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Nelly Furtado
didn't realize she was still out there singing, good for her.
Anonymous No.127353044 [Report]
>>127352812 (OP)
when will she hop on ozempic?
Anonymous No.127353098 [Report]
>>127352812 (OP)
holy mother of slampigs
Anonymous No.127353101 [Report] >>127353773 >>127355844 >>127361039
>>127352812 (OP)
no idea who this fat beast is but when i googled, got a bunch of mainstream media stories with this picture talking about how great she looks, weird considering she's obviously put on loads of weight and gone from thin to a gross FATTY, not one journo called her out for being a FAT CUNT, just sycophantic gushing, amazingly dishonest, thats why you can't trust the media
Anonymous No.127353106 [Report]
absolute unit
Anonymous No.127353634 [Report]
They could launch her into the sun's orbit and she'd get her own moon pronto
Anonymous No.127353680 [Report] >>127353981 >>127355509 >>127355548 >>127360449 >>127361054 >>127361357 >>127366553
>>127352812 (OP)
wasn't she the perfect level of thicc a few months ago? ABORT ABORT!! GO BACK!!!
Anonymous No.127353708 [Report]
>>127352812 (OP)
Oh Hell No
Anonymous No.127353768 [Report]
Yeah, that's a WOULD.
Anonymous No.127353773 [Report] >>127355832 >>127356986
>>127353101
she looked incredible chud, get over it
Anonymous No.127353981 [Report]
>>127353680
2006 was perfect actually
Anonymous No.127355509 [Report]
>>127353680
2010 through 2024 were all solid piggy pounding thiccnesses
Anonymous No.127355548 [Report]
>>127353680
2006
2006
2006
2006
Anonymous No.127355832 [Report]
>>127353773
I want to plap a retard baby into this fat hag
Anonymous No.127355844 [Report] >>127356974
>>127353101
You must be 18 years or older to use this site
Anonymous No.127356316 [Report]
>>127352812 (OP)
Anonymous No.127356323 [Report]
I'm like a turd, I want to float away
Anonymous No.127356974 [Report] >>127359840
>>127355844
i'm way older than that, newfag
Anonymous No.127356986 [Report]
>>127353773
you must be one of those dishonest music journos i was talking about, either that or you're of african descent, i know how they love the big fat baboon asses bitches
࿇ C Œ M G E N V S ࿇ !Ry9RIEstm6 No.127357602 [Report]
BELLY FARTLARDO.
Anonymous No.127357619 [Report]
When I grow up I wanna be a slampig just like mommy
Anonymous No.127357666 [Report]
>>127352812 (OP)
IMAGINE THE FUCKING LOGS
Anonymous No.127359840 [Report] >>127361342
>>127356974
you type like a ten year old who just discovered he can say mean words on the internet without mommy yelling at him
Anonymous No.127360449 [Report]
>>127353680
>thickness
morbidly obese
Anonymous No.127360524 [Report]
>>127352812 (OP)
Yeah, hogging up is doing miracles to revive her career? Yesterday I was "Nelly who?" and today I'm "HAVE YOU SEEN HOW FUCKING FAT NELLY FURTADO IS NOW???"

Lorde should try this
Anonymous No.127360646 [Report] >>127360786
I love her song that goes
>she's gettin fat in here (so fat)
>don't take off ANY clothes
>I am gettin so fat, I'm gonna rip my clothes up
Anonymous No.127360786 [Report]
>>127360646
She's had so many hits
>Fry it Right
>All Food Things
>MacEater
>I'm Like a Gourd
>SoPendulous
She really dominated the 2000s (both the decade and the weight class)
Anonymous No.127361039 [Report]
>>127353101
get educated my nigga
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6JnGBs88sL0
Anonymous No.127361053 [Report]
oh no no no no no no no no don't turn off the grill turn of the grill
I'm gonna need to fry anodda dah dah dah dah
crate of chicken wing
Anonymous No.127361054 [Report]
>>127353680
by 2028, her ass will be big enough for me to pay attention
Anonymous No.127361342 [Report] >>127361353
>>127359840
You type like an angry roastie, fat tykeisha, or a tranny.
Anonymous No.127361353 [Report]
>>127361342
this. all retards need to get off of this board.
Anonymous No.127361357 [Report]
>>127353680
She should go back to collaborating with Timbalard
Anonymous No.127361379 [Report]
Anonymous No.127363354 [Report]
>>127352812 (OP)
Nellyfurtado Avocado
Anonymous No.127365359 [Report]
>>127352812 (OP)
She looks good
Anonymous No.127365778 [Report]
>>127352812 (OP)
GABAGOOOL
Anonymous No.127365814 [Report]
>>127352812 (OP)
It must suck to be a woman. You get 8 or 10 years on top of the world and then this is what you turn into. You might not be fat but this is what you are
Anonymous No.127366294 [Report]
>>127352812 (OP)
I want to lay in her lap after she eats a huge meal and listen to her belly digest loudly as she pets my head
Anonymous No.127366553 [Report]
>>127353680
this is my fetish
Anonymous No.127366642 [Report]
>>127352812 (OP)
imagine the braps and the beat timbaland could make with them