Thread 127328938

how do i tell my friends that i like her music without sounding gay

>>127328938 (OP)
You can't. You are gay.

>>127328938 (OP)
Don't tell them you like her music, just tell them you would like to fuck her.

>>127328938 (OP)
>I like listening to a sexy girls voice, you listen to men singing. are YOU gay?

I can’t imagine being a grown man and willingly listening to bubblegum pop music

>>127329062
I can't imagine being a grown man and not listening to whatever the fuck you want without caring what anyone else thinks

they already know you're gay op

>>127328938 (OP)
there is literally nothing to like about her, or any other pop singer right now's music.

>>127328938 (OP)
just tell them you're gay and they'll know you like sabrina cuntpenter

>>127329071
sounds like something a gay man would say

>>127329071
Gay hands typed this

>>127328938 (OP)
>how do i tell my friends that i like her music without sounding gay
Say it without any trace of embarrassment.

>>127329706
>>127329712
The only people worried about if specific behaviors of men are gay are black women in their mid 30s posting on Twitter.

>>127329754
Try it again in English retard

>>127329829
That was English but I'll translate it to 4chan dumbass for you. Making statements about "when men do x it means they gay" is for 35 year old nigger bitches nobody wants to fuck.

>>127329910
>that was english
Maybe for a wetback

>>127329754
I'm amazed people srilly listen to this pop slop. I grew out of it after high school.

>>127330432
I listen to whatever I feel like at the time. I hate most pop music but I don't mind Sabrina Carpenter.

>>127328938 (OP)
Would you like her music if she was male. Honest question. I know the answer. The answer is no. Even if the lyrics were changed to fit a male, but everything else was the same.

>>127329062
It's so weird how this Disney channel pop star has an audience that consists almost solely of men in their late thirties.

>>127328938 (OP)
Say it in a deeper voice than you usually use.

>>127328938 (OP)
You tell them you listen to her because you think she's a sexy midget bitch.

>>127328938 (OP)
Say it in a manly, masculine voice.
Don't sound/talk swishy.

>>127328938 (OP)
grab your friends butt while you tell them

>>127328938 (OP)
Tell them while you are having sex with a girl

>>127331771
rates of autogynephilia has gone up by 1000% due to sissy hypnosis, please understand sir

>>127328938 (OP)
You can't, they'll always peg you as a fag. Like you can get away with liking some electropop or edm like Charli, or even dance pop like Gaga and excuse it by saying that you listen to it only when working it or jogging. I mean they'll probably still think you're gay for liking those, but they won't be completely sure. But admitting to liking Sabrina is the equivalent of you sucking a fat dick in front of them and expecting them to believe you're not gay.

>>127328938 (OP)
Pop music is for women and homosexuals

>>127333406
>autogynephilia
I just looked that word up and realized that I've had it since I was four. I'm not gay because I think that women are beautiful and men are ugly, but yeah, I've got that.

>>127333686
>they'll always peg you
Hell yes

>>127335213
Lmao
>Hears that a guy likes Sabrina Carpenter
>Instantly rapes him

>>127335172
>I think that women are beautiful and men are ugly
That's a gay man's idea of male heterosexuality.

>I've had it since I was four
At the age of four you were getting sexual thoughts of you being a girl?
Were you being molested?

>>127328938 (OP)
if you know music, you’ll know that pop music is specifically designed to be catchy and hard to forget. it’s okay to admit that you heard a catchy pop song.