Biden is dying, poor chap. He now has ass cancer in his bones and it's rated at a 9/10 severity on the ass cancer scale.
Best wishes, Mr President Joe Biden. I wish you all the best. You have one foot in the grave and you're still fighting like hell. I hope you get better soon.
Reflecting, I realize that for about three years now I've been assured by posters on this board that Putin has been dying from an aggressive pancreatic cancer and since he invaded Ukraine he's been just 2 weeks away from dying the entire time.
Ironic now that it seems Biden is going to kick the ol bucket first
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5306816-joe-biden-cancer-diagnosis-well-wishes/
Biden’s cancer diagnosis prompts bipartisan outpouring of support

Former President Biden’s political allies and rivals alike sent a flood of well wishes and tributes to the former president on Sunday following news of his cancer diagnosis, praising him as “a fighter.”

The news of Biden’s health challenges came amid renewed scrutiny of his decision to initially run for a second term despite questions about his mental acuity. Several Democrats over the past week went further than in the past by saying that he should have dropped out sooner. And many members of his party expressed frustration that he was returning to the media spotlight amid an avalanche of negative reporting.

But on Sunday, following the announcement of his diagnosis, Democrats and Republicans — including some of his most vocal critics — all struck a somber and respectful note, praising the former president and wishing him well.

“If there’s one person who knows how to turn tragedy into triumph, it’s Joe Biden,” said Democratic strategist Antjuan Seawright. “I don’t think cancer of any kind will be a match for Joe Biden.”

Biden’s former vice president, Kamala Harris, predicted in a post on the social platform X that “he will face this challenge with the same strength, resilience, and optimism that have always defined his life and leadership,” while President Trump and first lady Melania Trump extended his “warmest and best wishes” to Biden in a separate post.

Biden’s personal office announced on Sunday afternoon that the former president had been diagnosed with an aggressive form of prostate cancer on Friday after experiencing increasing urinary symptoms. According to the statement, Biden’s diagnosis was “characterized by a Gleason score of 9 (Grade Group 5) with metastasis to the bone.”

“While this represents a more aggressive form of the disease, the cancer appears to be hormone-sensitive which allows for effective management,” his office said. “The President and his family are reviewing treatment options with his physicians.”

Biden had a deeply personal connection to cancer even before the diagnosis, having lost his son Beau to brain cancer. He started the “Beau Biden Cancer Moonshot” in 2016 when he was vice president in an effort to combat the disease.

Rep. Greg Murphy (R-N.C.), who has worked as a urologist for more than 30 years, also expressed hope for Biden.

“Medical treatment for this disease has come a long way during my career. My prayers are with him and his family,” Murphy said in a post on X.

In recent weeks, Democrats have blamed Biden and his closest advisers for not being forthcoming about his cognitive decline during his time as president.

“The political implications of the last two years have had an outsized impact on Joe Biden‘s political legacy, but there is a groundswell of personal affection for his decades of public service and his remarkable journey through personal tragedy,” said Democratic strategist Joel Payne.

“Obviously, everyone is hopeful for the best in terms of the president’s prognosis and sending well wishes and prayers to him and his family.”

Payne said the news of Biden’s cancer “will undoubtedly impact how the Democratic Party is processing and coming to terms with the final months of the Biden presidency.”

At the same time, Democratic strategist Jamal Simmons, who worked in the Biden administration, said “this isn’t a time for politics.”

“Joe Biden has given so much to this country, it’s time for us to give him some time and space to focus on his health,” Simmons said.

Democratic strategist Eddie Vale echoed this sentiment, emphasizing Biden’s compassion for others in the face of hardship.

“Through all the suffering in his life it gave Biden an incredible sense for others’ struggles that he always took the time to be there for them,” Vale said. “So as unlikely as it would be for it to happen, right now would be a great time for everyone to just have a human reaction and think a kind thought for him and his family.”

Biden has reemerged in the public spotlight in recent weeks following the end of his term earlier this year.

Biden gave his first postpresidency interview to the BBC earlier this month and sat down with “The View” after that.

On “The View,” Biden denied reports about his alleged declining mental acuity. The former first lady also slammed reporting on Biden’s mental acuity while in office, noting “the people who wrote those books were not in the White House with us.”

Rep. James Clyburn (D-S.C.), who played an instrumental role in Biden’s 2020 win, defended Biden in the face of those reports on Sunday prior to his cancer diagnosis.

“The fact of the matter is, I saw Biden often,” Clyburn told CNN’s Jake Tapper in a “State of the Union” interview. “I talked to him on the telephone very often, and I never saw anything that I thought was outside of the ordinary.”

projecting op thinks a part of the male reproductive system is the ass and i'm not surprised

>>1407022
Do you think it's closer to dick cancer instead of ass cancer? Admittedly, I'm not quite certain myself.
Either way I feel bad for the man.

>>1407023
all i know is i know what you spend time thinking about

>>1407024
Ok sure, it's dick cancer then, whatever you say, the bigger issue here isn't how to classify this type of cancer, it's the fact it's at stage 4B and it's graded at 9/10 aggressivness

Well, what do you know? Turns out the issue was near his other head. I knew he jut had a stutter.
Still though, I hope he has a good, long life and a painless end in spite of this. For the rest of you, go get your prostate checked. It could happen to you, too.

"the cancer appears to be hormone-sensitive which allows for effective management,” my dad was senile and had the ass/dick cancer. I wanted to finish the poor fucker off. Take him out to the woodshed and a bullet to the brain. We have medical assistance in dying here, and when my brain goes I want the needle. I told my loved ones that this is what I so tell me I'm going to go for a nice walk and then give me the needle.As long as the pain ain't so bad I can take that. But the brain, no.

>“The fact of the matter is, I saw Biden often,” Clyburn told CNN’s Jake Tapper in a “State of the Union” interview. “I talked to him on the telephone very often, and I never saw anything that I thought was outside of the ordinary.”
I wish this guy was run over with a steamroller. He's done incredible damage to the Democratic party by elevating a demented senior citizen to president.

That sucks, I'm not a Biden fan but still

>>1407041
>>1407034
Nothing that happened during Biden's presidential term was his fault. He literally was not responsible for anything except pardoning his son.

>>1407046
said no on ever

>>1407018 (OP)
Really sad. Biden was doing pretty great until he debated Trump and caught acute Alzheimer's and cancer

>>1407018 (OP)
And now that I'm done with my 3-day ban for being racist on /news/ (faggots), let me just say how fucking ecstatic I am that Biden has cancer. The motherfucker deserves to burn in hell for the 13 soldiers he killed at Abbey Gate, from an ISIS bomber HE let out!

>>1407046
He managed to get a lot done for the working class. He played it smart though and didn't advertise every little win to obstructionist rethuglicans, and several times waited for them to lose interest in blocking something before revisiting and pushing through (rail workers union battle). Meanwhile his successor is literally, wholly, and solely responsible for crashing the economy and wrecking America's trust among allies...

>>1407199
>managed to get a lot done for the working class
stupidest anon on /news/

>>1407203
stay mad, chud

>>1407199
>responsible for crashing the economy
Uh huh...
Employment: steady https://www.bls.gov/news.release/pdf/empsit.pdf
Real wages: matching CPI: https://www.bls.gov/news.release/realer.nr0.htm
Stocks: steady YTD https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SPY/

Your TDS doom posting isn't rooted in reality though you do need medication for your terribly disabling condition

>>1407220
Hey retard these charts go up to right before his "liberation day" bullshit. Maybe check back after we get the next ones. Or, better yet, you check how every fucking store is increasing prices because of his retard tariffs.

>>1407222
No, Trump told companies to eat the costs, and why wouldn't they listen to a failed businessman whose gone into bankruptcy multiple times

>>1407223
>Trump told companies to eat the costs
Is this not the exact same argument Dems use when they want to raise corporate taxes or punish oil companies after revoking their leases on drilling?

Also to be fair here, a 10% tariff generates much more federal tax revenue for businesses which primarily resell foreign products than a 10% corporate tax would accomplish since it's taxing the COGS and not profit

>>1407233
It's a 10% tax on consumers instead of corporations who don't pay any taxes. Why do republicans always want to tax poor people?

>>1407235
>tax on consumers instead of corporations
the consumer always pays the tax. corporate income tax and payroll tax are all paid by the end customer.

>>1407235
Why do you care now? Aren't you ok with corporate taxes?

>>1407237
This

>>1407237
So why do Republicunts keep lying that lowering taxes means lowering prices?
That is never passed on the customers, so fuck corporations
Raise their taxes
Mom and Pops will eventually be able to thrive again

>>1407242
>So why do Republicunts keep lying that lowering taxes means lowering prices?
>That is never passed on the customers, so fuck corporations
Proof?

>>1407243
I know you're a retarded shill, but the data is clear that halving the corporate tax rate literally did nothing to prices.
Hell, Covid had a bigger influence at lowering prices.
https://www.usinflationcalculator.com/inflation/consumer-price-index-and-annual-percent-changes-from-1913-to-2008/

>>1407246
>They can't afford that the way the big corps can.
So we probably need to cut corporate taxes to fix it, right righty retard?

>>1407242
>If we can't make them lower prices, let's make them raise them as much as possible! Fuck corporations! raise their taxes!
lmao. Ok, trotsky. What was your bachelors degree in? Lysenkoism?

>>1407245
That's an inflation calculator anon. It doesn't prove anything, you may as well show sp500 stock price or the price of a bushel of wheat or something.

I asked for proof of your claim, not a chart showing inflation since 1913.

Neither your chart nor it's description mentions *anything* about corporate tax rate

>>1407247
lol got the post backwards so deleted it. Thought you were arguing that we need more tariff style tax increases and it would somehow make it easier for mom and pop shops.

>>1407252
Who imports the most goods from overseas? Walmart and Amazon or your mom and pop?

>>1407249
do you need a reminder of the tax rates in america during th eisenhower era

>>1407251
Feel free to claim victory and strut around uselessly, ESL shill.
I'm not going to waste time explaining it to someone paid to ignore it

>>1407256
>The CPI is just showing inflation changes!
they really don't understand this is a self btfo

>>1407256
A simple inflation chart tracks inflation, not the effectiveness of a tax strategy. There is no simpler terms to state this to you

Let's say a bunch of cash gets released into the money supply, like it did in covid era. Inflation goes up. This inflation change says nothing about if taxes contributed to the inflation. It says nothing if increased money supply contributed to inflation. In fact, it says absolutely nothing about anything whatsoever that may have contributed to inflation.

>>1407266
>it really doubled down
You're the dumbest shill on this site. I really hope you feel proud about posting here to make what you do worthless as shit.

Okay, imagine you have a basket of toys, food, and clothes, and you want to know if they cost more or less than last year. The Consumer Price Index, or CPI, is like a special tool that checks how much prices change from one year to the next. It tells us the percentage change, like if things cost 2% more or 3% less than before.

In 2018, there was a new tax rule, kind of like changing how much money people keep or give to the grown-ups who run the country. Some people thought this rule would make toys and other stuff cheaper because people might have more money to spend.

But we can look at the CPI tool to see what happened. After the 2018 tax rule, the CPI showed prices were still going up. For example, if prices went up by 2.5% one year, then 2.8% the next, and maybe 3% after that, it means things kept getting more expensive. The percentage change staying positive shows prices didn’t go down—they kept rising!

So, by checking the CPI’s percentage change, we can see the tax rule didn’t make things cheaper. It’s like hoping your toys would cost less, but finding out they still cost more than last year.

>>1407242
>So why do Republicunts keep lying that lowering taxes means lowering prices?
Inflation is the amount of money in circulation relative to the number of goods and services produced by the economy, and the rate at which that money is spent.
The more money in circulation, the higher the rate of inflation, and taxes take money out of circulation.

>>1407272
>if I lamely paste in econ 101 shit my handlers give me that should count as an argument
Lowering taxes has always been a Republicunt priority because they can't stop sucking corpo dick.

>>1407273
Yeah, god forbid we lower taxes, how else would we hurt the corpos?
You retard. You stupid fucking commie idiot.

>>1407274
Every president since Reagan has lowered taxes

>>1407273
I think you've missed your meds, anon
Didn't trump just do some pretty notable taxes that affect every business which imports foreign goods? Could have sworn I heard about that in the news somewhere, it just wasn't a tax on net profits, it was a tax on importing.

Could have sworn i read that somewhere recently

>>1407277
Look, folks, tariffs are not a tax on Americans, okay? They’re a beautiful thing, really tremendous. When we put tariffs on foreign goods—say, from China or wherever—they’re the ones paying, not us. It’s like making them write a big check to America. Companies overseas, they jack up their prices to cover it, or they eat the cost. Either way, it’s their problem, not ours. And you know what? It brings jobs back home—factories, steel, cars, all of it. People say, “Oh, prices go up!” Wrong! We’re winning, because we’re making stuff here again. Competition keeps prices down, and we’re stronger. It’s common sense, folks—tariffs make America rich, not poor. Believe me!

>>1407021
>On “The View,” Biden denied reports about his alleged declining mental acuity.
No, his wife denied reports and biden fell asleep while she was talking.

Try actually watching the clips you stupid niggers.

>>1407278
You really should take your meds

>>1407279
Just another one of those cooky right wing conspiracy theories that came true, desu. It's happened so many times over the last 5 years or so it's hard to keep track of them all

oh man, can the right wing shill not call Trump a liar? Is that one of their rules?
lmao

>>1407279
Me when I lie.

yeah I heard it's a painful way to go according to Scott Adams.
i wish both of them the most peace and comfort possible during their last days

>>1407018 (OP)
Rest in Shit Genocide Joe