Times you were retarded - /o/ (#28466501) [Archived: 962 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:40:17 AM No.28466501
Imagepipe_59
Imagepipe_59
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>ABS light on
>bad front right ABS sensor
>buy new sensor, $15 no big deal
>reset ABS
>ABS light on
>bad right front ABS sensor
>go to junkyard
>pull ABS controller, $45 no big deal
>reset ABS
>ABS light on
>bad front right ABS sensor
>WTF
It was the tires, front right was older and worn, left one had a puncture and I replaced it
>confess your retardations anons
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:24:52 AM No.28466533
>>28466501 (OP)
>Highway in my car cruising to get some cranberry juice at the grocery store
>Infinity pulls up beside me, modified, signals me to slow down
>He wants to do a roll race
>Slow down but never raced someone so slow down to like 30 in a 60
>Guy is mad but starts the 3 beep honk to begin race
>I punch it on the first punch for reasons I cannot explain
>Infinity is mad
>He signals me
>We both slow down
>I exit before the race starts
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:27:00 AM No.28466536
>>28466501 (OP)
>zoned out while right behind a hilux going into a roundabout and nearly got t-boned by another hilux already in the roundabout
>stuck my hand up to say sorry while he understandably laid on the horn
yeah i went full retard
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:33:31 AM No.28466545
>Take STi to the auto hobby shop on base
>Installing downpipe
>Engine is hot b/c I have to drive there
>Go ham on the first bolt
>Right behind the turbo so it's hot and soft
>Instantly strips
Had to dremel that fucker out and get a new bolt. Shoulda been a 30-60 min job.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:20:05 AM No.28466688
>>28466501 (OP)
>regulator fails
>spend a month waiting for a special tool to open up the stator
>clean carb because i left it sitting with fuel in and it's gummed up
>buy cheap ebay regulator
>it blows up (3 days)
>buy cheap ebay regulator
>it blows up (2 months)
>buy cheap ebay regulator
>it blows up (1 month)
>buy cheap ebay regulator
>it blows up
>let motorcycle sit for two months
>clean carb again
>ebay regulator
>fails so hard it blows the main fuse
>take to mechanic for diagnosis
>pay $300 for OEM regulator
>works
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:55:31 AM No.28466705
>>28466501 (OP)
>approaching roundabout
>parents are in the car with me
>as I'm waiting for a clearing, dad says I can go
>neuronmissfire.mkv
>enter the roundabout, almost get tboned by some delivery driver
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:21:13 PM No.28466838
>>28466501 (OP)
>cars smoking heavily, oil gets up to 130 celsius degrees
>changed cooliing hoses and thermostat
>it was actually the radiator mixing oil with coolant

thank you vw truly das auto
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:23:15 PM No.28466840
>>28466533
>>I exit before the race starts
I do this to traveling cars on radar zones
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:25:34 PM No.28466842
>>28466840
kek there's a dash cam owners australia clip of someone doing this to another car and he starts cackling when the speed camera flashes for the other car as he slams on the brakes and turns into a side street right before it. the funnier thing was the number of comments seething about the cammer doing such a thing
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:43:14 PM No.28466857
FJC River Crossing
FJC River Crossing
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>plan a 9000km long journey
>me, my mrs, 2yo kid in a caravan
>parents hire a 4wd for it
>uncle/auntie come as well
>3000km into this journey
>i drive through picrelated to check out a gorge
>deepest crossing i'd ever driven by far
i mean, it all worked out, but IF there was a leak in the airbox/snorkle or something, man i would have ruined the whole trip, not just for myself, but everyone involved. i do look back and cringe. looks bad ass though.