>>28452900 (OP)>on bike:t-boned in intersection, only hurt a little but bike almost totaled and out of service for months because of unavailable spareparts
hit by reversing SUV (wanted to turn off the highway onto a dirt-path but stopped a bit late for that, so he just slammed it in reverse), fender crushed by parking sensor
>in carrearended in a traffic jam because the guy behind me was rummaging through his glovebox and failed to apply brakes so he started rolling, minor damage to bumper
rearended in a traffic jam again because the lady behind me just fucking floored it after 25 min of stop and go, got pushed uphill for about 2s before she found the brake, luckily the people infront of me reacted to my honking in time to allow this much pushing, no damage on my car somehow. She proceeded to give me shit about even checking for damage because 'that car is a worthless old piece of shit anyways' (13 yo Corolla, probably outlived her X3)