How do I get better at swimming through traffic? Im tired of retards slowimg me down wherever I go, so I think swimming is the only solution. Ive already learnt that to weave through traffic you need to memorize the position of all cars next to you and check your mirrors all the time, also I figured that before you approach a traffic jam you should pick the right lane because thats generally where retards drive the fastest in a traffic jam for some reason. Whats more to it? Any advice from fellow swimmers?
>inb4 buy a bike
fuck off I dont plan on becomimg an organ donor any time soon

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>>28465975
>>28465976
Its okay if whites do it

>>28465968 (OP)
Easy, do not wear a seatbelt, it lets you fell the inertia more. In addition, move the fuel tank further back for better weight distribution, if possible or install an aux fuel tank in the back where the trunk and spare tire will be. In addition, the sell vests perfect for you in a position with no steatbelt., it involves removing the filling of a vest and putting a special putty compound in it. Semtex make a version of it.

This is how we do it in Mid East style.

>>28465980
If you're white and cut up you're a spiritual nigger

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>>28466012
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>>28466012
try not driving like a grandma, gigafaggot

>>28466032
Your a >>28465975 >>28465976 >>28466012 >>28466023 e

>>28465968 (OP)
It pisses me off so much to see people just move out of their way. I love blocking people that do stupid shit.

>>28466042
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>>28466000
Underrated post. Ishallah, my brother. Semtex vest is best.

Before you ask, we use these vests for lots of activities, including drag racing, drifting, skydiving, boat activities, powersports and flying.

And this is why insurance for bmw's are through the roof. Thanks mr nigger.

>>28465968 (OP)
Pretty easy desu
>buy shitty, tanky car that you don't care about smashing up a little
>have the basic spatial awareness and attentiveness that any driver on the road should already have
>drive like an asshole
>three months later look at your suspended license and $2,000/month insurance premium and realize that tiktok isn't real life and you can't roll the dice hundreds of times in a row without getting bit in the ass now and then

"Swimming" has to be the DUMBEST, lamest fucking term related to cars ever invented. Just fucking call it speeding.
>>28465968 (OP)
I'll say it: If your primary concern is actually about just getting through traffic jams, buy a fucking bike. Your /o/ life will dramatically suck more if you cause an accident and get reckless driving, etc thrown at you.

>>28465968 (OP)
>How do I get better at swimming through traffic?
Gotta know ya lanes homeboy, know ya path
https://youtu.be/AaAvEHRD5tU
>>28466044
If America was like Europe and specifically Germany, where the left lane is kept for passing only, the entire concept of "swimming" wouldn't exist. I guarantee if the left lane was open for people to do top speed all the time these same niglets would barely be speeding at all, since the "rush" isn't about pure top speed.
>>28466084
>If your primary concern is actually about just getting through traffic jams, buy a fucking bike
No, these dumb fucks literally get off on driving through traffic as if it's Need for Speed or Burnout and every "near miss" is adding to their multiplier and giving them "points". It's not about speed or getting through traffic, these dudes usually can barely hit 100 before having to nearly wreck into half a dozen more cars to get around.
It kind of explains why so much of this behavior can be found near dense urban centers known for heavy traffic such as the highways surrounding Los Angeles and New York, and not really elsewhere except for "that one guy" you always see in traffic at least once.

>>28466095
>Gotta know ya lanes
classic. he wasn’t even in that dense of traffic, could have been going just as fast with half the swerving.

>>28466095
>If America was like Europe and specifically Germany, where the left lane is kept for passing only,
The problem with that is that the one that is swimming would use the entire passing lane for himself and try to justify it as passing everyone. Completely hypocritical. Faggots like that need to learn to leave earlier and not be in a rush.

>>28465968 (OP)
Only niggers drive like that

>>28465975
>>28465976
>>28466012
>>28466023
>>28466042
>>28466046
nigs can swim though

>>28465975
>>28465976
>>28466012
>>28466023
>>28466042
>>28466046
>>28466140
niggers cant swim tho

>>28466140
its literally AI

>>28466181
Why do you think there's endless crash videos

>>28465968 (OP)
you gotta start young if you want to be good at something like driving.
i believe License is only 15, he has super impressive skills for that age. lots of hater here though, of course.

>>28466254
*haters (and racists)

>>28466095
>If America was like Europe and specifically Germany, where the left lane is kept for passing only, the entire concept of "swimming" wouldn't exist.
When all lanes are full, this doesnt matter. So fuck off.

>>28466095
>the entire concept of "swimming" wouldn't exist.
They don't do it to save time on their trip. They do it because being a retard is the only thrill they have in their life.

>>28465968 (OP)
>be insurance frauder
>see retard swimming
>activate special taillight killswitch
>rear lights stop working and brake check him
>turn taillights back one and turn on hazards
>he speeds off but get his plate with multiple dash cams all around the car
>take him to court and become a billionaire rich snitch
gg no-re ez dosh soz scub g3t gud nigga

>>28466329
>Brake check
If they are swimming they are likely recording. Wouldn't they catch your car lurching forward without any brake lights coming on?

>>28466331
Yeah but the issue is they're still fucked for wreckless driving. They can only defend themselves by incriminating themselves. Ez bank bro.

>>28466329
>Special taillight Killswitch
I could just dump the clutch two gears down with no throttle. Big block makes tires chirp going both ways lol

>can't defend themselves without incriminating themselves
>can't edit cuz tampering with evidence
>they're sports car is totaled compared to my totaled shitbox with camera mods is gonna cost them more than me especially if I win
Yeah y'all niggas COOKED bro.
>>28466338
Maaaan you ain't doing no Fast and Furious shit in dense traffic delusional ass nigga LMAOOOOO!

>>28466258
The lanes are never always full. Somewhere, at the start of every traffic jam, is a group of retards forming a line across the entire highway who all refuse to pass each other even though there's a completely open road ahead of them

>>28466095
>If America was like Europe and specifically Germany, where the left lane is kept for passing only, the entire concept of "swimming" wouldn't exist.
Trvke. America is full of browns with cars, ergo it is those who block the lanes and force swimming who are the nigger drivers. But don't let that stop /o/ from posting about how White they are for their 2 minute gap in the left lane.

>>28466095
>Gotta know ya lanes homeboy
das wassup

>>28466049
>>28466000
What is this vest putty called?

>>28466344
thank you for sharing your fantasy with us

>>28465968 (OP)
Go out late at night without other cars in the highway and practice doing slalom using the lane dashes as a guide. Visually pick out a few dashes ahead of you and change lanes right in that section when you get to it. Slowly increase the speed you do it at and give yourself less room to do it as you get better. I recommend running a full countermeasures suite as well so you can avoid cops.

t. Ex long haul trucker white man who's been doing this for 10+ years and have never gotten a ticket or crashed.

>>28468045
No one "forces" them to "swim" you dumb nigger

>>28466044
90% of the people doing this are niggers driving a stolen or rental car, they genuinely give zero fucks about the car and will just ram you if you try to block them. Hell even if it was their own car they'd still do it because they're impulsive animals.

>>28465968 (OP)
You fucking retards am I the only one who knows that this is assetto corsa with shaders?

>>28468755
Track mod link pls

>>28468755
I only play rape hentai games.

>>28468755
assetto corsa would literally melt with that many ai cars on the road at once
you literally can't have more than what 20 ai or so before the game starts pissing itself, doubly so for the traffic mod. in fact the easiest way to tell it's not ac is that there are cars in the oncoming lane.
the silver LC V6 Challenger is also a dead giveaway since that vehicle does not exist for AC at all

Start off with a liberal amount of room per cut and then gradually go into tighter spots

>>28465968 (OP)
>>inb4 buy a bike
>fuck off I dont plan on becomimg an organ donor any time soon
You're the most cowardly of pussies.
ywnbam

>>28465968 (OP)
>How do I get better at swimming
go to a pool you fucking nigger

>>28468370
Thats not nice to animals.

>>28465968 (OP)
>I don't plan on becoming an organ donor any time soon
OP genuinely thinks he's describing safe and responsible behaviour.

>>28466329
Not sure if this works, the entire street takeover and swimming "industry" is fueled by DUI owning, uninsured subhumans driving stolen cars. It doesnt matter if they crash, theyll just book it as it's not their car.
Better check your insurance policy on how this works and whether insurance paying out will raise your premium because that nigga wont be tracable.

>>28468370
No, my job involves driving a big government owned Silverado 2500 that I cruise the highway with all day. They aren't ramming through shit and they know it. My favorite thing to do is when there is bumper to bumper traffic, and I am on either end of the street, I will stick out half way to block the fags trying to drive on the shoulder. Makes 'em sneed every time.

>>28466331
>Criminals can't sue you in America

>>28468204
>white man who's been doing this for 10+ years
>white man
Nah.
>>28466012

>>28465968 (OP)
I've played lots of no hesi and ""aggressively"" took safe gaps in light and medium traffic (didnt cut anyone off but happily would speed to get to a gap i saw further ahead) and i can see the appeal however I'm unable to give you advice as I'm not a nigger.

I can see how it's fun but I'm not about to endanger commuters to such an extent.