America's Sweetheart 1987 (Tiff vs. Debb)
Tiffany and Debbie were both unleashed onto the American public in 1987. With their cute looks, great sense of style, and catchy pop tunes, these two gals quickly attracted an audience of young American girls and horny adolescent boys.
But which one was America's true sweetheart?
Tiffany, "I think we're alone now"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78
Debbie, "Only in my dreams"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T1t5OFOYDU
Electric Youth [Atlantic, 1989]
Casting about for a clue to this cipher, I found a gem in the bio: "My mom and dad took me to literally thousands of auditions, lessons, and performances." Making her a showbiz kid manque who immersed her perfect pitch and competitive Chopin in disco and Billy Joel, with every pop dream supported by doting parents who didn't want to raise a rebel and got their wish--so far. Unable to fall back on even an alienated childhood for inspiration, her music is synthesis without thesis or antithesis. A mimic and nothing more, she emits banalities about relationships and life choices that are no doubt deeper than anything she's actually experienced--so far. C+
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:08:21 AM
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>>127365146 (OP)
Tiffany was cute
Debbie Gibson seems jewish
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:09:44 AM
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>Debbie Gibson seems jewish
>Gibson was born in Brooklyn, New York City, on August 31, 1970, the third of Diane (née Pustizzi) and Joseph Gibson's four daughters.[1][9][10] Her father, who enjoyed singing, was originally named Joseph Schultz and was abandoned by his mother as a boy;[11] his biological mother married a man with the surname Gibson before putting Joseph in an orphanage.[12] Gibson grew up in suburban Merrick, New York, on Long Island.[13] She describes herself as being of "Italian/Sicilian and part German and possibly some Russian" descent.
Nope. She's mostly guido.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:25:39 AM
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>>127365146 (OP)
Tiffany
Also, the dark echoes a decade later w/ Britney Spears vs Christina Aguilera were the first significant markers of popular culture's slide into inversion retrograde.
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8/12/2025, 1:25:44 AM
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Taylor Swift if Taylor Swift had been considerate enough to quit after album #2.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:06:49 AM
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If I had to pick only one to take home for a one night stand, it would probably be Debbie. They're both hot, but Debbie looks like she'd be a demon in the bedroom. I also like her shorter hair-style just a tad more.
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8/12/2025, 2:09:15 AM
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>>127365241
Is he talking about Tiffany or Debbie?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:39:58 AM
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She could probably give a good foot-job! Wonder what Tiffany's feet are like?
