Thread 28446129

It has some black Volga vibe, even though it doesn't look like a Volga at all

>>28446129 (OP)
looks like a riced out crv

>>28446129 (OP)
it looks like a piece of shit for niggers

>>28446129 (OP)
it doesn't look evil it looks comical
also black with red accents is a movie trope for evil characters, and hot topic tryhards

It looks like a nigger

>>28446129 (OP)
Women and faggots make these cars for women and faggots. At least BMW doesn't try to be bisexual, their cars are clearly marketed to men or women depending on which model it is. Too many brands don't want to lose sales by making a car too masculine or too feminine, so they make them in between trying to appeal to both but the result is they appeal to neither. Or they really did just hire a diverse retarded design team and end up with hideous retard designs.

>>28446129 (OP)
fuck black people

>>28446129 (OP)
Reminds me of my coin bank

>>28446129 (OP)
Just keep meming it as it looks like a nog, they will surely stop. Modern big grills is useless and fuckugly

>>28446129 (OP)
Because it looks like it's about to commit a crime. Like robbing a liquor store.

>>28446204
What's the point of robbing a liquor store? You can get quite a lot time in prison and not that much money.

It looks like a rolling nigger.
>built in the USA
That explains it.

>>28446129 (OP)
because it's about to fire its LAZER

>>28446175
>>28446204
Chat, is this real?
lmao. This is some fuckin' Peewee's Playhouse shit.
>>28446181
>>28446419
My first thought as well.

>>28446547
>Chat, is this real?

>>28446129 (OP)
>Shiiieeet

>>28446171
>Every other demographic but mine is to blame!
It's pretty well established at this point that women don't like aggressively-styled cars.
This is for insecure men who're piss-scared of confrontation. It's a silent "Don't fuck with me, bro!"

>>28446129 (OP)
>748 hp
Holy fuck

>>28446129 (OP)
china is BMWs biggest market so they give them all retarded chinky faces now

>>28446873
this

>>28446703
But in a crossover so who cares.

The rear of this car, specifically the badging is so tasteless that it is bewildering.
>no central BMW badge on the trunk
>instead two crappy looking stickers in the protruding corners of the rear window
>offset XM badge that doesn't look factory at all

SCHWEINEVOGEL

>>28446129 (OP)
It looks like a racist caricature

>>28446129 (OP)

Shoop Da Whoop!

>>28448746
Wait until you see the buyers...

>>28446129 (OP)
It looks stupid, not evil.

>>28446703
11.7s @119mph, 1/4mi. With almost 750hp. Pathetic. Extremely fat. Imagine spending $180,000 on a 750hp BMW and getting walked by some zoomer in a 10spd mustang GT with a tune.

It’s baffling to me that BMW has still had good sales figures with this latest generation of cars, which are unironically some of the ugliest things I have ever seen. They deserve to go bankrupt and their designers thrown in jail and given the death penalty. I’m not joking.

>>28449618
It's the toyota effect

would this car look better if you bought it in red? It would hide the weird accents

>>28449665
There it is

>>28446129 (OP)
piggy

>>28448215
>tasteless
It's well beyond that.
There's absolutely ZERO discernible logic as to the design (engineering) or aesthetics.

A fucking Pontiac Aztek actually possesses more of the aforementioned.

The exhaust is hideous, alongside the visible and ugly AF "skidplate".

>>28446181
Shoop da whoop.

>>28446129 (OP)
It looks so goofy, like a black pig with giant red snout.

>>28449656
if you buy it in red the accents are gold. It's an arabic man's dream

>>28446129 (OP)
evil? it looks like this

I had to wait 2 minutes to post this

>>28449618
They look horrible but they are actually well built. Miles ahead of current Mercedes. Also their EV lineup is quite compelling: probably the best EV automaker among ‘legacy’ European brands.

>OH NO EXPENSIVE NEW CAR ISNT LIKE CHEAP OLD CAR
haha get over yourselves, it's such blatant coping

>>28446129 (OP)
Is this a fucking chibi/caveman reference?