Thread 128265125

Why hasn't he been deported yet?

>>128265125 (OP)
America is a country for Free White Men of Good Character.

>>128265147
The Danish aren't white.

>>128265125 (OP)
not here illegally

>>128265170
Technically he is, otherwise he'd have an American citizenship.

>>128265125 (OP)
COS HES WHITE

>>128265125 (OP)
my great great grandpa was a danish sailor who went AWOL and jumped ship when they came to port here 100 years ago. Then rode trains like a hobo until he settled down. Don't think he was ever a citizen. My whole family is a sham come to think of it.

>>128265185
He has a green card
https://archive.is/7HN0H

>>128265197
You should be denaturalized and sent back.

>>128265220
>https://archive.is/7HN0H
interesting.

REDEEMED

>>128265224
I don't even know who's around from my original family in Denmark. Or how to even get in touch.

>>128265158
Americans aren't either.

ICE DGAF if LARS is a natural citizen, ICE DGAF if Lars has a green card. ICE DGAF if Lars is here legally.

If those heavily armed mall cops decide to deport Lars to Eritrea, then they're gonna and nobody's gonna stop them.

and, man, maybe in this case, this ONE case, that's not a bad thing. Fuck Lars.

>>128265334
I hope he gets sent to a FEMA camp...FOR LIFE!

>>128265332
Technically Americans are the only whites.

"White" is a term used more by non Europeans..and then dumbasses adopted it themselves since they apparently have nothing else they care about. Europeans themselves are made of nations..and half of the time they were all at war with each other for thousands of years. Sometimes neighbors would be in endless war. Like British and French had the 100 years war. Can you imagine being at war for a hundred fucking years?
There wasn't any magical bond of "color" between them. Not even Hitler thought that way. He killed 10s of millions of other Europeans.

>>128265125 (OP)
He's rich, they live under a different set of rules from the rest of us

President of dumbfuckistan.

>>128265185
you have very little knowledge of the immigration and naturalization system of the US

>>128265730
Are you saying that to stay in the US legally in the long term you don't need a citizenship?

>>128265158
>t. jealous swede

>>128265125 (OP)
>Why hasn't he been deported yet?
He lives in California and his family is very prominent in the Bay Area. It's hard enough for poors to be deported from California, let alone Lars

>>128266021
loooool

>>128265403
Italians aren't white Enzo.

>>128265125 (OP)
>>128266021
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>>128265147
exactly, which is why he needs to go

>>128265125 (OP)
why deport someone who pays you millions in taxes

>>128265125 (OP)
Deport his ass.

HAHAHA LARS ICE ARE COMING FOR YOU LITTLE MICRO PENIS BITCH

>>128265803
Yes if you have a green card

he's more american that you will ever be
he has done much more for your country than you and your family will ever do
ironic

>>128266980
i'm gonna put a good word for you and your family too if you even got one buddy don't worry

>>128266035
>Italians aren't white
Pretty much no southern Europeans are white anymore, they are mixed. Just look at their dark complexion, hair and eyes.

>>128268062
How hard is it to realize there's climate factors at play determining appearance. Mediterranean moderately hot climate determines slightly swarthy complexion for the people there, it doesn't mean they mixed with nafris. Realistically that's how the people who originate from there looked like originally
Do you think somalis are black because they mixed with Kongoans who are black?
European part of mediterannean is the birthplace of civilization and you guys can cope as much as you want

>>128268110
This skin color because of environmental factors theory has been debunked. You need to understand his definition of white before arguing with him about it

>>128268062
>Just look at their dark complexion, hair and eyes.
yeah...that's from greater exposure to the sun. your skin naturally turns tanner especially over generations. this is present even in regions where muslims didn't hold parts of the med. it's precisely why jesus wasn't white. it's also why places like australia are the skin cancer capital of the world. white people aren't meant for those latitudes.

Trapped Under ICE hahaha suck on that Lars, blow me tennis boy

>>128268131
>debunked
by who, /pol/?
i dont give a shit about his fringe schizo race theory about how only anglos and jews are white
the truth is, europeans are white.
all of them, from ireland to greece
non- europeans are non- white

>>128268221
nice

>>128268210
Australia was the skin cancer place because boomers used to allow themselves to get skinburn every day usually putting oil over themselves too and there was a hole in the ozone layer back then. There’s way fewer incidences of skin cancer there now amongst younger generations mostly because of awareness about the damage the sun can do. Also you don’t find any other cultures around the world being so stupid in the sun like that. It doesn’t matter how much melanin you have if you’re so inclined to do that to yourself you will get cancers

>>128268210
Retard, your children don’t get bigger thumbs if you spend your whole life stretching your thumbs

>>128265125 (OP)
Rich people don't get deported.

>>128268324
Imbecile

>>128265497
This argument is gishgallosh used by jews

>>128265125 (OP)
Cuz he's funny.

>>128268313
the more melanin you have, the less you risk of skin cancer regardless of sun exposure. browns/blacks don't burn as easily as whites, if at all. reminds me of that quote from that baseball manager who said that browns/blacks handle the heat better. i believe it, just like they wouldn't be able to handle the cold as well as whites. white people weren't made for subtropical climates, simple as. this isn't rocket surgery.

>>128268324
we're talking about skin adaptations not thumb size you stupid retard

>>128268747
>doesn’t know blacks can sunburn
>produces vague anecdotal evidence
>thinks pale complexion keeps you warm
>tacks on a little shitpost tagline mixed metaphor
>thinks skin is special somehow and thumbs aren’t for some reason
>ad hominem attacks the anon who correctly called out his own obvious retardation

>>128268221
bodied that freak

>>128265125 (OP)
Lars has respect for the white man and changed metal music forever. He deserves to stay. He contributed a lot to the world, unlike a Mexican, Indian or Arab.

>>128266972
>he has done much more for your country than you and your family will ever do
that's true: my family has never completely sold out a vibrant underground music culture in order to make a quick buck. my family is not responsible for vapid white girls in metallica t-shirts they bought at H&M pretending to get offended if you ask them what their favorite song is.
>>128269550
>changed metal music forever
yeah, for the worse

>>128265334
>heavily armed mall cops
look what he did here: he presented them as both harmful (heavily armed) and harmless (mall cops) within the span of 4 words. now, why would someone do something like that?

Based
Fuck that talentless HACK

>>128265125 (OP)
DELETE THAT

>>128265220
A Greenland card

>>128265125 (OP)
Cuz he's white. That orange sociopath's hatred is against Latin American people.

>>128269618
a juxtaposition

>>128268259
Based

>>128265197

few people know that a century ago Scandinavia was a poor shithole that people emigrated from, before they found oil and social democracy

>>128265125 (OP)
From all danes i can say with confidence:
WE DONT WANT HIM

>>128269891
it sure is, sweety. anything else you'd like to say?

>>128269988
It still is. Watch any Danish kino

>>128266936
So everyone ICE looks for is people who don't even have a green card?

>>128270256
I wouldn’t consider mall cops to be harmless. My first reaction to the idea of a mall cop is a wannabe cop, and I think that’s what anon is addressing that ice agents are wannabe soldiers/cops sort of try hards or posers but not harmless

>>128265158
he's a jew, you retards

Literally one of the reasons why i like him he's still pretty European.
Based Lars will never stop making losers seethe.

>>128270614
Yes. Do people unironically think ICE is just rounding up non-americans in general?

>>128271076
Well Jews are white

>>128265220
oh well that explains it
thread is over everyone

>>128270614
?? yes the court determines someone didn't have right of residency then they're deported

>>128271299
that's the narrative they're going with, yeah. they're really desperate.

>>128271060
kek how much of a pussy do you have to be to be scared of mall security

>>128265403
>muttoid cope

I would die laughing if Trump deported Lars Ulrich.

>>128265185
you are braindead

>>128271360
if you can’t be scared you can’t be brave

They’ll disappear him if he dares speak up about Palestine

Fuck lars and yeah because of napster.

>>128269618
mall cop = someone too stupid and unfit to be a real cop
heavily armed = MAGA trash gave them guns and granted him full immunity

hope that clears it up for you, you disingenuous fuck.

>>128265497
>Like British and French had the 100 years war. Can you imagine being at war for a hundred fucking years?
>There wasn't any magical bond of "color" between them

They shared a "banker" sitting in the middle of his divide & conquer scheme.

>>128275999
No you absolute spastic, you know fuck all about history or banking history. It was essentially over whether women should inherit the crown, go read the Wikipedia article for five minutes you’ll see. Idiot

>>128268221
Stolen from >>128265194

>>128276070
Shalom

>>128271305
lol no

>>128268379
So, Europeans didn't spend most of their military history on each other?

>>128274940
damn that's a good one. I'll remember that next time I'm at orange julius.
>>128275887
that's true. immigration enforcement personnel didn't carry firearms prior to trump's presidency. a lot of people don't know that.

>>128276356
Not if Russia is an Asian country (and if you disagree you’re Jewish). Irish aren’t white neither are native European Muslims they don’t count they’re brown, and Catholics might be of dubious purity. That covers the last almost 40yrs

Keanu doesnt have American citizenship. its time to deport that asshole

>>128265125 (OP)
Any form of political control over the influx of immigration or other sorts which constitute society is invented to rather fix an issue, not worsen the situation with a brain drain.

>>128278959
So she's cucking Abdullah?

>>128268210
You are retarded.

>>128268259
>jews are white
>europeans are white
kek, Jews are not white, they are Jews, and they don't belong in Europe

yes, Europeans are white but the whitest (most European) of them are people from the Nordic countries. definitely not the English.

>>128282314
White is an American terminology it means Americans who aren't black or hispanic or asian, it used to mean anglo protestant colonists and now it includes anyone who comes from Europe. Nobody except Americans uses this as any kind of group delinieation aside from the utmost of retards who fell for American cultural imperialism

>>128282672
I only use it when others do, normally I use European. Most Americans are mongrels anyway and not really white/European.

>>128266511
I'm sorry I'll get my green card, and can I just say it isn't my fault my wife made me get penis reduction surgery

>>128284222
underrated

>>128274959
Free Palestinia