Hardparking and its consequences - /o/ (#28450616) [Archived: 1328 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/10/2025, 4:03:20 AM No.28450616
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>yeah I spent $20,000 AUD on a car
>Yeah I widebodied it and put coilovers and a turbo on it.
>No I dont drive it

Why the fuck are people like this? its basically any fucking car worth more than $5000 in Australia. Fucks sakes cunts, drive your FUCKING car
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 4:08:51 AM No.28450632
>>28450616 (OP)
They're posers. Care more about the 'car scene' than the cars themselves.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 4:08:59 AM No.28450633
sir that is a 3d render
why are aussies so fucking cringe and rarted
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 4:26:52 AM No.28450686
>>28450616 (OP)
Its just your small bubble. Most ausfags probably drive a suv, crossover or a ute.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 4:28:20 AM No.28450691
>>28450616 (OP)
It's no different than lifting and modding a truck when you never go off road. Except it's worse because the truck is still practical.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 4:50:29 AM No.28450747
Why didn't you stancefaggots get SENNA'd by a spring?
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 5:09:47 AM No.28450779
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>>28450747
>spring
deleted those years ago, bags all the way
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 5:14:37 AM No.28450782
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what the fuck is a hard parking you cunt
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 5:18:29 AM No.28450789
>>28450782
Modding a car until you either can't or don't want to drive it anymore. The only people who are delusional enough to do that to their car are also too delusional to admit how retarded their decisions were, so they just talk shit from their front yard
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 5:20:30 AM No.28450793
>>28450789
nobody tell these cunts that they can buy stock replacement coilovers for like 150 bucks and drive their shit again
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 5:24:41 AM No.28450796
>>28450616 (OP)
Pretty much everyone drives something made in the last 5 years. Retards who don't care about cars are spending way too much on cars.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 11:39:27 AM No.28451228
>>28450616 (OP)
>yeah bro it's stanced to shit and the tires are on threads and the interior is disgusting and it has 300,000kms and i've bolted on tons of shit to the engine with the stock ecu so it runs like SHIT and it'll never pass roadworthy
>but it has BC COILOVERS and a TURBO so that'll be $35,000
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 2:06:51 PM No.28451310
>>28450782
you park so hard that your left leg also feels numb
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 2:46:10 PM No.28451350
faggot loser
faggot loser
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>>28450616 (OP)
A stancefag is an attention whore, but one without merit. He's the kind of kid who didn't get attention, but wasn't good enough at anything to get positive attention, so he acted out to get negative attention instead of being ignored. The problem kid in your class that slowed the teacher down by being an asshole, the kid that pissed his dad off on purpose to get some attention out of him instead of totally ignored. He is doing something that he knows other people think is stupid and cringe, because it's the only way he knows how to get the recognition he craves. Notice that the stancefag carefully cultivates in image of not caring what others think, while doing things that are specifically designed to get noticed. He doesn't actually like doing the stuff he does, he craves the attention it gets him, even if it is nearly universal derision. The cars are collateral damage to them. Notice that you'll never see a stancefag with any sort of talent, they always either pay someone else to do the work, or do extremely shitty work themselves. Even when they gain experience and money, they can't help but fuck it up because they don't take anything seriously. A recent example of this is stanceworks mike welding an intercooler for his time attack project up out of stupidly thin aluminum and being surprised when ripped open, then hanging a turbo way the fuck off of the engine with a thin wall adapter pipe which broke off at a track day because no shit retard. The stancefag is mediocre in every single way, and can't stand that, so he must stand out, even if it's by being a tryhard cringe faggot.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 2:51:43 PM No.28451354
>>28450616 (OP)
Been a long minute since I've seen any widebodies, it's only ever 86s and still quite rare.
So its far from "basically any car worth more than $5000".
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 2:53:37 PM No.28451357
>>28450789
Hardparkers never drove their car anyway, that's why they become hardparkers.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 3:26:15 PM No.28451394
>>28450782
modding a car and then being too afraid to drive fast, so you just pull into parking spaces quickly and like an asshole so you can show off / not feel like a pussy.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 3:27:29 PM No.28451396
Are these even legal in Austfailia?
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:23:18 AM No.28452551
>>28450782
Parking illegally in hard to reach places so local authorities can't reach the car.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:39:23 AM No.28452578
>>28450782
Parking your car with a raging boner
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:30:06 AM No.28452635
>>28451396
I can't speak for the bodykits, but widened track to fill out the fenders isn't legal.