Thread 128440654

This might be the cutest group in the world

post moka

post jinsoul

sex with chuu

>>128440654 (OP)
the koto thread we've been waiting for

>newjeans back
>sm about to release a full jap group

Tick tock KWABllit

And don't you know how sweet it tastes? (How sweet it tastes)
Yeah, don't you know how sweet it tastes? (How sweet it tastes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3K0TOvTOno

illit lost

>>128440654 (OP)
the hidden clause in the return is that they've been traded to hybe america for future draft picks

triples

what's your favorite rose song?

ugly op

>>128440610
appropriate punishment.

We're so back

yikes rent free in their heads

>>128440663
Kek i thought this was h2h for a second
What the fuck happened to this group

njzbros we are so back

>>128440663
based

>>128440663
Look how old newjeans have become

new dxw
cute!

who is the ringleader?

>>128440659
wanna rub my face on her tummy

>>128440688
the face of deceit

>>128440663
hags pedobaiting... this is just too uncanny to look at

excited for new haerin content

broke: co-ed category added so ADP can win awards
woke: co-ed category added in anticipation of newjeans' return

13 threads, 0 music discussion

i pity danielle the most
hanni and minji were the driving forces behind this whole controversy, she just went along because she's kind of a pabo and she loved MHJ
then when haerin and hyein decided to jump ship they didn't even invite her
the poor girl was just running around Antarctica without a thought in her head and then shit goes down

>>128440694
kotollena

>snowing in november

https://youtu.be/HUw-xwBy1-A

>>128440663
best girls

>NewJeans helping HYBE crucify MHJ
they should make a legal drama about this
this is movie tier stuff

>>128440682
I like dance all night and stay a little longer

rose mentioned

>>128440663
is it time itzy disbands yejibros?

>>128440711
nice head canon

Jiwoo bros thanks to newjeans everyone quickly forgot about our girl's slip up

>>128440612
if youre almost 30 and known as a crazy drinker its time to move on to weed. come home sakura

>>128440703
omo iljin

>>128440710
maybe if you want other threads to dominate /mu/ you should get a kino legal battle of your own, huh? not our fight kpop is having it's oj moment

>>128440698
us that a man dancing with her

it's gonna be so funny when they come back and flop

what should mhj's punishment be?

>>128440710
damn you just fucking owned us... kpop bros we lost...

does that make haerin the new group leader?

>>128440723
what part?

>>128440724
That's not a slip up. Nothing she said is wrong.

>>128440719
I'm confused dxw bro what is rose about this

>>128440733
naked dogeza apology to fatchad, illit and lsf

>>128440735
what does he hair smell like

>>128440729
>kino legal battle
that title belongs to amber heard vs johnny depp

>>128440736
our heckin girls

>>128440724
don't worry, tokkis will remind you once the new die down

haejudas

total glittbrown suicide

>>128440733
become newjeans new manager after being betrayed, with zero real power, having to keep the girls fit and in time

Imagine kot pulls a phoning stream tomorrow

Tokkis would go crazy

>>128440663
>squid is now the cutest itzy
damn......

Newjeans > LSF > ILLIT

>>128440715
punching moka on her pits

>>128440654 (OP)
The real Kot oko

>>128440719
Nice poster.
>>128440741
Look at the poster.

jap thread

>>128440730
just some alt art female haha

>>128440734
The random mu troll is one of oldest traditions of kpg, I'd say it brings good luck.

>sexless ugly girl
dani…

>>128440709
this would break tokkis

>>128440724
just like hanni (and irene), jiwoo can do no wrong

>>128440719
>>128440763
I'm blind, neat poster

>epstein emails leak
>mhj recordings leak
what a day

>>128440703
Finally a real 10/10, perfect, flawless visual

everybody loves wonhee

>>128440756
Always was
Squid is love
Squid is life

nephew just tried to hype a jap gg release
fuck off

I'm confident there's a mhj x minji sextape somewhere

>>128440777
dogfucker

>we all decided to do this together
yeah, that's why one of the members went to fucking antarctica

we can;t forget itzy guys they just released a new album. talk about itzy

https://youtube.com/shorts/tRyXb0QWOYg
Useless fucking kid was about to take out the team's breadwinner
I bet ian beat her ass so fucking hard back at the dorm

>>128440682
gone

>>128440786
misamo....

>>128440784
i would beat on it like a drum

>>128440744
coincidentally the company doing most of the PR for johnny depp was bought by hybe
really makes you think

kpop with a nice bassline?

Reasons for NewJeans' Popularity (By Generation):

Teens TikTok-worthy, easy-to-imitate fashion

20s Cutting-edge music and fashion, cohesive worldview

30s Nostalgic sound, refined visuals

40s and up Buzz factor, natural exposure through family/kids

Data Backing the Popularity
Spotify total streams: About 6.9 billion, monthly listeners 14 million

Guinness World Records: Fastest debut to 1 billion streams

Top charts in Japan.

YouTube MV views: Tens of millions to billions

Facts on Production Setup
Not just Korean creators—overseas talent from the US/Europe, etc., also involved.
Produced with an international perspective; can't be explained away as just domestic hype or number-fudging.

>we're back
>we all have bfs now
>we lost our virginity during our hiatus
>pay us anyway cucks

>>128440754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD12aw5KYug

>I'm haedas iscarikot

hey tokkis
just heard the news
how are you holding up?

shut the fuck up hybeshill

>>128440785
now that's a nice squid

>>128440712
extremely cute koto

>>128440796
it is time to remove ye-on
now that newjeans are coming back hearts 2 hearts can't rest on their laurels, and they need to have some quality in their visuals going forward

hey Min Heejin

YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY

A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

>>128440772
She knows how to shake it

>>128440806
None of this is going away. NewJeans is going to be massively popular again, it's inevitable.

https://youtu.be/N-iemoqcsM0

banger

not show how i’ll feel if or when they put out any content

>>128440663
Based and True

>>128440654 (OP)
BASED OP

>>128440805
DM

youha's fuckbody is crazy and she knows it
with everything she's been happy to show us i have to wonder what else is left to hide behind her instagram subscription

what's newjeans chemi gonna be like now?

my sarang is so fucking small.....
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qZmnxLd0bHs

>>128440808
If it begins with 2 she's offcially a hag

having a fat baby maknae is the weak point of hearts 2 hearts

if they want the kpop crown it needs to go

>>128440663
#OURGIRLS

>>128440796
>>128440820
the calls are growing louder

>>128440775
important post

Minji, Hanni, Danielle, Haerin, Hyein,

Our girls… no matter what happens, we are so proud of you. You stood tall and brave even when the odds were stacked against you. What you stand for means everything. Don’t worry about your Bunnies… we’re not going anywhere. We’ll always stand with you and we will never leave your side.

>>128440834
what about 2 year olds

>>128440830
the maknaes will get severely bullied

>>128440833

cute midget

>>128440775
>>128440841

were here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AQeQZgkGAM

Run away
Run away
Run away and save your life
Run away
Run away
Run away if you want to survive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arHdOFutc-0

>>128440784
true she's very cool

>GPP
another shit name...

>>128440851
school girl outfits.....

She literally saved NewJeans. Apologize.

>>128440852
this but chewys song

>>128440785
>>128440817

>>128440851
yes we are brother

love

>>128440856
ChatGPP

fimmies shitting their pants now that newjeans is coming back

>>128440861
kot and hyein saved themselves
they sold our girls out including mhj
i can't fucking believe it

no more eros
only storge

>>128440851
>no kasia tummy
wtf

wonhee and hanni should fucking WRESTLE

>>128440775
>>128440850
kya…

>>128440842
>what you stand for means everything
i thought this whole thing was because they wanted mhj as CEO lol

>>128440875
hul why is is it so small

ISAC 2026

naked turkish wrestling

ILLIT vs Newjeans

remember when minji bullied haerin for trying to use english or when hyein was frustrated when the aussies were using english during livestreams and leaving her out?

>>128440874
If there's one lesson in all this it's to never trust women

>>128440805
pookie

>>128440859
they probably filmed that after they finished the school day lol

If minji’s ass is fatter I will forgive her

>>128440888
not really

>>128440861
BestJeans

>>128440888
a group of cunts

Who would you like to see a NewJeans member collab with? Which would excite you the most seeing them together?

holy shit

>>128440902
hanni x moka

>>128440902
hanni and wonhee twerking to kiss of life songs. it would fix everything and heal the world.

netizens call on sourcemusic and belift lab to file for a restraining order against hanni to keep their artists safe

kpop groups should simply stop having bad songs

>>128440902
haerin x blackedraw

>>128440902
new jeans with OOAK gg

You know what?
Not even God can stop me

>>128440895
pragmatist

>>128440902
a collab where they publicly apologize to illit and lsf

>>128440913
oink oink

>>128440904
ugly

>>128440868
good one

>>128440786
oh shit?
i didn't know nephew was into anime games
and i'm glad we're finally getting something new
i hate strive so much

>>128440902
kot and moonbyul sleepover

HYBE stock ups 2% on NewJeans return... kek
No way was fatman giving up that cash cow,and we can be certain their comeback will not be sub-par slop like so many anti's are wishing for. ENJOY!

>>128440820
>>128440837
ye-on is in the group for a reason

now that newjeans are back i don't really find gobby that pretty anymore...

MHJbros what's gonna happen to our stipend now...?

i havent even seen an asian in months
why white instincts are telling me to sail east

>>128440932
her uncle works at sm very true

>>128440852
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can
https://youtu.be/VhEoCOWUtcU

>>128440903
who even is this

>>128440920
ugliest idol after nayeon and haewon

even if they get back together, the trust has been broken and can’t be repaired. they need to just dance in underwear and micro bikinis for all content.

>>128440914
Sounds like a good plan

>>128440796
it's a shallow stage and they were all squished together, not her fault

illit dead in the dungeon

keep spamming it lil bro I'm sure you'll get one (you) eventually

we love Hanni here actually

>>128440821
these niggas looking SARTORIAL

>>128440943
i hope you are referring to this nayeon with that statement motherfucker

>>128440942
yeji

>>128440931
no mhj, no newjeans, simple as
the girls might be the same, but everything else is different

>>128440940
if anything thats ian, ugly as fuck and unremarkable yet she's pushed as visual and center

no

>>128440936
>mhj's favorite pet

>>128440943
Haewon is a hidden jewel

>>128440950
laura loomer...

dani from antarctica

>>128440904
attractive

moka bout to break her finger again when she beats the SHIT out these bitches

>>128440954
cutie

BRO Bros. Bro is broming back. Bros are browing bro. Bro.

>>128440961
didn't she say minji was too old or some shit

i cant watch mamamoo performances to see the dance i have to watch cover videos instead

>>128440965
haha silly girl

>>128440973
WOWOWOWOW

>>128440901
>a group of cunts
MEOVV....

>>128440954
looks like dayoung here

haerin joins ILLIT
the other 4 members continues activities as newjeans
it's the only way

>>128440976
she talked shit about all of them
all loving mothers do this

>>128440958
ian is a generational beauty and is the most popular member of h2h (disregarding carmen's SEA bonus)

meanwhile ye-on looks like a fat baby who just got shat out of the vagina and has zero business being an idol

>>128440979
wish i did this

all the bros are broing broing

>>128440957
That's a fair point. However, I am certain that HYBE/ADOR are going to be spending plenty to get top talent to work on NewJeans projects and PR, just for the money they stand to make.

>>128440979
sniffing isa butt..

>>128440931
2% is basically within margin of error
that's just a typical day's trading fluctuation

the news basically did nothing, when they shit on mhj in court it went up 7%, and that wasn't even a verdict

>>128440913
>>128440947
>>128440960
piggy is so hot to me its insane

>>128440963
ugliest shit

Newjeans is SO BACK

serious question, how do they even work together as a group after two of them betray the sixth member and move ahead without discussing it with the other 3 first?

>there are still schizos unironically defending mhj even after the girls backstabbed her
make it make sense

The dumb kot was just going along with dani and hanni. It was only after she had no job and facing 5 billion in fines something clicked in her mind and she was like “huh? Shouldn’t we go back to work?”
She had no idea what this was all about prior

>>128440981
only gawon and swim. anna doesn’t even understand what happens around her.

>>128440954
>the ye-on seether stans the ugliest gg of all time
lmfaoe

>>128441001
back to what? the unemployment line?

>>128440990
her uncle is chris lee (former SM ceo)

>>128441005
too proud to admit they were bamboozled by the shaman hag

>>128440990
uhh why are you hating on an innocent 13yo girl

minji just needs to show her asscheeks and cleavage and everything will be fine

>>128440959
kim lip experienced her first canadian snowfall and enjoyed our finest delicacies!!! (donuts baked by an indian and haidilao staffed with chinese workers)

>>128440979
omoooo

>>128441009
now it makes sense...

>>128440710
>stonetoss "music?" edit.jpg

>>128441000
She's reasonably pretty

What would it take for you to forgive her?

boeun...jimin?

>>128440954
she looks cute here

jypbros gooning has turned our brain into mush as we have just considered busting to girlset. what a horrifying wake up call. the western demons are trying to strip our yellow fever away from us.

>>128441022
what are those two on the left?

yeon is natty and can sing

>>128441031
get your eyes checked blind maggot

>>128441005
>the girls backstabbed her
that's like saying hostages betrayed their kidnapper when they manage to escape and tell the police

>>128441028
showing her tummy as much as possible and never speaking on any actual meaningful topic ever again

[BREAKING NEWS] Hybe announces bury the hatchet world tour with NewJeans, LSF, and Illit!

>>128441006
Youngseo × Haerin is a possibility now. Rejoice!

>>128440654 (OP)
she look like uglier sooms

>>128441022
i wanted to see them in toronto but my pto ended the day before...

>>128440979
...!!!!!!

so.. is phoning also coming back?

>>128441012
Dominating melon charts

>>128441040
she looks cute here too

>>128441028
stop being a lily-tier roastie

>>128441044
dogfucker

>>128441028
she needs to sit on my face

>>128441044
dogfucker

>>128441028
a sincere public apology would help but realistically I will never look at her the same

>>128441034
cinnamon crunch

I like newjeans posting is back but i was really enjoying Hearts2Hearts rising and becoming our group

i cant believe no one mentioned that Yeon's uncle is a high up SM exec it all makes sense now

>>128441052
no they're going on weverse

has honey pam poster been cleared to return

>>128441047
you just know somebody would end up with a hatchet in the head

>>128441054
you just fucking say that to piss me off, there is zero chance you believe this

>>128441028
everything about her is performative even crying in court!

sushi land loves hanni and doesn’t care about the legal mess

>>128441062
looks good, we didnt have those when i worked there 12 years ago

the prodigal daughters return

>>128441064
probably because you pulled that out of your stinking gaping cado tier asshole

>>128441064
you lost all credibility

yeon adding me to the 2010 liners groupchat

in the end, he had carried out the most effective defilement of hanni pham

>>128440943
>>128440963
Haewon-a-cute actually

>>128441028
publicly distancing herself from mhj and apologizing to illit

dropped kiiikiii for new jeans

danielle seems low iq so she can be forgiven for messing up
but hanni is deceitful by nature just look at vietnamese warfare

>>128441056
What is going on here?

/yeon/i

>>128441028
name her album shaman and her single kalguksu

ye0n

WELCOME BACK NEWJEANS

>>128441089
you don't get an excuse for being an evil cunt unless you're a medically diagnosed retard

>>128441085
cute hitlerstache mole

>>128441100
just 2 and 3

Hers is the biggest and still have potential to grow they might become massive?

>>128441008
need karina in this fit as my nurse

>>128441089
what about bro?

>>128441101
she's not evil at heart she was just tricked into doing evil by a villain like the goofy henchman archetype in movies

>>128441090
creep shot