Thread 128146236

Crooked whammy bar edition
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SCALES:
https://www.all-guitar-chords.com/scales

GIT GUD with GUITAR:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg1L-sBIxnY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QCt3UBTS1Y

Whoa

I’m tired of tweaking my amp settings when swapping guitars, I’ve got to dial my EQ pedal in for my P90 guitars so I can just go from single coil guitars to P90 guitars with just hitting my pedal to tweak settings

>>128146296
P90s are single coils, surely they'll still sound good at the same amp settings as a tele

>>128146314
They need a little tweaking to get it how I like them. I tweak my amp settings with all of my guitars but these two are the ones I swap back and forth most. With my Teles I crank the treble and turn down the bass and with P90s I bring the treble down and bass up and instead of doing that on my amp all the time I’ll just have the EQ pedal set to get the P90 sound I want

>>128146236 (OP)

Are rumors true, comrades?

>>128146293
Original composition

Titled - Coffee Bar

>>128146410
Belly laugh

>>128137381
>he thinks bluesmen played on blue guitars
not a musical color

>>128146467
He's right

>he thinks anyone who is historically relevant in the overall scheme of guitar music played on electric
should we tell him?

How do all of the metal guitarists make high gain sound good? Everything sounds better when I play on high gain except for barre chords on the low E and A strings

>>128146467
>blue
>means sad
>blues is based on sad
>blues is based on blue
Really not that hard to understand bro.

Bros are attenuates a meme?
I'm only ever home late at night anymore and haven't cranked my Deluxe Reverb in months.
It's sounds like absolute shit at low volume, lamest sounding amp ever when not cranked.

>>128146116

No, the warbling was from a an offset stereo delay with the reverb and chorus. I couldn’t really get it to not do that until I changed the delay to mono and messed with the tempo. Idk. It’s just a stock neural preset I was messing around with. And then I added a tape saturation in Luna to warm it up. But I’m trying to figure out mainly how to level my input gains and tracks so I don’t get clipping. I have my interface set to 0 gain on instrument.

Anyway a little blog update I put a battery in my Prius and all the check engine codes went away so at least that stress is gone. Can enjoy my new guitar more soon.

>>128146689
This is why they make modelers grandpa, get with the times

>>128146706
I have a headphone amp modeler, but I still wanna crank my Deluxe.

I've only been playing for a few months but is Good Times by Chic considered an easy song to learn? It's taking me fucking days to play just the rhythm at original tempo.

>>128146447
You're still here? I'm assuming you're still unemployed and bitchless as well

What's that smell?

>>128146813
That's just the nitro lacquer that rubbed off onto my sweaty hands.

>>128146685
>blue guitar makes music automatically blues
not a musical color

Red is the most blues color.

>>128146894
Are you truly retarded or are you just pretending to bait?

Blues is based on blue and is mainly played on guitar therefore blue is a musical color since it's literally the base of the most influential guitar genre.

tone doesnt matter

>>128146975
Tone is all in my asshole

>>128146755
bass or guitar? the bass part can be tricky but I’m sure a beginner could learn it in a few weeks. idk the guitar part

>Boomer Pickup Demo: ....
>Boomer Pickup Demo Japan:!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-Lwh1y2ECo
Anyone play these (Duncan JB Jr and 59 single coils)?

QUICK PLEASE HELP

any online site to create music sheet (very short, 8 easy bars) and be allowed to save it either as pdf or image file?

>>128147138
how the fuck do i learn to improvise like this walking carcass?

Natural and sunburst aren't colours because they let the natural wood grain shine. The best actual colours are white, black, and blonde in tier 1, greens and reds in tier 2, flake/metallics in tier 3, and so on.

>>128147168
i have a white guitar which is a bit more cream now and i wish i had gotten the blue or black one
thought about replacing the pickguard to a black one but i'd have to diy it and i'm so fucking lazy and don't have the tools

>>128147166
I think you need that cool backup track.

>>128147168
thanks got any more dumb opinions?

>>128147195
i'm still dogshit

>>128147148
most people use guitar pro to build tabs

>>128147201
Orange and yellow tier 4, animal prints tier 5, and blues tier 6.
Take it to the bank.

>>128147166
1) learn the sound and shape of your scales
2) steal and learn licks, phrases, solos you like and use your knowledge of the scales to transcribe them in 10% of the time it would take you without
3) hum a solo to a backing track in your head, transcribe it then play it (repeat this step 100 times)
4) hum a solo and learn to play it in real time (repeat this step 200 times)
5) play what you hear in real time
6) construct better solos by working more on your timing and rhythm, gain more vocabulary, and explore commonly used techniques like motif/chord tones/arpeggios

>>128147218
no no tabs, actual sheets. i use free tuxguitar for my own use, but i have to write a sheet and share it (creste an image and paste it on a document file)

>>128147256
i spent so much fucking time learning scale patterns and i don't think i know even one well enough that i could do arpeggios or even know scale degrees on it

>>128147257
you can hide the tab on guitar pro and you’re left with the standard notation. Idk if it fixes whatever problem you’re talking about

I'm reminded of these oldschool archtops that came in blue. But you gotta be pretty snazzy yourself to pull this off. Maybe a white suit and blue tie. Maybe a gig on a cruise ship.

>>128147275
it’s not about playing the scale it’s about hearing it internal so well that you can play it by ear. If you hum a solo and transcribe it, you’ll find that it naturally flows in and out of many different scales. playing scalar sounds fucking awful and it’s why you see so many YouTube vids wanking over how people put a major 3rd or 6th in their minor solo. It’s cause the artists are playing in sounds not scales

RIP Ace Frehley.
Why didn't you faggots say something?
>>128146992

>>128146722

The fender micro plus has deluxe and other fender amps

>>128147300
yeah and i can't fucking do it youre not really helping

>>128146956
>blues is based on blue
>played by black men on brown instruments
1-800-come-on-now

>>128147276
hmm hold on it ocurred me something...

either way guitar pro you need to pay right? it is not quick at all

>>128147360
sorry I couldn’t help you man, but looking for a quick solution that works and is also free isn’t very common

>>128147360
>even CONSIDERING paying for software
lmao, how the average channoid has fallen off

>>128147323
yeah reading isn’t the solution to your problems you have to practice. I believe in you

>>128147369
Don't suggest piracy to zoomers, they are retarded and will download viruses at a rate higher than boomers (scientifically proven)

>>128147257
Musescore.
Dorico has a free version, but it has some limitations... worth looking into that to see if it would matter to you.

>>128147380
if i knew what i should practice i'd maybe do it

>>128147401
I just told you lol. improvising isn’t punk music you can’t be good at it in a week

>>128147369
free software sucks, pirated commercial software… now we’re talkin

>>128147415
i've been playing guitar since i was like 10 so a decade at least and i'm still shit at it because nobody ever told me what to practice

>>128147428
your ear should be very good. hum a few solos and then play them

>>128147389
>viruses in 2025
Lmfao

>>128147463
Everything you see there is her entire room.

>>128147476
>replying to yourself

>>128147305
That was days ago homie. Funny seeing all the Ace love come up on /mu/ when all /mu/ does is bash Kiss. I was Ace every Halloween from the ages of like 6 to 11 or some shit and I’ve never stopped liking Kiss, their first six records plus Alive I and II still get regular play from me, plus all of Ace’s solo/Comet stuff. Anomaly released right when I started my senior year of high school and I had that record blasting on my iPod in this shitty apple wired ear buds as I walked to and from school for that whole first quarter of school. Ace as always been a real nigga

>>128147482
No. Never heard of her before.

>>128147491
who wrote the riff to detroit rock city? that’s the only kiss thing I like

>>128147491
I stole a pack of KISS bubblegum when I was a kid. That's how cool I was.

>>128147476
Shes a guitar hoarder

>>128147425
...that was the insinuation.
I've had priated copies of guitar pro since I was a wee lad in 2007

>>128147508
Don’t tell Gene that, he will destroy your credit score with his vile jew magic as revenge for costing him some pennies in royalties
>>128147505
Paul

>>128147289
This is a gorgeous guitar. This is the kind of guitar I'd shell out thousands for.

Black Diamond is cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy4opYZW1cQ

>>128147359
I think I've explained it well enough even a child could understand it. My mistake trying to explain it to a fetus.

>>128147536
sick. at least gene didn’t write it

>>128147570
>he thinks blues (actually brown) is a musical color

>>128147550
kiss is such a mediocre band but a fantastic theatrical troupe

>>128147360
forgot it cuz im hurry
said solution was adding repeat signs, to make it as shorter as possible. the original idea was to adjust, make the actual sheet smaller like some programs can, but you cant do that in tux guitar, so i had to do that

>>128147644
I think they were cooler when they were still young like that and actually still trying to be a rock band. They also sprung out of glam and are kind of the flipside of the same coin as punk who came out of glam too. Punks were just snottier and more DIY. I'd listen to both of them if I was kid in the 70s probably.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oaXNXw_Gaw

>>128147550
Yeah.

https://youtu.be/Tn58-Nl9NYw

>>128147491
>>128147508

>>128147739
I don't get it. There's nothing in the bag right? If so, then that's funny

>>128147712
I've heard of them, but never actually listened. Honestly, I really like it.

>>128147644
https://youtu.be/3C_sIotnmVQ
This whole album is some of the best work Kiss did and it’s funny because it’s a solo album.

>>128147550
Yeah they are

>>128147550
https://youtu.be/iLnZlnMi99o
Good enough for the Mats good enough for me

>>128146236 (OP)
> GIT GUD with GUITAR:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg1L-sBIxnY [Open]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QCt3UBTS1Y [Open]
Is this unironically the best way to learn guitar?

>>128147550
Paul Stanley rocking that wack ass L6 Midnight Special

>>128147550
Man Peter Criss can sing great.

>>128147898
Yeah. That's the other thing. They all shined more. Even Gene was cool once if you balance it out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XfNoS7Jx60

Goblin core version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMX9ySmgl4Q

>>128147874
you need to understand that there is an implied difference between understanding and learning guitar, but as someone who has learned pretty extensive theory: yes his videos are one of the best

>>128148038
I should add that Scotty’s videos are more like demystifying functional theory for the guitar. you can’t watch all his videos and then go play a song by ear. you have to put in the practice of internalizing the theory and hearing the harmonic and melodic context of the ideas presented. it’s more of a pair of glasses that Scotty gives you to help see everything you are about to learn on guitar in the future more clearly

https://www.all-guitar-chords.com/scales

Guitar noob here. How am I meant to memorise a full scale? For example, I know the C major Scale when it's set to vertical on that website, I know every note and using that knowledge, I can figure out the entire fretboard since each note is a whole tone over from the last, besides e-f and b-c, but how am I to know when one octave starts and the other begins? If that's even right... Like, how do they even show that on a treble cleff stave as well? since I've learnt all the music notation for sheet music on the vertical. I'm not entirely sure where to go next. I'd rather read a book than watch a video, but I will do whatever. I'm trying to learn theory, though, and everything I find is just like uh "do this" or giving me tabs, which is annoying.

>>128148139
they don’t unless the position you should be playing out of is notated, otherwise you’ll have to play the song yourself and just do whatever feels correct. you’ll know it’s a different octave when it’s extended off of the staff. I suppose that’s why the classical music scene glamorizes other people’s “expression” and “phrasing” so much because you can’t annotate that in sheet music
>how do I learn
it’s always going to be same 2-4 shapes just recognize the pattern. typically you can just learn all the major scale patterns and infer all the other scales from there since typically no more than half the notes change for any other scale. there are some really funky scales out there tho

>>128148139
I'm too tired to explain, but ill give you this. Because of the nature of a 7 note scale, any time you play a "wrong note", move up or down one note, and you will be in key.

>>128148251
great for improvisation isn’t going to do jack shit for him sight reading and doesn’t even address his question

>>128148139
I am turbo autistic so I memorize the notes not to play in scales instead of the notes to play

Feeling juicy sisters. Feeling bratty. Moisturized even. Gonna have a few Shirley temples and do my makeup in the dark while listening to my slaughter house field recordings. Stay cool. Than I'm going to play my genuine Gibson electric guitar. If that's all right with you de lads.

>>128148295
Well, that's because I didn't read his post.

>>128148314
hopefully you die in your sleep

>>128148210
So I just got to wing it, damn. That's a lot less methodical than I had hoped. I'll look more into major scale patterns. A video told me that there are pattern intervals I can learn for scales, e.g. a major scale is 221-2221, so if I play a G note and go down the string, follow the pattern, that's a G major scale. I'm starting to think that was incorrect/a red herring. Since when would I even need to know the "scale" for just one string.

Thanks for your response. I'll look into scale patterns a bit more and see if I can find a way to digest them more easily.

>>128148295
Lol thanks, I did think what he was saying didn't make sense. It's also something I had heard before.

>>128148297
How does that work? I want to know scales so I can eventually improv, memorising notes for a song I don't think would work for me.

>>128146636
I don't think we should heh

Torrent of guitar lessons pls

tabs ect.

I've been playing some other instruments for a while, all of them very related to the guitar, and my guitar technique has suffered, or guitar has a really shitty proper technique. Which is more likely?

Bad guitar technique is still bad, stabbing at the neck like a violin is where it gets questionable.

>>128148399
I thought you were just asking about memorizing scales. I'm sorry friend. I should be more respectful and read the whole thing. I like writing chord charts and lyrics. I like improvising over a rough skeleton of theory. That is my way of writing music, it's efficient for me personally, but it leaves it quite open to interpretation. You can get to a point where you hear a recorded guitar and can literally see in your head how you would physically play it in real time. I hope that makes sense? If it doesn't it's ok too.

>>128148399
playing scales on one string is more for getting used to the other positions of the fretboard which again comes back into the voicing and phrasing of the song. it’s technically the same note but modulating the pitch can give it a different feeling. sight reading is a great tool but most people want you to read sheet music so you can play it the way it’s written (ie no improv) although that’s not a hard and fast rule. I think it would be helpful to recognize the key of the song and the chord progression to see which chord fingerings make the most sense (typically easiest to play) and play out of whatever position that is or close to it. melodies and chord changes go hand in hand
>how to improvise
>>128147256
you can look up 100 different guides on improv and it will always lead back to this. you can get a lot of mileage out of improv just altering the melody and playing call and response motifs. just doing one go through of that is 4-12 bars or more typically.

>>128148466
I found playing bass very comfortable with good posture all day and natural hand placement. playing acoustic guitar with a pick is basically the complete opposite. there is something to what you’re saying but you’re probably just a bit rusty

First for bronco bass

>Aztec Gold: ....
>Shoreline Gold: !!!!!
Same goes for Inca Silver. To hell with Aztecs and Incas.

>>128148546
Who's this hunk?

>>128148568
Jerry Lee Lewis. I colourized it and added makeup in Gimp running on Temple OS

>>128148546
Only prog-ska in existence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esyqRcEFDVI

>>128148610
She's so talented she transcends her physical beauty with her art. A true inspiration to everybody.

>>128148501
I think It does, thanks for clarifying.
>>128148509
The plan was to print off a bunch of scales, like all the major, minor, pentatonix, and different modes or whatever that are common in the genre of music I'm interested in, in music notation format, stick them on my wall, then practice both my sight reading and memorising my scales at the same time. My main goal is to be able to improv in the genres that I'm interested in but also learn to sight read better at the same time. Given that there's no way to tell what octave you're in or whatever I guess it just means I can do the same thing I just need to learn how to play the scale on different parts of the fretboard. More work than I thought but I guess I'll just power through it, I'm a NEET for the next few months anyway.

Thanks again

>>128148672
like the other guy said you play for a month or two you’ll visualize the pitch difference between different parts of the fretboard. scales confused me for a long time when I learned them because it was hard to make good music with them. don’t think of scales as a recipe you need to cook with but more like grammatical context that you are trying to speak through your guitar with. let me see if I can give an example:
Artist: yeah I usually just stick with Dorian over blues etc
YouTube retard: check out this Dorian trick that makes all your solos fire
What is actually going on: this scale feels a certain way to me when I hear it and I think the song needs a melody with that feeling. I know I can use something in the Dorian scale to evoke that feeling because that’s how that scale sounds to me. but you know what? I don’t like the way the song sounds if I have that feeling the whole time, it’s needs something else to create a story. I use this other scale to say something else when I finish what I’m saying in Dorian. maybe I only need to say one sentence with this feeling and I can go back to Dorian etc
sorry if that’s gay and confusing but it’ll make sense to you eventually.

classic vibe players is that a good investment for me for right now or should I look at like firefly something cheaper ect. Like its just a strat its only going to be so and so much of a strat as much as a cheaper knockoff is that's probably why I don't wanna do it.

Art Bell here. Wild card line your on the air. Let's hear some riffs.

>>128148793
I think I understood what you said. I'll be screenshotting all the advice and replies I got for reference later, thanks.

>>128148794
the only thing you get with more expensive electric guitars is that they feel better in the hand and stay in tune better. you can set virtually anything up to play well. if you see yourself being committed start with a guitar you like more, if you’re unsure maybe get the cheaper one. but if it sucks it will make you more likely to quit

>>128148858

i wanna nother 1962 MIJ Sunburst tele rissue

HPL is better than wood and silicon is better than tubes. Stop living like a superstitious boomer.

>>128148793
Yep you see it similar to me. I really love music theory. It's like a warm blanket. A cool side note/tip: if you play a any two sequential notes, skip one, play the next two, repeat... You get an Arabic/Indian (to my ears) sounding scale. You can go to that any time to get that flavour. It's called the Octatonic scale, I think.

For those interested: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octatonic_scale

>>128148532
I found myself playing bass with three fingers and doing stretches like I was playing cello. I know why you do proper guitar technique and chord grabs, but it's not what i've been doing for melodic lines.

Happiness is a warm Gun - The Beatles
---------
They say it's about hard warm dicks, and it very well might be. But I think it's a metaphor. I think they are saying happiness/love is a weapon to those that don't have it. I think it's alluding to a moral responsibility to be humble. And not hold your good fortune over others heads. Just as one should not hold people hostage with their sorrow. And they combine this ethos, with a laid back r&b smooth jam. An example of excellent music. 6/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdvnOH060Qg

>>128148947
very cool, thanks for this.

>>128149040
Got kicked out of gc (guitar center) earlier today for playing a John Lennon song. Footloose motherfuckers trying to keep me down ong

>>128149060
You're welcome, my friend. It's really fun playing slide with the octatonic scale. Get those cool discount/poseur sitar sounds.

>>128149040
How thoughtful, Patrick

>>128148583
Whoa... Jerry be looking like THAT?

>>128149178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQ2305fLeA

>>128149486
rip Jerry I can’t believe he’s gone

>>128149486
Ok... Who does this look like to your twisted sick face blind mind?

>>128149586
That's Olivia, my guy. America's sweetheart. You living under a rock, my guy? She even plays guitar and writes songs. Pretty cool, huh?

>>128148546
>you are experiencing mind shattering ego death on a heroic dose of (illegal felony level punishment if you are possessing them) psilocybin mushrooms and Gwen gives you this look

https://voca.ro/11tEXB5MnO1N
aww yeah it’s goof off shitpost guitar voca hours

Shine on you Crazy Diamond - The Pink Floyd
-----
Some people say it's about warm hard throbbing meat rods. And if very well might be. But I think it's a metaphor. Alluding to miss-interpreted appreciation. About an artist that uses pain to inspire an, escape from mental anguish, and not being able to conform to a paradigm he didn't consent to, or understand. The whole band sound amazing in this recording. A classic. 4/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMnQ4aIh1m0

>>128149730
>>128149740
Cool stuff. Is that a recorder or flute?

wow… ii-V-I vs I-IV-(V)vi just clicked. I’m writing a crosspicking arrangement of a song I really like and I couldn’t figure out why it didn’t feel right. I really thought it was the latter because every other song in this artists catalogue and genre is a I-IV-V-iv

https://voca.ro/1d9VjxclXMFA
lame ass rockabilly goof off he’ll yeah

>>128149809
recorder, my teacher won’t let me move up to a flute yet she says I gotta get better first

>>128149848
https://voca.ro/101EnfJkjwWa

>>128149866
Sounds like a smart teacher. I love playing my recorder. I have a flute I got from a pawn shop that I sometimes pretend to know how to play. Have some recordings. Might post one if I get the gumption...

https://voca.ro/1duSK1IYygNa
seye coh ki ler

>>128149901
he’ll yeah brother

>>128149901
And he kept dancing. Dancing... He said he would never die..

>>128146447
I love how fast you're improving.

>>128149970
Thank you. I recorded that on 4/20 a year or two ago. Don't remember exactly. Thanks for listening, pal.

>>128149901
by an n for ns

Damn, took all the strings off to clean it and the nut is loose and I have no wood glue and I can't put tension on the strings now without the friction pulling the nut away from the fretboard
It's over

>>128149992
What would Uncle Kim say to that? You already know.

>>128149992
Use superglue mixed with cum.

Isn’t it good to not have the nut glued so it can be easily replaced?

>>128149901
https://voca.ro/101EnfJkjwWa - Anon
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They say it's about wet hard throbbing cocks. And it very well might be. But I think it's a metaphor. Teasing the listener (and yes the sexual connotation is freely Implemented and heavily implied) with unfinished ideas and lines. An, imk blot of harmony. 7/10

>>128149992
you don’t want glue on a nut, like two tiny drops of super glue

>>128150083
not all nuts are cut the same, some have angled bottoms or just the way the guitar is designed can cause problems without guy but classical guitars historically don’t glue the nuts

Why hasn't he posted one with Taylor's picture yet?

Why haven't I laughed in 4 threads. Really makes you think. Great vocas btw.

>>128150155
Um, Taylor... Shouldn't you be resting for your studio shift tomorrow?

>>128150173
Just leave her alone Sabrina. Jeez.

>>128149948
Excellent. Nice work. Very Brian Setzer toy ears.

Can someone please help me with this weird ringing noise coming from my acoustic after plucking a note? Its most prominent on the 8th fret of the g string. I've tried changing the strings, moving my picking position, reseating the strings, adding some relief in the neck and muting behind the saddles. Nothing works i'm going fucking insane

https://voca.ro/17HhorvZFPA9

Paper Planes - M.I.A
Some say it's about pulsing, rock hard, diamond meat shafts. But I think it's a metaphor. Her accent is very inviting. The beat is hip and grooves hard. The lyrics seem to be an internal monologue of a cool girl walking to a business meeting in a good mood. Really positive and uplifting. The guitar sounding hook is perfect for the song. Good example of a song for parties. 8/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y

>>128150248
I don't really hear it

>>128150170
>>128150204
>great vocas
>excellent. Nice work
wait a sec are you just being ironic or are you actually saying my shitposting is good

>>128150248
jimi hendrix wouldn't have cared about some noise in his guitar he would've kept practicing. this generation is soft lol

>>128150317
I'm saying I look forward to every recording you post. I'm very sarcastic and people never believe me.

>>128150321
Lay off him. He's with me.

>>128149948
Why do you always “sign off” your vocas with a cut off fart sound?

So what's the verdict on Rocksmith?

>>128150362
Who cares

>>128150343
I rarely get to have time to myself at home where I can just make guitar noises without kids being noisy or someone sleeping so when it’s real shitposting hours I gotta get it out of my system impromptu without planning or rehearsing or anything, just goof and go brother he’ll yeah
>>128150362
Because its funny

Was at the farmers market earlier. It's right by an open air gym by the beach. Sisters, I'm telling you. There was enough beef cake to feed an orphanage. After that went to gc and bought a Bruce Springsteen t-shirt. Currently practicing chromatically ascending six string diminished 7th arps. Feeling cute. Might post la8tr.

>>128150248
nut or saddle is probably cut incorrectly causing the string to contact it at two points and creating a buzz. try playing the note again but put your finger on the string behind the nut/saddle and see if it goes away. If it does you’ll need to sand down wherever it is

>>128150410
I think your singing voice is good as well. It's good to normalize sharing music, I think. That's why I like the Grateful Dead. They have so much content that you find the random perfect live takes buried in their large discography. It's about the attempt and come what may, you are trying. And often you might even pull it off. I really like live recordings but also see the merit in meticulously assembled recordings. Each approach can sound better to you at certain times.

>>128150440
Pretty

>>128150501
I don’t think I’ve ever posted any singing vocas, maybe a few unlisted YouTube videos where I’ve sang some acoustic stuff
https://youtu.be/tMo43qU7E3o

>>128150410
Hmm or I could put it more allegorically. Usually when I say something mean, I'm joking, and when it's something positive I am being literal. But I think most people are like that at the core. Same thing with music. Dissonance is a wink to the listener. Pure melody is serious business. Obviously style comes into play. Obviously in death metal scenarios dissonance is the core point. But still, I think the thought still holds up, even in heavier genres.

>>128146447
https://voca.ro/1fs7E97SrXbG

does Peter Griffin still hang around these parts

i was gonna play guitar but i eated to much and just wanna relax before i gotta go to work

>>128150632
I wouldn't worry about it, Niel...

>>128150632
I sure hope not, he's way too good for this

>>128150551
Not a bad song anon.

I like playing along like I'm the arena organ player while watching sports on mute. Kind of like Neil Young's tool of writing lyrics on newspapers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgVOgGLtPtc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgVOgGLtPtc

this is the type of microphone i used to use to record guitar

I played for 6 hours today. Some things I accomplished:
-Faster going back up a scale
-Improvisation on pentatonic scale
-Improved staring through the eyes of the dead by cannibal corpse on the section where you have to trill twice on fret 2 to 3 on the low E and improved my speed/accuracy when doing the flick off onto fret 3 to 2 to open on the A string before playing the 6th fret barre chord (note still rings out a bit and my index finger sometimes gets stuck when flicking off to the open A note, will work on that)
-Other miscellaneous stuff
Quite the day

>>128150853
Nice this is what I use for mine

With synth pedals nobody knows what the guitar is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE1TTxnY17Q

>>128150974
Should we tell him lol?

>>128150931
how do you hold the mic there and play at the same time

>>128151050
I either balance on one foot and hold it between my toes or I sit and use one foot for pedals and the other to hold the mic duh

>>128150930
It do be like that cuz. Keep it up. Bursts of focused genuine practice allows you to acquire tools and abilities. You don't think about what it means. Thing is one day you realize you can just literally decide to play fastly. You wake up and shred the blues. And you never hit record.

>>128151061
Very foot-pilled. Very cool.

>>128150551
You should record vocaroos with singing. You’ve got a decent singing voice, better than a lot of people I’ve heard posted in /gg/.

is it possible to play guitar with another man and not look like a homosexual looking deep into his eyes and reacting to his every movement with utter glee?

>>128149948
Like a very early Jeffery Lewis

>>128151186
>is it possible to play guitar
using this thread as evidence...
no

>>128151197
He's right

>>128151197
https://voca.ro/1kXSrbrG7GOk

>>128149948
how are you getting that almost instant delay/echo that immediately cuts off?

>>128151302
sounds like hes recording directly to vocaroo and hasn't clicked the settings and turned off the "Enhancements"

>>128151253
Real real

lay me something down low real deep in the pocket

>>128151322
Of course a gg nigger would record direct to vocaroo.

Really tempted to get one of these Jacksons with the Evertune. 24 fretters. 6 or 7 strings. Wouldn't mind something around for chugging.

>>128151376
whoa thats crazy nigga

>>128151193
Idk who that is
>>128151302
Catalinbread Belle Epoch dialed in to sound like tape echo, just using that pedal and my amp
>>128151322
This too though my phone sitting on a chair in front of my amp

>>128151378
I could go for less crazy and more cheap. Boring look, but all business.

Yuh yuh yuh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoYZf-lBF_U

>>128151370
look at the fuckin' aristocrat over here uploading to vocaroo instead of recording

>>128151369
ok buddy bend over

>>128151369
https://voca.ro/1eTtGAqu7RDt

If I get a modern guitar That Just Works™, will I abandon my grandpa stuff? I don't want to ditch the old fellas.
I see those guys who get multiscale necks, and suddenly they're walls are completely fagged up with multiscale and 8 string guitars.

>>128151469
just be yourself, try your best try everything you can its only in your head your not good enough

what

>>128147491
Kiss fans are legit prolly the most retarded fans on the planet. Number 2 is juggalos

To hell with more gear I just want more free time from my dead end job to play

>>128151562
I almost hooked up with a milf, but then found a pic of her when she was younger and hotter sitting in Gene Simmon's lap. To top it off, I found another pic with her and Charlie Sheen. I guess she was retarded though.

>>128151376
Evertunes are shit for bends. Who wants to listen to sovless chugging

>>128151596
>Evertunes are shit for bends
how?

>>128151589
You would have to be an actual mental retard to obsess over talentless jews dressed up like circus clowns who have less than 5 hits in their 5 decade career.

>>128151626
What do you mean, how? You have to lock it on the cusp of regular guitar mode and locking string mode and then bend it hard enough to break it free from the locking mode. I don't want to listen to some asshole play a bunch of plain notes. But I guess metaltards never could into bending.

>>128151596
What are some other downsides?

>>128151469
you either like modern stuff or really hate it

>>128151573
In five years, I hope to "retire" into a part time position stocking shelves or arranging produce in a grocery store for 20 hours a week.

>>128151644
wow that's weird, I just don't get how you can't bend even if both ends of the strings are completely locked

>>128151644
Is this the reason for all the boomer bend slander? It was all just a cope....

>>128151661
It looks gay and sucks donkey dicks

>>128151672
It's a fucking evertune the entire design was made to record studio rhythm guitars without bends so producers didn't have to stop to tune every take. Then metaltards co-opted it because they can't into bending or tuning. It was a match made in retard heaven.

I don’t know about yall fancy guitars you plug into the wall or whatnot but I sure love my Martin TM guitar

What's new for your rig in 2026?

>>128151737
a different delay pedal

>>128151683
but enough about blue guitars

>>128151729
That's all I have. Martins and Fenders. But wouldn't mind something else to mix it up. I liked chugging like every other kid once upon a time.
But anon above is saving me money. I didn't know you couldn't even bend on Evertunes. Wtf is the point.

Ayyy, yuh yuh yuh...

>>128151683
He's right

>>128151737
I spent way to much money on a capo and picks but at least my string cleaner is saving me money on strings

>>128151737
Idk I don’t need anything else. Maybe sell some stuff I don’t use much anymore to put toward things I’ll use more. I also want to put together a partscaster with a specific body shape so maybe a body blank to hit with a band saw

>>128151511
she's kinda funny looking

They tell me a compilation named serious. Hold off bitch. Go ahead and respond and get up high with real gangsters. Medusa usin'yah. Biggie sittin' in a chair. OBSERVING. Say it Em. Throw it up Candily rain mother fuckers. Yuh yuh yuh ayyyyyyy... Yuh.

>>128151661
basically the same amount of effort to restring and retune as a floyd

>>128151589
It do be like that sometimes...

>>128150410
Just take a fucking compliment fucking bich

>>128151737
5150

>>128151737
Another ironbird and a delay pedal

Whoa check it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

I like driving cars, grungas.

https://www.youtube.com/results?sp=mAEA&search_query=drive+trailer

>>128151953
I, don't think I, will,?

>shakin it
They came over where we was at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff8LEx9Mw54

Now I think these posts are hilarious! haha, but your vocaroos speak to me. They say, "I don't practice." Every voca is stinky dog waste. They are so terrible children would laugh at you. haha good tv references though.

>>128152250
who are you replying to?

>>128152287
who are you quoting?

>>128152291
Me.

all me btw

whoa

smellocaster

>>128152423
hehe

Fartocaster

Diarrhea Burst

>>128151186
Yes
https://youtu.be/5k5DoQPDZZQ?si=O-pc32xXvEYon9sr&t=41

i've played bass for 6 years and still don't know how to slap

>>128152461
Yours is white? Wtf?

>>128152551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En1U1P9di64

>>128152565
thanks flea

>>128152563
I eat powdered donuts half of the day bro. don't judge.

>>128152551
slapping isn’t too bad but double thumbing can take like a year for it to click. slapping is for solo play, not used very much in a band context desu. don’t feel bad for not learning it

>>128152709
I guess it's dated in a way? But I still love a lot songs with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnrkbVlN7xw

>>128152715
I mean true it’s great when it fits the song. but yeah it’s weird how so many new players think they need to learn it and do and use it as a skill demonstration but it’s used less often in music now than it even used to be which wasn’t much. victor wooten and les claypool are my two favorite slappers

One more slapper for the road. It was seemingly everywhere in the 90s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPM9guOvQsA

>>128152658
I whipped it too
https://vocaroo.com/1kiJj5ex966Z

>>128153028
thats pretty good whippin' son ur a real riffer
https://voca.ro/1biLAxp06vpA

>>128153166
thanks you too
https://vocaroo.com/1gcOX9cYhsve

>>128153193
Nice track. Where is it from? Sounds like it's from Terraria. I wanna whip it too

I was about to sign a band to my label. My office is on the 30th floor. On the elevator ride up, I said to the guitarist to break your silence, "So... what kind of axe do you play?"
he snickered and shrugged, "just a squier..."
I hit the emergency stop button and the elevator halted with a screeching jolt. I slammed him against the wall of the elevator, hard. With an open hand I slapped him so hard that his ear started to bleed.I removed a ceiling tile and dragged him to the top of the elevator and we were in this giant elevator shaft with cables exactly like the movies. I pulled out a set of lollars from my suit pocket. Quietly, I said, "look, sorry I was rough on you in front of the guys. For now, pop these lollars into your squier. After you sign with me, your first purchase is gonna be a real Fender, capiche?" to drive the point home i took his right hand and broke 2 fingers, his pinky and his ring finger. Enough to prove that I was serious about what I expect of my artists but not enough to hinder his ability to play the instrument.

I ordered a guitar for my birthday so I have something to distract myself from the suicidal thoughts, telling the tech how to set it up was a challenge for a zero like myself but I have high hopes

squier HSS strat
squier p bass
yamaha acoustic and classical
boss katana

all you need

>>128154550
why not buy a revstar, they beat squier

>>128154575
not him but a used mim tele, yamaha pacifica and yamaha revstar would be a keyed rig

>>128154585
Used Mexican fender tele (pre 2015), used revstar (post 2022 when they started doing block inlays) and used charvel San dimas. All you need thqhdesufamalam.

>>128153324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_1su-dOUNw

>>128153324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byRVd-tiyVs

>>128154585
and what amp for this rig?

>>128154700
thank you

>>128154400
Happy birthday or soon to be birthday.

>>128152563

The intact black cherry myth is now firmly debunked

>>128154889
Thanks anon it means a lot

>>128151762
>>128151715
>>128151672
>>128151644
>>128151596
holy fuck you are retarded, it only does that as a part of the setup process when youre intonating it
dont just blatantly spread misinformation about shit you absolutely have 0 understanding of

>>128154770
Yamaha thr30ii or some sort of modeler / pedal board into a powercab 112 cl. Maybe a 212 if you plan to gig or rehearse a lot where they don’t have a PA. Simple as.

>>128155211
relax

>>128155211
Wrong. It says right on their website. I didn’t say you can’t bend I said they’re shit for bends because it has to be on the cusp of being locked to stay in tune and then you have to break it out of the second locked stage into the third unlocked stage to get the note to bend. Unless you want to leave it in the third stage and just not have the locking feature at all.

>>128155274
And by break out of the stage I mean bend the string hard enough to get it to unlock into the third stage not use tools or adjust the guitar. It’s a wacky system I have no interest in.

>>128155274
>>128155279
>wrong
once again you’re just talking out of your ass and spreading blatant misinformation, ive literally owned an evertune as well.
RTFM before you open your ignorant mouth
>>128155233
nah gotta put knottaker in his place sometimes, has a tendency to pretend to be an expert but have no actual knowledge of anything

https://youtu.be/ORlVSb0iPwg
dumbass crackhead lmfaoe

Peace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXs-6Pbt8_U

Andertons is shilling their house brand again without disclosing that Lee (the captain) owns it

>>128155740
>>128155740
>>128155740

>>128146689
i feel like 99% of guitar audio shit is just marketing buzzwords and placebo from "experts" who wouldnt actually be able to tell their shit apart in a blind test at all just like wine tasters
same with audiophile crap

>>128155233
I’m pretty fucking far from ok

>>128155325
That’s exactly what I said retard.

>>128155211
cyjmg

>>128155325
Which setting is the pressure zone?
https://youtu.be/z-3pi0qLntQ