>plug my car's usb charger into my phone
>pretend Im a 90s businessman talking on my car phone
does anyone else have this autism?

No I got the kind where I can barely get out of bed so I just research my interests online but still have zero practical skill and even if I tried I would be quickly reminded of how retarded I am.

>>28458234 (OP)
Not with car phones, but I do feel that way when I'm beating my wife.

>>28458281
as in pounding her pussy right? haha

>>28458234 (OP)
Is it the curly cable like picrel? I've never seen a curly USB cable but you must find one if you don't have it

>>28458823
Stop giving me ideas you freak, I already feel ashamed enough

I'm too autistic, I'd know immediately that phones in the '80s were not USB-powered or smartphones