>i don't want dog hair in my car
They're here for a good time not a long time anon.

>>28463045 (OP)
Dog hair is vaccum-able, memories of croozing with your pal are forever

>i dont want dog hair in my car

While true, dogs should ride with you rather than exposed to the elements in a truck bed, humanity solved the shedding a looooong time ago with another amazing feat: selective breeding. Mongrels are always a jebait for softhearted women.

See: standard poodles, the most well-tempered, obedient, athletic, PRACTICAL, hearty dog that isnt a yipping cuck signal. A male standard poodle will love you more than your own mother.

Don't be a poor, buy (or rescue) pure bred. Don't be a cowardly fag or lazy owner, groom the dog yourself. Buy a dog to cherish and bond with it.

enjoy your permanently nasty smelling cars

>>28463448
Poodles don't smell dumb ass. And no, I'm olfactory blind.

>>28463045 (OP)
>>28463080
>hit the brakes
>dog becomes a giant projectile and dies

>>28463045 (OP)
>zero protection for the seat
i cringed

>>28463475
get your dog a harness and a leash that buckles into a seat belt clip

Cats rule, dogs drool

>>28463581
Rats >>>

Very obedient, trainable, smart and affectionate. I love them.

>>28463591
rats as pets are for fucking NERDS LOL

>>28463045 (OP)

>>28463475
dogs are pretty durable ive done this quite a few times and the old girl just walks it off

>fur baby in car
Let me guess, you let it all over the furniture and sleep with the fucking rat too

>>28463726
you’re brown

when my dog dies im not getting another im sick of having pets.

If I were to get a pet I'd get a parrot and have it call out pace notes.

>>28463591
>Dies in 2 years

>>28463581
I too also hate dogs

>>28463958
Also serves as a convenient prybar too

>>28463958
rats don't live long enough, parrots live way the fuck too long

>>28463591
rats, guinea pigs and jumping spiders ftw
too bad they have such short lifespans :(

>>28464502
>jumping spiders are some of the smartest spiders due to their better eyesight hence why they can jump around
woah...

>>28463045 (OP)
fuck dogs.

>>28463591
>PLEASE SAVE MY RATS!