"Iโ€™m fed up with Aston Martin" - /o/ (#28467382) [Archived: 983 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:37:03 PM No.28467382
aston-martin-valkyrie-c276311112023171723_2
aston-martin-valkyrie-c276311112023171723_2
md5: 16ed7e3f5be7e8be4f50534b8da8806f๐Ÿ”
>โ€œIโ€™m fed up with Aston Martin,โ€ he told the Aachen Regional Court, simply because his Valkyrie had more defects โ€œthan all my other cars combined.โ€

https://www.carscoops.com/2025/06/he-bought-a-3-5m-aston-martin-and-almost-hit-an-ambulance-because-it-was-too-loud-now-hes-suing/
Replies: >>28467385 >>28467447 >>28467460 >>28467462 >>28469377 >>28469505
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:41:34 PM No.28467385
>>28467382 (OP)
Raped by Porsche.
Replies: >>28467387
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:42:55 PM No.28467387
>>28467385
Only by road illegal ones
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:47:11 PM No.28467394
zr1x
zr1x
md5: dfe076a06cca64aba61416fe2430ed15๐Ÿ”
should trade it in for a zr1x. its the hypercar for people who don't want to deal with hypercars.
Replies: >>28467470
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:15:28 PM No.28467447
>>28467382 (OP)
>trying to drive a museum piece
why? they're not meant to be used on the road, they're supposed to be an investment you put in cold storage to hedge against inflation. driving it just reduces the value.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:20:12 PM No.28467460
>>28467382 (OP)
omg look at this rich idiot.
he thought he was buying a car "ook! ook! look at me! i'm drivin' around in muh asston! listen to me revvv it!! ook! ook!"
what a moron.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:20:48 PM No.28467462
Aston_Martin_Valkyrie_02-copy-1536x864
Aston_Martin_Valkyrie_02-copy-1536x864
md5: 25e06a89776cb59a7a8ec42b22108962๐Ÿ”
>>28467382 (OP)
The rear is cool as fuck.
Replies: >>28467463
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:21:40 PM No.28467463
>>28467462
puffy vulva
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:28:32 PM No.28467470
fiero
fiero
md5: 6e3722253eaf3c4accccb42e9962d3bc๐Ÿ”
>>28467394
It is so, so unfathomably disproportionate and ugly. It's a masterpiece of unattraciveness.
Where are all the bodykit manufacturers? C8 is baisically a fat Fiero, every body panel is removable, you can make it look like anything, but every C8 bodykit seems to just keep it looking like a C8. Nobody does full conversions.
Replies: >>28467476 >>28467478 >>28469406
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:31:52 PM No.28467476
>>28467470
looks better than european hypercars>>28466797
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:32:27 PM No.28467478
c8-corvette-z06-gets-factory-body-panels-stripped-in-favor-of-forged-carbon-fiber-makeover_3
>>28467470
Like, look at this. Look at these bones. You can do so much good with them, just stray away from GM's impotent design language.
Replies: >>28469410
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:33:56 PM No.28467483
I literally don't care about some rich faggot cunt being upset that his $5 million car isn't perfect. Fuck off.
Replies: >>28469340 >>28469413
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:14:37 PM No.28469340
>>28467483
I own an older Aston and I agree with you
Replies: >>28469413
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:29:50 PM No.28469377
>>28467382 (OP)
Aston's fault for doing business with a fucking kraut.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:41:41 PM No.28469406
GMA T33
GMA T33
md5: 6eeb593db108b9975012a36d6614fcea๐Ÿ”
>>28467470
It's looking almost certain that supercars will be in my future, but I feel like I'll still be priced out of beautiful. Everything is just so fussy now for the sake of aero, and I just wish someone would make something half as beautiful as this and it not cost 2mil.
Replies: >>28469476
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:43:42 PM No.28469410
>>28467478
christ look at the height on that belt line, look at the height on those headlights.
I know it's all regulations that fuck everything up but Chevvies designers dropped a turd here.
I don't think a bodykit can undo this fuck up.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:45:10 PM No.28469413
>>28467483
>>28469340
B-BUT HE NEARLY CRASHED INTO AN AMBULANCE GUYS
he could've let it all slide but a NEAR MISS with an AMBULANCE is just too much and he's doing a public service by suing Aston.
Replies: >>28469446
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:13:00 AM No.28469446
>>28469413
I have no idea why you linked to me. The Valkyrie is an impractical, willy-waving vanity project sold to idiots with more money than sense who feel somehow inadequate
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:30:21 AM No.28469476
>>28469406
>beautiful
alfa 4c bro. not even that pricey.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:51:12 AM No.28469505
>>28467382 (OP)
>almost-hit-an-ambulance-because-it-was-too-loud
.... what?
Replies: >>28469599
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:41:44 AM No.28469599
>>28469505
He allegedly couldnโ€™t hear the sirens, because the headphones he is compelled to wear when driving the abomination malfunctioned