025?
it's the second most popular guitar after a Stratocaster, it's never going away

>>127289986
Dentists and lawyers are obviously still buying them but nobody under 30.

>>127289947
Lot of people, guys and girls. Why don't you go explore the music world more instead of living in a bubble.

>>127290004
>Dentists and lawyers
telecasters are cheap as fuck

>>127290007
Maybe you should take a step out of Nebraska.

>>127289850 (OP)
No, i own a squier mini strat in beautiful shell pink.all the hottest bishes love shell pink.

>>127290219
forgot the pic. its also cheap so i dont care if a homless person steals it or if i have to smash it over someones head or on stage in a fit artistic rage or whatever..

>>127290083
You think I'm insulting you and now you have to argue. But I'm telling you for your own good. I could you flood with you with younger random artists playing Telecasters. It isn't hard. But I'd rather you just do it yourself. It'd be good for you. You have nothing to gain by sticking in your little retard world. It hasn't taken you anywhere yet.

>>127290245
>I could you flood with you with younger random artists playing Telecasters
So do it. Also no country, dad rock, blues or other boomer genres.

Yeah i got one even though I mostly make metal, and the rest of my guitars are black. They just look cool. Also teles are for faggots

I have a Squier Jag if that counts

>>127289850 (OP)
no

>>127289947
I love Jazzmasters and Teles. I forgot where I heard this but if you hate Teles you'll love them eventually

>mogs your shitplank

i win...

>>127289850 (OP)
I do not sir. Congratulations on your purchase.

>>127294723
You did. Congratulations.

>>127289947
Japanese pop/rock/indie/math/shoegaze guitarists.

>>127289850 (OP)
I don't like the short scale length because I'm 1.98 tall with big hands. It feels like a toy in my hands.
Jazzmasters and other full scale offsets are pretty cool though.
>>127289947
I think 95% of the Japanese guitar oriented music scene use Teles in the middle position with a bit of overdrive. It's become very homogeneous to be honest.

>>127289850 (OP)
>take Jazzmaster
>make the scale length shorter
>make the body BIGGER
Explain the logic.

>>127295503
there was no logic, it was considered a failed experiment. it wasn't until years later when effeminate guitarists picked it up because for some reason its the official lgbt guitar.
apparently they think the defective design is relatable or something idk

>>127289873

>>127289898
what does that even mean? it has a unique sound and that's all that matters.