how likely am i to attract police with this fucker? - /o/ (#28463504) [Archived: 972 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:04:50 PM No.28463504
34qaeba
34qaeba
md5: 49c0a27e364bf8a5a074ae840bcda45c๐Ÿ”
i still do not have dirvers license but i bought him, and even when i get it, it is about 160 horse power over limit i can have with probation license, if You were a cop would You try to stop me and is it even worth for me to stop at that point? ( should have enough power to outrun ordinary police patrol )
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:08:27 PM No.28463507
Are you brown?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:11:24 PM No.28463510
>on a probation license
>thinking about trying to run from police over a minor traffic citation
You're a fucking moron.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:12:12 PM No.28463512
>>28463507
i am belarussian twink that looks way too much like a girl to the point where i have embraced it and i crossdress any other questions?
>>28463510
nice reading comprehension, i do not have license at all
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:19:38 PM No.28463515
>>28463512
> i do not have license
Some places have a probationary period after you pass where you can only have a certain amount of power etc.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:21:40 PM No.28463517
>>28463512
Did you really just correct me to inform me that you were even more of a moron than I initially thought you were? Good job.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:23:19 PM No.28463518
>>28463515
exactly i would be just 170 horse power over limit
>>28463517
>nooo you should let police take your hard earned car aaahhh
ok boot licker fuck off
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:27:40 PM No.28463524
>>28463517
imagine arguing with a cross dressing third world moron and yet you're the one who comes away looking like the retard lol
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:35:33 PM No.28463529
>>28463504 (OP)
Why would you try to run from the cops, are you retarded? If the car is to your name all they have to do is punch the plate number and then calmly drive over to your place, take your car and drag you to prison for all the other crimes you will have committed while running away. You're better off trying to act clueless and apologetic so maybe they'll let you off with a warning. It is never worth it to even think about running from the cops, unless you're like a mass murderer and you know whatever you do your prison sentence can't possibly get any worse.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:00:17 PM No.28463538
>>28463504 (OP)
>>28463512
>gay crossdressing femboy
>no license
>doesn't know how to drive
>thinks he can outrun the police
>pretend russian (asian)
this has to be a troll thread
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:03:03 PM No.28463541
>>28463504 (OP)
>>Dvach
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:12:31 PM No.28463550
eeabbac
eeabbac
md5: c917d3a6d4a7161994eaa25e1a8de109๐Ÿ”
>>28463538
it is an automatic it really is not that complicated to drive if you have basic spatial awareness and i never said i am russian
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:17:41 PM No.28463558
>>28463524
>Hey! Quit picking on my boyfriend!
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:50:45 PM No.28463608
>>28463504 (OP)
nigger I have probably 3x whatever that makes and im not running because you get one lil microdick cop in a challanger on you and he'll send your ass straight to the limb-collection bucket at 120 mph with a pit maneuver that he won't be reprimanded for.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:54:11 PM No.28463611
>>28463608
fuck georgia cops seriously
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:07:05 PM No.28463633
>>28463504 (OP)
You're not gonna do shit.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:17:58 PM No.28463970
>>28463611
What you don't like paying for insurance huh nigger spic kek, they don't have insurance or rules in Zimbabwe huh you little wrenchlet faggot ROMFLAMAHAHAHAHAHA
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:37:55 PM No.28464014
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1741653783113881
md5: 11c04d7d76464c7d1921985b1d028085๐Ÿ”
>>28463504 (OP)
>i still do not have dirvers license
>160 horse power over limit i can have
>probation license
Thank fuck I don't live in whatever shithole you come from so I don't encounter retards like you or your gay-ass road laws.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:43:50 PM No.28464025
>>28463550
Wait a minute, are you that cute cross-eyed bitch?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:45:24 PM No.28464028
>>28464025
i am male...
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:45:55 PM No.28464030
>>28464028
I refuse to believe that pic's face is a male.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:51:25 PM No.28464044
>>28464030
i do not give a fuck about what you believe in man
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:00:06 PM No.28464059
>>28464044
Come on post another this is really uncanny.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:07:48 PM No.28464162
>>28463970
nta I'm not paying insurance because it's a scam, you're surrounded by browns but you're also funneling money into a jews wallet for no reason
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:09:11 PM No.28464163
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f00f0a0e018089018b08a0
md5: d4fd72a06506ab15f04401cc3617b3e7๐Ÿ”
>>28464059
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:25:39 PM No.28464188
>>28464162
Broke as fuck, no tools
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:38:23 AM No.28464649
>>28463550
>>28464163
Please go get your driverโ€™s license and get your car properly registered & insured.

>the world needs more pretty slavic femboys!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:42:18 AM No.28464652
>>28463504 (OP)
>v6
no worries, you won't attract police (or females)
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:42:20 AM No.28464653
>>28463504 (OP)
i can't believe I'm replying to this retarded thread but here goes
>the cops won't stop you if the plate + registration on your vehicle are assigned to a driver in good standing
>the cops won't stop you if you obey traffic laws and don't be a fucking moron
>the cops won't arrest you if you pull over when they light you up and admit to driving without a license, and even if they do arrest you, running away is the infinitely stupider option as it guarantees both your car being towed and a lengthy prison sentence
>if they pull you over, act ignorant of the horsepower requirements of a "probation license" (whatever the fuck 3rd world hell that is), profusely apologize and beg for mercy
>there is a high likelihood the cop pulling you over won't have a fucking clue what the horsepower numbers of your car are, and if you tell him and self-report on yourself, you're even dumber than this thread has let on
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:45:20 AM No.28464657
ferret birthday party
ferret birthday party
md5: deb5e8e8b69577f8e48309fd16676b19๐Ÿ”
>>28463550
wait are you that guy from instagram
bro
that one with the black girl
>are you a boy?
>no, i'm russian
i fucking died
based slav himeni shine on you crazy diamond
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:37:36 AM No.28464747
>>28463512
>twink that looks way too much like a girl to the point where i have embraced it and i crossdress
twinks with fast cars are so hot please don't get yourself killed being dumb
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:50:35 AM No.28464916
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md5: 1fea305a8e48579f351c35d3418fc61b๐Ÿ”
>>28464188
the money i save by not handing it to insurance companies goes into the shitbox instead of buying some neppo a maybach.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:56:10 AM No.28465051
>>28463504 (OP)
Oddly, none of this concerns me. My favorite stretch for speeding has cops on it rarely, and is engineered for it. Officially the limit is 55, but 75 is average. 90 feels pretty nice and smooth there in what I drive, but 100 feels a bit tense.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:19:28 PM No.28465335
>>28463512
>i am belarussian twink that looks way too much like a girl to the point where i have embraced it and i crossdress any other questions?
No way. Pics?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:23:43 PM No.28465338
If you look like that you can always offer a blowjob to the cop
If life gives you lemons... life isn't fair I want a cute slav femboy I'm going to rope
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:50:38 PM No.28465662
>>28464657
>wait are you that guy from instagram
>bro
>that one with the black girl
Do you have a link? It's be hilarious if it was indeed him.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:58:01 PM No.28465685
>>28465662
i didn't save it sadly
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:24:00 PM No.28465758
>>28464163
You were more believable as a woman au naturel I'd say. Though it's uncanny how feminine you look. Somewhere a man-faced woman must be dreading her life.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:25:32 PM No.28465762
>>28465758
Wait until you see me pee
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:42:58 PM No.28465811
>>28465662
Sent on the Discord :^)
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:43:57 PM No.28465813
>>28465762
Please no. It's funny when it's only face shots though.
>>28465811
Having forums flashbacks.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:59:57 PM No.28465944
are you the /fa/ f91w poster?