What if cars had proximity chat?

>>28461497 (OP)

>>28461497 (OP)
I would love that

>“Nice turn signal, faggot”
>“Turn your fucking brights off, nigger”
>“You proud of that little move back there? We ended up here together at the light anyway. Amazing work”
>”GET OUT OF THE FUCKING PASSING LANE CUNT”
>PUT THE PHONE DOWN”

>>28461509
Meanwhile me:
>Hi, I like your car :3

>>28461509
It would just be brownoids trying to chat up every single woman driver.

>>28461509
>>28461511
>seconds before getting rear ended
OH BOB SAGET

>>28461513
That or blasting their garbage rap music into others cars, like every single current nigger that pulls up to a gas station and leaves it playing as loud as possible while they go inside for lotto tickets and swisher sweets

>>28461513
Like a call of duty lobby and you just have that one spicnig brownoid blasting music in the background

>>28461509
>>PUT THE PHONE DOWN”
I fucking wish

>>28461517
Oh shit homies still rattle the shelves with 1200 watts?
Awesome.

A man who doesn't enjoy the complex harmonies of good bass disrespects himself.

>>28461525
It is 85% never someone with a good sound system. Always the same shallow rattling that the poor stock speakers make when clipping

>>28461519
>*smoke alarm beep/background vacuum cleaner*
it's 2007 again

>>28461497 (OP)
I just added a CB and a gmrs radio to my rig as well as a PA speaker and if everyone else did the same the roads would truly know peace
Instead there's just some guy doing a really bad radio show on CB channel 6 and I don't know what happens on the higher channels because the CB radio I got is really old and it only goes up to channel 24

>>28461527
Literally me

>>28461527
I dont even run subs anymore, just half decent 6x9s in back and half decent 6.5s front on a stock power level HU. I took the barest amount of time and effort to pink-noise match the half decent kenwood I put in, with a 3ish dB emphasis on sub-65 Hz. Not even using Poweramp EQ's 31 bands like I should.
It sounds great, below the clipping limit. Sounds even better outside the car than in, what can you do about cabin nulls and reflectivity on stock location setups you know?
I really should put in a good 12 inch 250w that can do 24hz at 95dB and get another 3dB from the in cabins but eh that's all in the past for me.

Used to crank a 4x 15s 1800w in a suburban around Cleveland more than 15 years ago.
With some of the niche phonk/trap beats people been making since 2015, super low bass and stereo bass harmonic interplay, the music scene has a lot of awesome bass to blast out.
I remember wayyyy back when songs like The Chronic and High Powered and Bitch Niggaz had that good low bass quality.

>>28461557

>>28461497 (OP)
You mean like a CB/trucker radio?

>>28461557
my 1994 EG hatch with a few simple mods rapes your rattlecan

>>28461561
Hell yeah
>>28461565
Hell yeah

>>28461513
>incoming message from Jamal
>ay yo gurl wan sum fuk?

>>28461563
No he means like in "the future", whenever that is, when everything is going to have "agentic and aware AI", whatever that means.
Vehicles comm'ing with other vehicles about basically everything. You know how cars for a long time have adaptive profiles, both for part wear and driver profile? Imagine a car can tell other cars "I'm a run down piece of shit CVT Altima, and also my driver wants to swim at 110mph here's how we coordinate it" and grandma's eco-commuter responds "Ok thanks for that risk profile, I'll keep the engine params on high alert while continuing to do 70 in a 75 in the right lane"

>>28461497 (OP)
Trucks basically have this.
Basically its like this
>In the city
Constant stream of cunts screaming at eachother
>In the country
Absolutely pointless exchanges of pleasantries all the time

My dream is cars with proximity chat but with Second Life quality.

>>28461582
never played second life, but for me it needs xbox 360/cs 1.6 audio quality

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>28461587
>speak barely above whisper
>surrounding cars filled with ear-rape crackle
Genius. Imagine whistling into the mic and several cars just crash.

>>28461587
https://youtu.be/HRRUXaElOf0
Go to 1:40 and you will understand.

>>28461587
>"are you guys going trick or treating? are you g- are you guys going trick or treating?

>>28461517
I'd be griefing the airwaves with shitposts tf2 style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFOmSv854Dw

>>28461557
Meanwhile the old speakers in the back of my car are just plugged in at random because I don't know which Spade connector is positive or negative and even if I did I don't know which wire is positive or negative

>>28461497 (OP)
Why would I want my car to chat with other cars about how drunk I am?

>>28461581
I wish man fuckin NJ NY and MD niggers are pissy as shit and only come on the mic to complain, I usually just leave the CB off cause you can only say "yea it's about 200 miles til you're back home you filthy dago wop" so many times before it just wears you down
.t central PA

>>28461509
Hop out the whip then, boi

>>28461509
Funny until you realize this would just be the final vehicle for monitoring you live with audio visual direct to the fuzz. And have it normalized because normies would eat it up.

>>28461497 (OP)
You mean like how planes do?

>>28461497 (OP)
I have a car specifically because I DONT want proximity chat. Proximity chat is called the fucking bus.

>>28464884
ouch couldn't handle the bantz

>>28463858
this must be how all planes just fall down randomly

>>28461509
>"Of course it's a fucking hyundai/Kia"