https://www.scmp.com/news/world/united-states-canada/article/3312552/elon-musk-says-oval-office-black-eye-was-because-son-5-punched-him-face

Billionaire Elon Musk sparked fevered speculation when he turned up with a black eye for his Oval Office farewell with US President Donald Trump on Friday.

But the South African-born tech magnate said he had a simple explanation: his son had punched him in the face.

“I was just horsing around with lil’ X, and I said, ‘Go ahead punch me in the face,’” 53-year-old Musk told reporters when asked how he got the shiner.

“And he did. Turns out even a five-year-old punching you in the face actually is …” he added, before tailing off.

“I didn’t really feel much at the time but I guess it bruises up.”

Trump hosted the press conference with Musk to mark the Tesla boss’s last day at the so-called Department of Government Efficiency (Doge). Musk had expressed increasing disillusionment with the job but said he would remain a “friend and adviser”.

Musk’s appearance was overshadowed by allegations in The New York Times that he had engaged in heavy drug use while on the campaign trail for Trump in 2024.

Sounds like his kid got tired of being sexually molested by Elon and fought back. Good for him. Maybe this one won't become a transgender because of all Elon's sexual abuse.

>>1408867 (OP)
To be fair, if I finally achieved enough consciousness to recognize I have a stupid fucking name, I'd punch my dad in the head too.

>>1408867 (OP)
Today I learned that Elon name his son X.
Sorry, X Æ A-12.
Holy shit.

>>1408876
Goofy names for his sex toys

>>1408871
Naw, the kid just didn't like being held by a stranger

>>1408876
That's not the child's name. Celebrities lie about naming their children retarded names to protect their privacy

>>1408867 (OP)
>his son had punched him in the face
>lil’ X
The Johnny Cash song 'Boy Named Sue' springs to mind.
The final line of that song should spring to your mind, Elol.

>>1408951
God I wish this was true.

>>1409005
Why would you leftist retards care about him protecting his son's or anyone's identity? Your side is filled with a bunch of savage beasts who will rip apart anyone one inch to the right of full blown leftism especially the far right, even their own family and friends who aren't even involved in politics at all: that's just the type of "people" you xitter tranny savages are.

>>1409023
Touch grass. He named his kid something stupid because he's a rich idiot with a autistic fixation on how cool the letter X looks. He didn't give him some fucking code name to protect his secret identity; hell he doesn't even give a shit about his kids when he's not using them for photo ops. Source: the various mothers (Including the one for this kid) and at least one of the kids themselves.

>>1409024
Touch grass is a MAGA movement term, if you could find someone smart on the left maybe they can come up with vernacular for you but you guys always look fake no matter what because your sense of authenticity is corroded by how desperate you are to appear correct rather than be correct.

>>1408868
If it were true, which it's not, since I know who you are and you only lie and project, in which case this is projection, then that would be because Musk started as a liberal.

Musk is telling 100% of the truth because this was one strategy to continue to MAGA.

>>1409131
You could not project harder if you tried.