pickup drivers have tiny dicks
>y-you are thinking about my penis
yes i am, and it's tiny

>>28462614 (OP)
Having a large penis is a feminine trait.

Poop scooping shovel dong. Yippeee.

>>28462630
True, my gf's penis is larger than mine

I'm tired of pretending having stickers or plushies on the back of my car is cringe and feminine

>truck drivers have smol dicks
>women prefer men who drive trucks
Hmmm something doesn't add up here.

>>28462673
>stickers
fine, depending on the sticker
>plushies
gayyyy

>>28462677
If asked, a woman will say the prefers a guy in a pickup because she assumes the pickup driver is a tall, strong chad. (IE the person who pickup drivers want to be.)
When the brown manlet climbs out of the truck her pussy dries up in a fraction of a second.

Unless they're gold diggers, women are not attracted to the car, they are attracted to the chad in it, and that is why chad can drive a shitbox sedan and still fuck.

>>28462677
If asked, a woman will say she prefers a guy in a pickup because she assumes pickup drivers are tall, strong chads. (IE the person who pickup drivers want to be.)
When the brown manlet climbs out of the truck her pussy dries up in a fraction of a second.
Unless they're gold diggers, women are not attracted to the car, they are attracted to the chad in it, and that is why chad can drive a shitbox sedan and still fuck.

>>28462668
I'm jealous