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What would Kurt Cobain be like in 2025 if he was still alive
Anonymous No.128295326 [Report] >>128295782 >>128300705 >>128306688
>>128295301 (OP)
A fagggot just like his fans
Stop spamming this faggot you cunt
Anonymous No.128295377 [Report] >>128297660 >>128304349 >>128306688
>>128295301 (OP)
She'd be a big Kendrick Lamar fan.
Anonymous No.128295412 [Report] >>128295637
>>128295301 (OP)
He would have the same politics as Bill Maher. Anti woke lib
Anonymous No.128295594 [Report]
>>128295301 (OP)
probably even more suicidal as back then
Anonymous No.128295637 [Report]
>>128295412
I'm sure he'd try to be woke..but it'd get exhausting.
Anonymous No.128295753 [Report]
Bald fat faggot leftist. Possibly would have trooned out too
Anonymous No.128295763 [Report]
>>128295301 (OP)
He would be in competition for the most annoying person alive. Just like before he died.
Anonymous No.128295782 [Report]
>>128295326
Many are saying this
Anonymous No.128295793 [Report]
Let’s just say I’m glad he killed himself so we never had to find out
Anonymous No.128295802 [Report] >>128296754
>>128295301 (OP)
insufferable
Anonymous No.128295810 [Report]
>>128295301 (OP)
>What would Kurt Cobain be like in 2025 if he was still alive
Would've been even woke than he was back in the 90s probably
Anonymous No.128295815 [Report] >>128295849 >>128295886
Kurt making mu seethe, cry, and shit their pants will never not be funny. You're bigger faggots than Kurt ever was
Anonymous No.128295849 [Report] >>128295860
>>128295815
ACK!
Anonymous No.128295860 [Report] >>128298546
>>128295849
Im sure it looked worse than that.
Anonymous No.128295886 [Report] >>128296752
>>128295815
No one really gives a shit about Kurt. You spamming him every single day and going YOU MAD YOU CRYING isn't the victory you think it is.
Anonymous No.128295908 [Report] >>128297116
100% chance of transgender
Anonymous No.128295935 [Report] >>128299468
If he lived then I think he would have left his band, divorced Courtney, and become less of a contrarian. His late 90s and 2000s music would be less aggressive, and he would occasionally collaborate with indie artists and other 90s musicians. He would have given up the heavy drugs and become a little more conservative. He honestly would have probably been friends with Kanye, and I'm sure he would have been cancelled for something by now
Anonymous No.128295943 [Report]
>>128295301 (OP)
Ask King Buzzo, he knew Kurt Cobain when he was alive.
Anonymous No.128296189 [Report]
He'd be homeless, living like Diogenes, or maybe working a deadend carpet-cleaning job, because today you can't make it to stardom if you're born in a poor as fuck logging village
Anonymous No.128296361 [Report] >>128297693 >>128315308
>>128295301 (OP)
old, washed up, vaguely embarrassing
just look at pearl jam
Anonymous No.128296752 [Report] >>128297614
>>128295886
It absolutely is thobeit. You cry every fucking day over someone posting about a band in a music board. It's fucking hilarious. You should try crying harder on 4chan. That's really going to help. No, really. Let's see some more crying
Anonymous No.128296754 [Report]
>>128295802
Came here to make this exact post. Happy Halloween, anon!
Anonymous No.128297104 [Report]
>>128295301 (OP)
An insufferable woketard
Anonymous No.128297116 [Report]
>>128295908
why doesnt he hold the soda can like a normal human
Anonymous No.128297614 [Report] >>128299806 >>128305062
>>128296752
You post nonstop every single day about one of the most normie entry level bands in existence. You have nothing of value to add in any discussion. Not even when it comes to talking about this basic bitch band. No one is crying. No one fucking cares about some buttrock bullshit most of us have moved on from. We all just think you're retarded. Right up there with MCRfag and the COA poster. Not very good company to find yourself in. Look inward, dipshit. Fix whatever makes you like this.
Anonymous No.128297660 [Report]
>>128295377
Mormons do something a lot like this at cemetaries
Anonymous No.128297693 [Report] >>128297703
>>128296361
>just look at pearl jam
I try not to
Anonymous No.128297703 [Report]
>>128297693
Don't call me daughter, pal
Anonymous No.128298324 [Report]
Would've made good music into the 2010s at least
Anonymous No.128298546 [Report]
>>128295860
Believe it or not, less.
Anonymous No.128298556 [Report] >>128298602
Man, these fucking retards are actually retarded.
Anonymous No.128298602 [Report] >>128298612
>>128298556
Yes. We know all about you and your family
Anonymous No.128298612 [Report]
>>128298602
I rest my case.
Anonymous No.128298626 [Report]
You retards are worse than the wokies.
Anonymous No.128298640 [Report] >>128298704
>>128295301 (OP)
Laugh at retards still crying about the low-effort explosion.
Deliberately meant to troll them and ideally they'd put in more effort.
But no, they're just too tardy brained.
Anonymous No.128298704 [Report] >>128298730
>>128298640
>get bodied
>Y'ALL MAD
Anonymous No.128298730 [Report]
>>128298704
Bodied?
Anonymous No.128299036 [Report] >>128299039
>>128295301 (OP)
Anonymous No.128299039 [Report]
>>128299036
That's these dudes.
Anonymous No.128299052 [Report] >>128299089
>>128295301 (OP)
He'd basically be like hayley williams. Spew leftist rhetoric and go solo but make shitty music
Anonymous No.128299089 [Report]
>>128299052
Or, go new wave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68q-jDtZh_k
Anonymous No.128299092 [Report] >>128299103
>>128295301 (OP)
An older and much more physically damaged Billy Joe Armstrong. In other words a little entitled cunt who needs to shut the fuck up.
Anonymous No.128299103 [Report]
>>128299092
No, that's you.
Anonymous No.128299403 [Report]
>>128295301 (OP)
He would be one of those nostalgia acts who tour on their famous material but don't release much new stuff.
Anonymous No.128299468 [Report]
>>128295935
Nice dream, retard
Anonymous No.128299501 [Report]
Hermitmaxxing not giving a fuck about anything
Everyone ITT just fantasizes about him agreeing with their own personal politics
Anonymous No.128299535 [Report] >>128300548 >>128300564
>>128295301 (OP)
>What would Kurt Cobain be like in 2025 if he was still alive
A lying junkie, like always
Anonymous No.128299806 [Report] >>128303061
>>128297614
>Still crying this hard
Your life must be extremely hard
Anonymous No.128299919 [Report] >>128300699
Nirvana would've been over by 97 or 96. I'm willing to believe Courtney for once and once only about Kurt actually hating Dave (just watch the unplugged ffs) so he goes solo, maybe invites Krist to play on his solo records. The first record does well both financially and with the critics, releases 3 more albums, the last one being mediocre. With the raise of 2000's emo, Kurt falls into irrelevancy, which he isn't mad about since he always resented fame anyways. Afterwards he becomes Varg 2.0 but leftard, a hermit that releases albums and demos on an independent label and collaborates with DIY artists like Ariel Pink before he learns Ariel is a right winger. Foo Fighters never makes it past the third record as the critics would not be as benevolent with Dave's one trick pony band as Kurt would still be alive. Krist becomes the frontman of a punk rock band and plays shows with Kurt from time to time
Anonymous No.128299993 [Report]
>>128295301 (OP)
I doubt Nirvana would have made great albums if they had continued being a band. They might've gone down a Metallica trajectory of having 3 to 4 classics and nothing but mid albums to divisively terrible albums. They would have put out a pure noise rock album eventually that would be their my war by black flag. Maybe more acoustic material.
Anonymous No.128300099 [Report] >>128300670
>>128295301 (OP)
he would murder Dave and kill himself in prison
Anonymous No.128300548 [Report]
>>128299535
Wasn't a junkie in the first place.
:(
Anonymous No.128300564 [Report]
>>128299535
Remember don't believe everything you read, or see?
Use your critical thinking.
Anonymous No.128300670 [Report] >>128306046
>>128300099
No
Anonymous No.128300699 [Report] >>128300717
>>128299919
Wasn't hate.
New wave would've required not as aggressive drumming.
Acoustic stuff, not as aggressive drumming.
Moving forward his style wasn't required anymore.
Anonymous No.128300705 [Report]
>>128295326
fpbp
Anonymous No.128300717 [Report]
>>128300699
Plus, he was starting to work on his own stuff anyway.
Anonymous No.128300881 [Report]
>>128295301 (OP)
I think he wouldn't even have social media
Anonymous No.128301330 [Report] >>128301420 >>128303067
>>128295301 (OP)
Like bruce jenner
Anonymous No.128301420 [Report]
>>128301330
Wrong
Keep it up
Anonymous No.128303061 [Report] >>128303330
>>128299806
I hope you get murdered
Anonymous No.128303067 [Report]
>>128301330
Right
Keep it up
Anonymous No.128303125 [Report]
an insufferable former heroin addict who hates trump and posts shit like #nokings #transrights on twitter
Anonymous No.128303330 [Report] >>128303375
>>128303061
That's right, keep crying about a dude who is 100% more relevant than you and your whole family, you ineffable faggot
Anonymous No.128303375 [Report] >>128304405
>>128303330
That's right. Keep being more autistic than a certain New England car wash employee. I feel like you and him have more in common than you will ever know. Love how you have nothing to combat anything else so you have to suck off another man's accomplishments. Very sane of you. Very straight. Not something a homosexual would do at all.
Anonymous No.128304349 [Report] >>128306790
>>128295377
I think rap might be a little too misogynistic for Kurt's tastes
Anonymous No.128304405 [Report] >>128304989
>>128303375
R u scared of homosexuals lmao. Too bad
Anonymous No.128304989 [Report] >>128305576
>>128304405
What mental gymnastics did you have to do to reach that conclusion, retard?
Anonymous No.128305062 [Report] >>128305073
>>128297614
COA poster is based.
Anonymous No.128305073 [Report]
>>128305062
Hello hello COA poster
Anonymous No.128305330 [Report]
Trans
Anonymous No.128305576 [Report]
>>128304989
It's too late for you
Anonymous No.128306046 [Report] >>128306555
>>128300670
Kurt simping is pure cringe
Anonymous No.128306555 [Report]
>>128306046
You should know all about cringe. I bet you are the ultimate faggot cringe expert
Anonymous No.128306665 [Report]
>>128295301 (OP)
No idea.
Anonymous No.128306670 [Report]
>>128295301 (OP)
Imagine him promoting his music on tik tok lmao
Anonymous No.128306688 [Report]
>>128295301 (OP)
>>128295326
>>128295377
He would be MAGA
Anonymous No.128306790 [Report] >>128306868 >>128313548
>>128304349
Anonymous No.128306868 [Report] >>128308349 >>128308383
>>128306790
He was such a faggy proto-r*ddit cringe lord cuck. He definitely would have kissed nigger feet during st. Floyd's summer of mostly love.
Anonymous No.128308349 [Report]
>>128306868
I can hear your fingers on your keyboard louder than I can hear my own.
Anonymous No.128308383 [Report] >>128310182 >>128312964
>>128306868
I heard he was very fond of black men after an encounter with a group of them on one sizzling summer night in 1992.
Anonymous No.128310182 [Report]
>>128308383
>sizzling summer
Not again anony
Anonymous No.128312964 [Report] >>128313576
>>128308383
If this is a musician you need to retire.
If not and even if you are, you need to check yourself into a mental hospital.
Anonymous No.128313022 [Report] >>128313073
Fucking snowflakes.
Anonymous No.128313073 [Report] >>128313229
>>128313022
/mu/ is very sensitive. Half of them done gone cut off their dick!
Anonymous No.128313229 [Report] >>128313439
>>128313073
I'm talking about types like you.
Anonymous No.128313410 [Report]
>>128295301 (OP)
He'd be dead
Anonymous No.128313439 [Report] >>128313515
>>128313229
Maybe you should try crying about it on 4chan like you are doing now
Anonymous No.128313474 [Report]
He’d eat Häagen-Dazs. Lots of Häagen-Dazs.
Anonymous No.128313515 [Report] >>128313622
>>128313439
You're doing enough crying for the both of us.
Anonymous No.128313528 [Report] >>128313539 >>128315106
>>128295301 (OP)
It's hard to say because Nirvana's Unplugged special and album were huge but they were huge in the wake of Nirvanamania that hit when Kurt's body was discovered. Do they even move the needle at all if he doesn't die?
Anonymous No.128313539 [Report] >>128313587 >>128313592
>>128313528
Literal coping.
Anonymous No.128313548 [Report] >>128313556
>>128306790
I agree with Johnny Rotten that hip hop was cooler as a youth movement than as a race movement.
Anonymous No.128313556 [Report]
>>128313548
Now it's a depreciating culture.
Anonymous No.128313576 [Report] >>128313594
>>128312964
You need to get a better grasp of the English language before you tell anyone what to do
Anonymous No.128313587 [Report]
>>128313539
I'm serious. Because I deleted a post saying fat tranny has-been because of UiNY. I don't know what their sound would be like after adding Pat Smear. Even if Nirvana ends up sounding like Foo Fighters with Kurt yelping the lyrics, it would take at least 4 album cycles for people to get tired of that.
Anonymous No.128313592 [Report] >>128313604
>>128313539
Literal crying unc. Literal sobbing little bro. Sad!
Anonymous No.128313594 [Report] >>128313661
>>128313576
It's a simple if/then statement.
I think you need to definitely check yourself into a mental hospital.
Anonymous No.128313604 [Report] >>128313674
>>128313592
Maybe you're crying because you weren't born in that era.
Anonymous No.128313622 [Report] >>128313637
>>128313515
Says the one bitching and moaning about snowflakes. You are one
Anonymous No.128313637 [Report] >>128313890
>>128313622
How's that?
Anonymous No.128313661 [Report] >>128313715
>>128313594
You couldn't even type a simple sentence without sounding like an ESL retard. Work on that then we'll talk, you dumb bitch.
Anonymous No.128313674 [Report] >>128313763
>>128313604
We're all sobbing unc. Tears are streaming down our faces little bro. Not happy!
Anonymous No.128313715 [Report] >>128313738
>>128313661
It's okay to be retarded, anon.
Just shut the fuck up about it.
Anonymous No.128313738 [Report]
>>128313715
You would know, saaaaaaar
Anonymous No.128313763 [Report]
>>128313674
:'(
Anonymous No.128313877 [Report] >>128313945
The actual answer is no one would care, same as no one cares about Eddie Vedder or Jerry Cantrell or Scott Weiland.
Anonymous No.128313890 [Report] >>128313958
>>128313637
You havea gaping wound and are pus-ridden
Anonymous No.128313945 [Report]
>>128313877
That's more about the rampant low attention spans and pseudo-psychopathy more than anything, though.
Anonymous No.128313958 [Report] >>128314766
>>128313890
Nope
Anonymous No.128314387 [Report]
i have thought about this a lot personally. lets just say he didn't kill himself. i think pat smear would have come on for the fourth album. i think their fourth album would have been their most solid , as nirvana was always meant to be a four piece, plus the demos towards the later years definitely leaned more alt rock style, think REM. i think it probably would have been over in some form maybe one album after that. Dave reportedly hated Kurt and for what its worth i think Kurt was a total dickhead in the first place. if krist continued to pursue music im sure he would have stayed with kurt. and who smear would have sided with is completely up in the air. through the 2000 "nirvana" and "foo fighters" would have been moderately competitive towards each other but with their best days firmly behind them just like foo fighters is today. maybe in the late 10's or early 20's they would do a reunion show possibly leading to a new, underwhelming album, purely for the money as whatever beef they had would have been squashed by time. as for kurts personality, see Eddie vedder
Anonymous No.128314766 [Report] >>128314780
>>128313958
No need to lie, you're anonymous
Anonymous No.128314780 [Report] >>128314784
>>128314766
Lie about what?
Anonymous No.128314784 [Report] >>128314794
>>128314780
Your gaping wound
Anonymous No.128314794 [Report] >>128314820
>>128314784
Oh, I don't have one.
Anonymous No.128314820 [Report] >>128314826
>>128314794
Lying on the Internet must be embarrassing
Anonymous No.128314826 [Report] >>128315123
>>128314820
Is it?
I guess you'd know.
Anonymous No.128315106 [Report]
>>128313528
>Do they even move the needle at all if he doesn't die?
Despite what all the shit-for-brains are saying, I was there, I was in high school when he popped his brains and you know what? The whole thing was forgotten in a few months.
There wasn't any huge Nirvanamania that year.
New bands quickly filled the void. Offspring, Bush, Soundgarden hit their mainstream peak in 94. Also AiC was still around and they did their unplugged much later and they were still somewhat relevant.

Really there wasn't any sort of Lennon moment, some kind of mass cultural shock. It only lasted a few days.

Sure this attracted more normies to the unplugged show because that was the cleanest and least scary packaging their music ever got. It was basically coffeeshop music for the 90s. Acoustic ballads with a somewhat apathetic sedate mood. But with some pop nerve and rhythm.
Anyway, don't think there was something like millions of Nirvana tshirts selling that year and tens of millions of albums because he offed himself. Far from that.
Anonymous No.128315123 [Report] >>128315165
>>128314826
Pathetic comeback
Anonymous No.128315165 [Report]
>>128315123
You are pathetic, yes.
Now go, be free.
Anonymous No.128315281 [Report]
>>128295301 (OP)
Forcing everyone on his tour to get vaccinated and dressing as a gayer Elton John
Anonymous No.128315308 [Report]
>>128296361
Eddie lived long enough to become the Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town.
Anonymous No.128315622 [Report] >>128315631 >>128315659
>trans
dead
Anonymous No.128315631 [Report] >>128315659
>>128315622
Many such cases
Anonymous No.128315659 [Report]
>>128315622
>>128315631
Not trans.
Was punk to do back then.