Thread 128054035

You write Kashmir and you'll get a pass too

>>128054035 (OP)
talentless hack

it was a different time

>>128054035 (OP)
"No he doesn't, why would he? Nobody gets a pass." - John Lydon

>>128054035 (OP)
Who?

>>128054192
No it wasn't. Check laws from back in the day

>>128054104
>the same riff over and over with a guy making cum noises on top

>>128054035 (OP)
when did he turn chinese?

>>128054035 (OP)
Underage girl fucker like bowie, iggy, don Hanley, beatles

>>128054035 (OP)
less of an age gap when he was boinking teens in his late 20s than him and his gf now

>>128056050
he made a deal with the devil for success
once a nerdy session musician who got to play lame blues when the Yardbirds were about to end, he became the leader and main songwriter of the greatest rock act of their time, and maybe of all time
he got to abuse drugs and booze, and indulge himself in cocaine fueled satanic pedo orgies
once it was time for the devil to claim his soul, by the late 70s, he turned in Plant's son's and Bonham's souls instead
the devil, however, imposed an extra fee in the deal, making him turn into a chinese man over the years to justify his longevity
he was able to live to this day as a chinaman in Crowley's castle fucking girls a third his age and putting out lame rehashes of his guitars

>>128057196
what a life!

>>128057196
>cocaine fueled satanic pedo orgies
sounds pretty cool ngl

>>128058623
>>128057196

>>128054035 (OP)
asian privilege

Hear me out:
Page (music and guitar)
Coverdale (vocals)
Waters (lyrics)

a pass for what?

>>128054035 (OP)
hes under investigation

>>128054104
Unironically one of the least good Zep tunes

>>128054035 (OP)
>gets a pass

>>128061076
You write Great White Buffalo and you'll get a pass too

>>128056703
Bowie is innocent, lies created by evil baby groupies to ruin the reputation of a talented artist

When was the last time he performed live? I can only think of joining the Foo Fighters on stage like 15 years ago

>>128065056
he performed Rumble live in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in november 2023

>>128054035 (OP)
> *Accepts the super powers happily*

>>128062607
>Bowie
>innocent
>talented

>>128066343
that 90s Bowie pic is so fucking funny
it always gets me

>>128054035 (OP)
Bros, Jimmy is staring to look seriously old. I realize he's 82 or something, but he's looking very old and with all these other old guys passing, I just don't want him to go
I want Jimmy Page and Keith Richards to live forever

>>128059856
Page and Coverdale was amazing it's a shame they only did one album together

>>128065056
Rumble two years ago but yeah, that's basically it
He's old and retired, why does he need to play live?

>>128067269
Well it was on the cards in the last 10 years

>>128069288
He needs to make new music which he never will

>>128054035 (OP)
explain this.

>>128069288
now THAT is what I call rock n roll!
nuff said!

>>128057196
Hail Page! Hail Satan!

>>128054035 (OP)
I'm not familiar with the lore behind him but I already know this is about fondling kids

>>128070533
He banged underage groupies 55 years ago so people who weren't even born back then are obviously upset

>>128070516
christ, there's even a slight resemblance

>>128056033
Well you'd certainly recognize what another man cumming sounds like

CHINA NUMBAH ONE

>>128057196
He hasn't lived in Crowley's old house in 50 years and it burned down decades ago anyway

>>128057196
is it possible to learn this power?

>>128070989
You've never cum?

>>128054035 (OP)
he deserves it

he is a very talented pedophile

>>128076225
ask /x/

>>128078277
x gon give it to ya

>>128079150
kek based

>>128054035 (OP)
This guy is a sack of shit. Does that mean it's no longer acceptable to listen to great stuff like immigrant song, whole lotta love, stairway to heaven? I hope not

>>128081550
he just copied a few songs without giving credits
big deal!

>>128061010
A pass for research, ya know, like Pete Townshend, except Jimmy preferred being on the ground, doing field work.