Do you guys keep a vehicle emergency kit handy and if so, what's in it? I've got an old steel milkcrate with jumper cables, tiedowns, a small socket set, visegrips, etc.

>>28473157 (OP)
>old steel milkcrate

Also useful for sitting down on when changing a tire and could be used to immobilize a vehicle if necessary if the spare tire was no good, lowering the car on the crate and stashing the jack.

>>28473157 (OP)
>ball gag
wut?

>>28473219
For "prisoners"

>>28473219
read the rest of the labels

>>28473157 (OP)
>circular saw
>120v corded hammer drill
>4 ton jack
>hammers (framing, rubber, ball peen, sledge, slide)
>sockets
>wrenches
>torque wrench
>gun cleaning kit
>120v corded extendable pole saw
>spare oil pump (for engine)
>sand paper
>oil
>coolant
>air intake cleaner
>PB blaster
>cardboard
>vacuum pump
>fire extinguisher
>vice grips
>jumper cables
>alternator
>belt tensioner
>shop vac
>jack stands
>wire brushes
>an entire separate toolkit of hand tools
>firearms
I'm not even sure if this is all of what's in there

I keep a vial of morphine and a big glass syringe. Mostly for when I feel sad, which is an emergency.

>>28473157 (OP)
I have some tools, antifreeze, a quart of oil, and a jump pack.

>>28473157 (OP)
>Do you guys keep a vehicle emergency kit handy and if so, what's in it?
My phone, it has satellite call capability so if shit goes down I can always just call 911 or a tow company if needed.

>>28473472
>I can always just call

Yeah, good luck with that...

$51.00 on Amazon. What would you add/delete/change?

>>28473321
Im fucking retarded dude I have 97 iq

>>28473337
the day someone needs to do some emergency fab work or house construction by the road they will be eternally grateful for your presence

>>28473337
Is your daily commuter a 6-ton box van

>>28473157 (OP)
I only have one of those tire repair kits that work by pumping the tire full of foam. It expired like a decade ago.

>>28473998
fire extinguisher
tourniquet
gauze

>>28474485
>pumping the tire full of foam.

Fix-A-Flat is garbage that will not fix the flat, nor inflate the tire and furthermore, many tire shops will refuse to swap out the flat tire when they discover it's filled with shitty useless foam.

>>28473995

Flouro jacket and pic. Not let me down yet.

>>28473337
Why a circular saw? Is the alternator really enough to run a hammer drill and a pole saw?

>>28474625
I'm not familiar with Fix-A-Flat at all, why does it suck? Why will tire shops refuse to change a tire filled with it?

>Standard emergency kit with high visibility vest, warning triangle, flat tire fixer and a wrench
>Small first responder kit just in case something happens and I need some "bandaids" before 911 arrives
>Fire extinguisher
>Bottle of water
>Some energy bars

>>28474685
I forgot, but also a
>safety hammer under the seat in case I end up in the water

>>28474638
>Fix-A-Flat
A tyre full of goop that you'll have to clean off your stuff. If no is an option then you're not going to go there.

>>28474638
>I'm not familiar with Fix-A-Flat at all, why does it suck? Why will tire shops refuse to change a tire filled with it?
it's a sticky liquid glue (basically elmer's + latex diluted in water) that you really only need a little of to "fix a flat"

however retards don't read the can and just dump the ENTIRE FUCKING THING in leaving approx 16 ounces of tire semen sloshing aroudn in there. it gets all over everything, it can ruin your tpms sensors and make it impossible for them to read pressure. then when the unfortunate tire shop employee takes it off the rim, ALL THE FLUID COMES OUT
ALL THE STICKY LIQUID TIRE CUM IS NOW IN A MASSIVE FUCKING PUDDLE ALL OVER THE FUCKING TIRE MACHINE IF YOU'RE LUCKY AND FORCED STRAIGHT BACK UP "THE CUSTOMER'S" ASS WITH A TURKEY BASTER IF YOU ARE NOT

IF YOU PUT FIX A FLAT IN A CAR TIRE AND TAKE IT TO A TIRE SHOP WITHOUT TELLING THEM YOU DID SO IT SHOULD BE LEGAL TO DRAW AND QUARTER YOU.

>>28473157 (OP)
Gimme a Charger first

>>28473157 (OP)
There's only 3 essential things on my car: a cooler of beer for an occasional booze crooze, a pocket knife to fuck with while bored, and a baseball bat in case there's a game going on and they need an extra batter

>>28474785
>car with a gay red diaper slipper

>>28473337
Anon drives the Fred Sanford truck.

>>28475250
>muh gay

>>28474698
fuck, that's so hot

>>28474687
you can use your headrest to smash the window instead. stick one of the posts between the door and the glass and pry till it shatters

>>28474007
don't worry, you fit right in here

Keep entire tool set in the truck
And a self assembled med kit too

Fire extinguisher saved a tractor the other day

>>28473998
Needs deep well sockets and breaker bar

>>28474625
Keep a nice dealt inflator in the truck too

4in angle grinder is useful too

I got a torch, a knife, and a cutlery set. All this other shit is just larp.

>>28475300
Do those work for regular car tyres? I was looking at that same one but both the marketing material and the drawings on the package show every type of vehicle except actual cars.

>>28476480
That's because the overwhelming majority of car owners does not know what to do with these kits. Yes, it's totally possible to fix punctures in highway tires with them.

>>28473995
I live in reality, not your fantasy world where you think people are savages trying to murder you every second as if you're the main character of the story (You aren't). Also you're dumb as fuck if you drive into the ghetto to begin with.

>>28476495
>I live in reality

Son, shit can happen anywhere, even in nice neighborhoods. It's dumb not to have any kinda emergency kit in your vehicle and just rely on your phone.

>>28474024
kek thanks anon. I stand ready
>>28474481
>>28475296
2003 Suburban. Yes it all fits in the back. No, it's not a good idea to carry all this stupid shit around
>>28474638
All the big tools are 120v corded requiring a plug-in. Come to think of it, I need to replace them all with gas or battery powered, but nothing ever happens so I expect electricity to be around as long as I live. And I forgot 150 feet of extension cords are in the truck too. And chains. And ratchet straps. And big zip ties. And a snatch rope. And a 2x8 block of wood

>>28473157 (OP)
>1/2" drive breaker bar
>deep well socket (that fits your lug nuts)
>tire patch kit
>jump starter
>portable tire inflator
>scissor jack
if you wanna be extra you can add
>fuses
>accessory belt (with the appropriate socket to loosen the belt tensioner pulley)
>2-ton jack (one of those small ones)

>>28477714
NICE BURBAN HOSS
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>>28473998
That is a very generous assumption that the car has a screw or bottle type jack and the basic extendable breaker bar.

>>28476480
So long it got something that will harden/cure, it should outlast the tire
>then why go to a tire shop
Because you can do a significantly better job from inside.

>>28478009
>jump starter

The lithium battery ones are $250 while the AGM battery ones are $50-60 but you'll have to remember to recharge it regularly. Plus, they're pretty big (the AGM ones).

>>28474809
I hope you managed to escape from Firestone br/o/

>>28474698
I hope you managed to escape from Firestone br/o/

>>28479622
Just buy a supercapacitor one.

>>28473337
>t.

>>28474625
>Fix-A-Flat is garbage that will not fix the flat
incorrect. proof: it fixed my flat
> nor inflate the tire
true, you need to have a way to pump it back up anyway
> many tire shops will refuse to swap out the flat tire when they discover it's filled with shitty useless foam.
I don't think they would refuse to swap the tire. I took mine to costco and they did say you can't plug a tire that's had fix-a-flat used, turns out they lied.

I took it to discount tire and they plugged the tire free of charge. I was driving on the fix a flat for like a week before I got the tire repaired too

>>28473157 (OP)
I carry nothing because nothing ever happens