I dont have a commute because I make money working online so I dont have a car. my wife hasn't looked at my naked body in over 5 years and makes a lot more money than me and drives a Lexus gx80 (splurge since its our only car).

Anyways since I have to choose between divorce or online porn forever I chose the only responsible adult option. I am going to fuck hookers, Grindr gays and go to massage parlors regularly in order to save my family.

I have a budget and I have the perfect excuse for buying a car(I am going to finally get into hiking and cycling again). Which I will. I plan to and get healthier.

Anyways thanks for reading my blog but for real what is the best car to have sex in and fool around with people in the back discreetly and comfortably.

GT3 RS, PT cruiser, or GMC Explorer

>>28459520 (OP)
what's wrong if your wife makes more money than you
it sounds like fun

Take her money and go rail hot chicks and trannies every week

>>28459785
Lol no. Women are not logical, they see you as less if they earn more.

>>28459520 (OP)
Get a Honda pilot or Rav4.

>>28459940
But they don't see themselves as less if you earn more. Dumb bitches.

>>28459953
Yes welcome to modern women in this gynocracy hellscape

>>28459940
My mom earns more than my dad, but my dad is also a foot taller than my mom. That's probably the only way it worked out lol.

>>28459520 (OP)
>Anyways since I have to choose between divorce or online porn forever I chose the only responsible adult option. I am going to fuck hookers, Grindr gays and go to massage parlors regularly in order to save my family.
This made me laugh so hard. Thank you OP.

>>28459520 (OP)
1980s conversion van with a rear bed, I could totally have sex in mine if I wasn't a sentient ham sphere