Big Balls was assaulted in DC. Not because of DOGE or anything, but because the black teens living in the progressive hell hole of DC enjoy carjacking people to pass the time
https://www.newsweek.com/edward-coristine-big-balls-doge-attacked-washington-dc-donald-trump-2109443
Aformer employee at the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) nicknamed "Big Balls" was assaulted in Washington D.C. at the weekend, police said.

Edward Coristine was attacked in the city's Logan Circle neighborhood by a group of teenagers attempting to carjack him and a woman at around 3 a.m. on Sunday, according to The Associated Press and Politico. The woman was identified by police as Coristine's significant other.

Two 15-year-olds were arrested as they attempted to flee the scene.

The attack prompted President Donald Trump to renew calls for the federal government to seize control of the nation's capital.

Newsweek contacted the White House and Washington D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser's office for comment via email outside of regular business hours.

Why It Matters
Trump's remarks come as his administration weighs how far it can go to exert control over cities struggling with crime, homelessness and political infighting.

The prospect of federal intervention in D.C., which has operated under limited home rule since 1973, would mark a dramatic departure from decades of precedent. Under the Home Rule Act, the District maintains its own local government, but Congress retains ultimate authority and can overrule local laws.

What To Know
The group of teenagers approached the couple's car and made a comment about taking the vehicle, the Metropolitan Police Department said.

Coristine pushed the woman into the vehicle for safety and turned to confront the group. Several of the teenagers then attacked him until officers patrolling nearby intervened, police said.

The teenagers fled on foot. Two 15-year-olds from Maryland were later arrested on charges of unarmed carjacking.

So this is what Trump was bitching about when he lied about DC being lawless last week.

I wish all the best to the kids.

>>1424947
>So this is what Trump was bitching about when he lied about DC being lawless last week.
>last week
Is he clairvoyant?

>>1424948
I'm clairvoyant enough to know that a retarded shill is going to whine about an inept nepo hire getting the shit rightfully kicked out of him while trying to drive his prostitute back to her home 3am on a Sunday

Boy's fresh out of highschool and got BTFOd by a couple of 15 year olds. Weak and sad.

>>1424947
you just supported political violence against a federal employee, I hope you're ready for your chat history to be searched and for YOU to be arrested and imprisoned

>>1424956
no one cares faggot. your life is a joke

>>1424956
Awww, someones sad that a sex offender got Rittenhoused by a bunch of good local boys
I thought conservatives were for that, but maybe its because big balls wasn't executed

>>1424946 (OP)
>The group of teenagers approached the couple's car and made a comment about taking the vehicle, the Metropolitan Police Department said.
>Coristine pushed the woman into the vehicle for safety and turned to confront the group
This sounds more like he started a fight and lost. Who the fuck starts a carjacking by going like "heh, I'm gonna steal your car!" like a cartoon thug?

>>1424960
The story has already changed once, they claimed that he came across a woman being carjacked initially and stepped in.

And its not just, "heh, I'm gonna steal your car!" like a cartoon thug, it was a group of 10. 10 people aren't fitting into that car, were they going to leave some people behind?

There's definately a spin trying to frame this as heroic, but even money is on this retard making racist comments and starting a fight he couldn't finish

>>1424961
Other plot hole: what kind of 15 year olds are gonna do a carjacking? Cops are gonna pull over a random pair of 15 year olds driving a car with no adult even if they don't know the car is stolen.

>>1424962
>what kind of 15 year olds are gonna do a carjacking?
Bro have you even seen a black guy in person before?

>>1424960
Wait following up on this; he pushed the woman into the car for safety before going to fight a group of 10. He pushed her into the car that he was under the impression they were about to steal. Was the plan to get his ass kicked so bad police would show up?

Like fuck if he was able to push her into the car, why not just drive away?

This is what happens when morons try to buy drugs at 2 AM.

>>1424962
>>1424963
Yeah, that part's unfortunately very believable. The kids are not alright.

>>1424960
>Who the fuck starts a carjacking by going like "heh, I'm gonna steal your car!" like a cartoon thug?
>It's all fake! In my privileged white neighborhood this would never happen!
Have you ever left your privileged white enclave? In areas where carjackings are common the most common ways to steal someone's car is to either walk up to it while it's stopped at a red light, or intentionally hit it at a slow speed so that the driver gets out of their vehicle

>>1424969
>In areas where carjackings are common the most common ways to steal someone's car is to either walk up to it while it's stopped at a red light, or intentionally hit it at a slow speed so that the driver gets out of their vehicle
Neither of which are what he's describing here. Instead they made comments about stealing his car, so he decided the best decision was to put his gf INTO THE CAR THEY WERE THREATENING TO STEAL and challenging a group of 10 people. Instead of say, driving away because he was clearly able to get into the car.

>>1424971
So they were standing outside their car, and a group of thugs walked up and tried to steal it, so he pushed his so to safety and then did his best to prevent a carjacking

Why are you defending the criminals here who were trying to steal a car? Oh right, because your a progressive and you blame anybody who is the victim of a crime

>>1424972
>10 kids surround a car and threaten a car jacking
>they politely wait for the guy to open the door and let his prostitute get inside
>then they violently kick his ass
Only MAGA retards would fall for this

>>1424974
Shut the fuck up, criminal

>>1424976
for a bunch of fascists you sure are giant pussies

>>1424946 (OP)
>The group of teenagers approached the couple's car and made a comment about taking the vehicle, the Metropolitan Police Department said.
>Coristine pushed the woman into the vehicle for safety and turned to confront the group. Several of the teenagers then attacked him until officers patrolling nearby intervened, police said.
Democrats think this is ok.
they blame the victim.
clown world.

>>1424976
awww, shill is starting their melty early

>>1424977
only white men are allowed to rittenhouse people
black teens kicking the shit out of a sex offender is apparently wrong because they live in the neighborhood, I guess they should have crossed state lines with the intention of killing someone and executed him in the street.
Then Conservicucks would be cheering for it

>>1424972
>Quick, babe, get inside the car as I challenge 10 people to a fight for commenting on my car
So either a. they were outside the car at 3am for some reason and he was able to somehow get her in the car but not just get in, lock the doors and drive off
or b. they were in the car, and his dumbass decided to get out and challenge them despite being in/next to a roundabout and thus having tons of room to just drive away.

Also, why lie that he didn't know the person he was heroically saving when it very quickly came out that she was his girlfriend? Why lie that they were attacking her in the car when he put her in the car and confronted them himself?

This story has more holes than a block of Swiss cheese.

>>1424978
>Democrats think this is ok.
No, if the police were watching this go down then its the polices problem.

>>1424978
>Obviously most carjackings start with a group of 10 people approaching a car and talking about stealing it even though only half of them can even fit in the car if they did

Also, according to other articles on this, he pushed her INTO THE DRIVERS SEAT. Why the fuck didn't he just get in and drive away?

>>1424977
The system is geared towards punishing people who defend themselves. There's no point in fighting a bunch of nogs when the state will then leak your name to the press, close your bank account and harass your boss into firing you afterwards.

>>1424983
Yeah, whatever pussy

>>1424984
Well, the shill is calling Big Balls a racist moron who deserves to have their bank account closed and harassed into firing

>>1424984
You don't seem to understand.
When you defend your life against a minority, you are not only fighting against that minority, but the system that is backing him. A system which is actively paying for him to subsist in the civilization that your ancestors created, in the hope that he will eventually take your place as a docile economic unit.
This is also seen in public schools. If a child defends itself against a bully, what happens? Both the child and the bully are suspended. Why the victim? Because, even though he is an unwilling participant in this conflict, his mere existence upsets the status quo. So he must be punished.
It doesn't matter whether you're a racist or not; Rittenhouse killed two white guys and injured another. The state still jumped at the chance to accuse him of being a black-killing white supremacist.
This is why white flight exists. Why the fuck would you stay in a neighborhood that is filled with people who want to hurt you, and you are no longer able to effectively defend yourself? Wokescold faggots will never understand.

>>1424986
nobody is reading your blog, faggot. and you're literally not american or white

>>1424986
>When you defend your life against a minority
stopped reading there, what does that have to do with a sex offender getting rittenhoused?

>>1424987
This Ivan blogger studied English in Russia and has become very adept at it, wants to emigrate to the United states, so he can become a deep sleeper agent for Putin

>>1424954
>Weak and sad
Many such cases with the right wing

>>1424957
your life is going to make one great headline, "Toxic 4chan troll arrested for inciting violence against federal employee"
>>1424958
prove that he was a sex offender first, you're more likely then he is atm, frankly since you're such a toxic pissbaby I wish that happened to you

>>1424999
you even make threats like a pussy

>>1424960
>blaming the victim is okay as long as he's a white male
And you wonder how Trump won a second time.

>>1424954
>a computer nerd is supposed to be able to fight off a pack of niggers
>he said from the safety of his air conditioned basement

>>1425010
>>1425011
when do you clock out again?

>>1425010
Blaming the victim is ok when there's a shitton of holes in the story and JUST SO HAPPENS to give support to federalizing DC.

>>1425011
yeah so why did he intentionally stay and try and fight a whole gang of 15 year olds instead of just getting in the drivers seat and driving away.

>>1425013
>Blaming the victim is ok when there's a shitton of holes in the story
Like Michael Brown? Trayvon Martin? Jacob Blake?

Nah, those were different...

>>1425008
Threats? me? oh no I'm a pacifist I'm just going to enjoy seeing you on the news cycle getting treated like livestock

>>1425019
your whataboutisms get so tiring, shill

>>1425019
More like Jussie Smollett.

Watch as it's revealed he started the fight.

>>1424946 (OP)
>The attack prompted President Donald Trump to renew calls for the federal government to seize control of the nation's capital.

In other words, this "attack" was staged to trick dipshits who claim to be about "small government" into supporting the continued concentration of power in the Executive Branch. Got it.

>>1425026
Oh no. What if they actually increase the police available in D.C.? My God, crime might actually go down!

>>1425028
Oh no. What if mouth-breathing lackwits blindly believed obvious chicanery and demanded more police presence and surveillance "for our own protection"? You deserve what's coming, but you'll never be intelligent or self-aware enough to realize it.

>>1425028
wife beating is a crime though

>>1425028
This

>>1425031
that's your post, we know

>>1425029
Still upset that your defund the police movement backfired?

>>1425031
Thank you.

>>1425032
LMAO

>>1425035
faggot

>>1424978
Lol, far-right lunatics always paint democrats as these cartoon villains that just love evil for the sake of evil, then celebrate innocent people being ripped from their families and homes over a misdemeanor charge while championing more state-controlled power.

>>1425038
>Lol, far-right lunatics always paint democrats as these cartoon villains that just love evil for the sake of evil,
You are. We saw all the proof we needed in 2020, forever ending the argument of "Why does anyone need an AR-15 for protection?".

>then celebrate innocent people being ripped from their families and homes
Because they're here illegally.

>over a misdemeanor charge
Here we go again with the downplaying. Say jaywalking again, I know that's coming up next.

>>1425039
I don't know how to explain to you that illegal immigration is only a misdemeanor anon. It's a fact. It's like trying to explain that the sky is blue.

>>1425039
hey faggot, nobody thinks you're american. you can stop larping now

>>1425040
>I don't know how to explain to you that illegal immigration is only a misdemeanor anon.
Still a crime, anon.

>>1425043
i'd say it's more of a crime to be a fascist faggot, and history agrees

>>1425044
>enforcing borders and tossing out illegals is fascism
Wow! Look at all these fascist western nations in the world! Japan! Poland! Singapore! Canada! Australia! Switzerland!

My God it's the fourth reich!

>>1425046
Keep bumping this thread
I'm enjoying seeing that sex offender bloodied and beaten up on the top of the pile every time I refresh the index

>>1425046
like i said, fascism is a much worse crime than a misdemeanor, so i'd prefer if we start deporting you faggots (take pleasure shill, i'm playing along with your america larp out of convenience)

>>1425049
Like I said, Wow! Look at all these fascist western nations in the world! Japan! Poland! Singapore! Canada! Australia! Switzerland!

Y'know it's funny how all of those nations, and others I didn't mention, have far stricter immigration requirements than the USA... Yet we're fascists for enforcing our borders, despite having arguably the lowest standards possible.
>inb4 that one fag who goes "Nuh uh! you have to list every country on the planet! What about Afghanistan?"

>>1425053
>we
you're not american, and you seem to have forgotten that i don't engage in your faggotry, i just remind you that you're a faggot who should seek legitimate employment

>>1425054
I don't understand how you keep confusing me with other anons. I haven't even posted in this thread yet.

>>1425055
i don't know why you keep pretending to be anything other than the faggot shill who posts here all the time and gets made fun of for it

>>1425039
>You are. We saw all the proof we needed in 2020
And what happened in 2020 that didn't also happen on jan 6th?
>Because they're here illegally
That still warrants due process
>Here we go again with the downplaying.
The commit less violent crime than native born citizens, make our economy better, and make good fucking food. Give me one reason why we should be treating a misdemeanor charge as though it was akin to rape or murder?

>>1425046
>W-We're just deporting them like any other nation would!

Any other nation would follow due process and their own constitution instead of accidentally deporting their own citizens to a concentration camp because they're so horny to trample the human rights of brown people.

>>1425057
careful anon you're gonna give him the chance to show a Rasmussen poll about dems and anti-vaxxers.

>>1425059
Rent free

Hey remember the white shitlib Ryan Carson who got stabbed for messing around with some inner rowdy black at a late hour of the night? Remember all the sympathetic voices on 4chan so sad that he got shanked? Remember? Nobody laughed at him, we were all sad?

Cause I fail to see why I should give a shit now. Only difference is that the victim is a conservative darling, and he got off easier.

>>1425062
Democrat cities are lawless, that's the problem here, not Big Balls Ed

>>1425057
>And what happened in 2020 that didn't also happen on jan 6th?
Well lets see... Nobody started a fire... The only person shot was an unarmed woman by cops... The FBI actually gave a fuck and dropped the hammer on everyone there, searched people who weren't there, and gave seditious conspiracy charges to multiple people arrested... Too bad they couldn't do the same for CHAZ, but hey it was only temporary sedition backed by democrats. What's the big deal?

>That still warrants due process
They're not citizens, they don't get the same level of due process as citizens. Their due process might be as simple as identification and deportation - in that order.

>Give me one reason why we should be treating a misdemeanor charge as though it was akin to rape or murder?
We don't. Name a rapist or murderer we simply kicked out of the country and didn't throw in jail.

Go ahead I'll wait.

>>1425064
>They're not citizens, they don't get the same level of due process as citizens. Their due process might be as simple as identification and deportation - in that order.
yeah that's not how due process works.

>>1425055
I don't know why you're pretending to be me here anon >>1425053

>>1425064
>Well lets see... Nobody started a fire... The only person shot was an unarmed woman by cops... The FBI actually gave a fuck and dropped the hammer on everyone there, searched people who weren't there, and gave seditious conspiracy charges to multiple people arrested... Too bad they couldn't do the same for CHAZ, but hey it was only temporary sedition backed by democrats. What's the big deal?
Truth nuke

>>1425058
>Any other nation would follow due process
Even Israel?

>>1425065
>yeah that's not how due process works.
Well then please elaborate. Tell me how it's supposed to work then. Just make sure your same standard applies to the deportations under Obama because I'm going to check.

>>1425063
Tough shit, don't be out of your vehicle for any reason in that area at 3am in the morning. I thought he was supposed to be smart? He sounds like a dumbfuck, like some whore who wears skimpy clothing and walks alone on the streets of Detroit.

>>1425058
>Any other nation would follow due process and their own constitution instead of accidentally deporting their own citizens
Which citizen was deported?

>>1425070
which fact do you acknowledge

>>1425069
>like some whore who wears skimpy clothing and walks alone on the streets of Detroit.
Oh I love democrats and their never-ending hypocrisy. By the way this wouldn't have happened if he was allowed to carry a gun... but y'know... D.C.

>>1425071
I'm literally asking, have US citizens been deported?

>>1425072
I'm not a democrat your fucking moron.
>this wouldn't have happened
If he wasn't out of his car. But hey, I've been to DC several times and I never had to seethe and cope after getting my ass kicked by random teenagers.

>>1425074
>I'm not a democrat your fucking moron.
Sure fooled me with the victim-blaming bullshit.

>>1425073
i'm asking you when you've ever acted in good faith, faggot. it's a rhetorical question by the wy

>>1425075
What did you say when Ryan Carson got shanked and bled to death?

>>1425076
You are useless.

>>1425062
>Hey remember the white shitlib Ryan Carson who got stabbed for messing around with some inner rowdy black at a late hour of the night?
Yeah I don't remember saying something fucking retarded like "He shouldn't have been outside at night" or "He shouldn't have been wearing that."

See the difference?

>>1425077
>What did you say when Ryan Carson got shanked and bled to death?
See >>1425079

>>1425069
>don't be out of your vehicle for any reason in that area at 3am in the morning
The literal Democrat/progressive answer. They instantly protect criminals and blame the victim for being the victim of a crime
but only when the victim is white and the perp is brown

>>1425073
i'm asking you when you've ever acted in good faith, faggot. it's a rhetorical question by the way

>>1425079
>He shouldn't have been outside at night
>fucking retarded
you're the real retard here

>>1425082
So that's no, then.

>>1425083
No, anon I know words are difficult for you. But I said "don't". As in I didn't say that. I did not say "He shouldn't have been outside at night"

See the word "don't" is a contradiction. Ask your 2nd grade teacher about it in school tomorrow.

>>1425081
>They instantly protect criminals
release the Epstein files

>>1425084
no, you haven't ever acted in good faith. it was a rhetorical question but you did answer it correctly, albeit in bad faith

>>1425070
lol you know they can't answer this simple question. The guy you're replying to is going to drag this on for 50 posts and still not answer.

>>1425085
I know you didn't say it, you said "shouldn't be outside at night" is "something retarded".

Go ahead, go outside all night every nigh in DC, stay the whole night.

>>1425064
>Well lets see... Nobody started a fire... The only person shot was an unarmed woman by cops.
What about the cops that were beaten to shit, stomped on, and now affected for the rest of their lives because of that little stunt on jan 6? Yes, they were arrested then subsequently pardoned by god emperor trump, whereas several of them were convicted sex offenders then went on to commit further crimes thanks to him? This is without even mentioning the fact that 94% of the protests during summer 2020 were peaceful, not that I'm against rioting, I just think that 6% of riots against police brutality is more noble than throwing a tantrum over your god emperor losing a fair election.
>They're not citizens, they don't get the same level of due process as citizens
The constitution states that ALL persons(not just citizens) receive due process, regardless of their citizenship status. They're not even being properly identified though, otherwise why the fuck are U.S citizens also being detained and even deported?
>Name a rapist or murderer we simply kicked out of the country and didn't throw in jail
Now THAT is actual downplaying, why are you pretending like the camp in El Salvador and the conditions of alligator alcatraz aren't well documented? They aren't given a cozy send-off. I also reject your attempt at a goalpost shift.

>>1425082
>>1425087
I too would like to know if any US citizens have been deported. As far as I'm aware, everyone ICE booted out was an illegal. Do you have any counter-examples?

>>1425089
you know we're all aware of your simple tactic of lying profusely, it's why we just flat out ignore you and prefer calling you a faggot. or at least i do

>>1425068
>Even Israel?
Especially Israel, If you think I'm some zionist liberal democrat, you're completely barking up the wrong tree.

>>1425092
it's cute that you think this is some kind of gotcha, it's even funnier because you're literally not even american. nobody takes you seriously faggot shill

>>1425087
> it was a rhetorical question
No you fucking retard, I actually want to know if your hysterical bullshit is true.
Give me one citizen. One name. Just one.

>>1425090
Well unfortunately D.C. isn't a red state where humans can do that without being attacked... because they own guns and can protect themselves. We have a very different approach to crime, see we like to throw criminals in jail and allow citizens to defend themselves.

Mindblowing, I know.

>>1425096
i don't argue with fascist faggot shills, sorry anon. keep posting so i can point and laugh though, that's kind of how it works around here

>>1425094
>Especially Israel
Israel follows due process? lol okay... Um remember that one guy, I think he was from Jordan or something, who got shot trying to cross the border. Where was his due process? Asking for a friend.

>>1425095
>it's cute that you think this is some kind of gotcha
Because it is. You can't give a name.
>it's even funnier because you're literally not even american.
it's cute that you think this is some kind of gotcha

>>1425098
Pussy

>>1425089
>>1425070
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/tracking-us-citizens-children-detained-deported-ice-trump-updates.html

suck my dick

>>1425091
>What about
Could've stopped right there and been better off. You asked "what happened in 2020 that didn't also happen on jan 6th", you got it. In fact here's a bonus: on May 30th 2020 BLM rioters tried to storm the White House, threw molotov cocktails at police and national guard (who were there for this one), injured 60+ secret service, and burned down two buildings.

Not only did nobody call this an insurrection, but only one person was charged with a crime - destruction of government property.

So yeah, that's the difference. Only the left can get away with that type of behavior. When the right does it the FBI makes examples out of people.

>>1425097
Oh yes the safe red states cities where people protect themselves...
like
>St Louis, Missouri, 66.07 murder/manslaughter per 100,000 people
>New Orleans, Louisiana, 39.5 per 100,000
>Baton Rouge, Louisiana 38.26
>Cleveland, Ohio 27.77
>Mobile Alabama, 20.13
>Cincinnati Ohio, 23.4

All way higher than DC's 16.72
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_cities_by_crime_rate

>>1425104
>>Not only did nobody call this an insurrection
You're the only nobody calling that an insurrection

>>1425102
I think I've seen this before. I'm going to guess that these kids were detained and then let go. Am I right?
... Oh wait, they got those two kids who were born to illegals and given the option to stay in the US, but the parents chose to take them with as they were being deported. How selfish of them.

I tried to read the rest but it's paywalled. lmao

>>1425105
Notice how you cherry-picked places that have a high concentration of blacks and some of the poorest areas in the entire country?

>>1425107
>lmao, i love when the gestapo separates families
at least you aren't denying it

>>1425109
*shrug* Leave it to irresponsible parents to have kids while being fugitives in a foreign country. These are the people you want to bring in by the millions because they "help our economy", right? lol

>>1425108
why are you bragging that black people are safer in blue states

>>1425112
Yeah like Chicago.

>>1425111
whoever had you was clearly pretty irresponsible

>>1425108
Both DC and St Louis have populations that aree 40% to 50% black, yet DC gets lower crime rates. Even factoring in black people, it just shows that there are red states cities way more dangerous than blue state cities like DC.

>>1425115
>Both DC and St Louis have populations that aree 40% to 50% black
And St. Louis also bans the carrying of guns despite Missouri being an open-carry state. How 'bout them apples?

>>1425104
Probably because a good chunk of the shit you said was heavily exaggerated and made up, for one, there were no buildings "burned down", there was a small basement fire, the cops started a good chunk of those violent encounters then cried wolf when they go their asses handed to them, and most of the BLM leaders distanced themselves from the oppurtunist going around starting shit. You also seemed to miss the part where I said I'm all for riots with a good cause, that's literally how a good chunk of civil rights came about, via riots, do you think people had a small gathering over a cup of tea and brunch to discuss things peacefully like gentlemen? No, they seized their rights from the system's cold, dead hands.

>>1425117
>for one, there were no buildings "burned down"
A guard station and a bathroom building at Lafayette Park got burned down. Also you animals set fire to a church, but thank God that survived. Next?

>>1425116
Unlike how the other cities listed have way less restrictions on open carry? Please film yourself staying outside all night in the poor areas of Cleveland for a week, to prove me how safe it is.

>>1425118
The guard shack was left intact, just defaced and scorched, and there is zero proof of a bathroom being "burned down", try again. Insane how you types have to exaggerate and make up lies over and over again, you know this doesn't help with your credibility, it does the opposite, right?

>>1425120
>and there is zero proof of a bathroom being "burned down"
>picture shows flames flowing out of the windows
You're right, there's only flames coming out of the windows because the entire inside of it is ON FIRE LMAO but technically it's still standing so it doesn't count. I guess the bar for arson is a lot higher for democrats than it is for Republicans... maybe because you do it so much we've all stopped counting.

>>1425120
Also
>Additionally, two car fires and two dumpster fires have burned near the White House. Protesters have started a fire at [a hotel] off 16th Street near the White House.
But I mean they're Park Police. What the fuck do they know lmao

>>1425122
>Not only did nobody call this an insurrection, but only one person was charged with a crime - destruction of government property.

>>1425123
And which part of that was untrue?

>>1424947
When you get carjacked at 3 am by a group of bright, promising future leaders, make sure to let them know you're an ally and a good fucking person, and if you're lucky they'll let you keep your car and maybe even invite you to the cookout.