Is there a more shitpost car than this? It's like it was made for trolling
>nissan cvt
>turbo
>indecipherable interior and exterior

>>28473223 (OP)
Speaking of memes does anyone have the "angry reee" version of this car? you know with the red filter and shit?

>>28473223 (OP)
the nismo version with a 6 speed manny turbo and bodykit

>>28473227
LOL why the FUCK do japs just HAVE to make their cars so fuckin PIKACHU godsDAMN LOL

>>28473227
nevermind I found it

>>28473223 (OP)
>here's your turbocharged, Nismo Juke with a 6-speed manual, torque-vectoring AWD and Recaro seats
There's an even more rare version that had an actual Nissan GT-R V6 shoehorned into it, too.

>>28473248
the normal drivetrain nismo juke is actually a very comfy car, would actually drive ironically unironically. only thing that keeps me away is it's a renault engine not an SR20 or something cool

>>28473248
WTF I love cuckovers now. Or just this cuckover.

>>28473248
They sold three of them. May as well not exist.

I remember when used to have fun

>>28473248
Are there any manual crossovers left in america? I can't even think of one.
bronco and wrangler are real SUVs

>>28473257
the rs is a one off but the normal nismo juke is extremely common

>>28473227
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>>28473223 (OP)

>>28473281
NOOOOO BROOOO WTF MY HECKING LAMBO IS NOT SLOWER THAN A JUKE BROOOOO NOOOO

>>28473281
How is it even possible?

>>28473248
>6-speed manual, torque-vectoring AWD
Torque-vectoring AWD is only available with CVT, it's such a shame too because manual with torque vectoring awd would be sick

>>28473223 (OP)
They are actually remarkably lightweight for what they are. A FWD one without CVT might make a decent rally beater.

>>28473223 (OP)
Nissan, like the Volvo of old, serve an important duty on todays roads. It signals to all drivers around whoever is at the wheel is a bad driver.

>>28473541
And that they have awful credit

>>28473248
too bad the Juke's styling looks retarded

>>28473223 (OP)
>3.8 twin turbo is bad
This is your brian on americans

>>28474231
the juke has a 1.6 liter renault 4 cylinder anon
they only made 3 gtr-swapped ones

>>28474231
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>>28473269
Like >>28473257 said, the Juke R essentially isn't real. The Nismo juke makes 197hp and the Nismo RS isn't much better power wise.

>>28473223 (OP)
If you see a Juke with red mirrors and sills then its a quick one. Nismo, a neighbor had one.
No idea why you would but there you are.

>>28473396
The Juke R has a GTR drivetrain

this goober

>>28473277
sick looking aston martin

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>>28473267
Nope. This is every manual transmission vehicle available in the US today:
>Acura Integra
>Aston Martin Valour
>Aston Martin Valiant
>BMW M2
>BMW M3
>BMW M4
>BMW Z4
>Cadillac CT4-V Blackwing
>Cadillac CT5-V Blackwing
>Ford Bronco
>Ford Mustang
>Gordon Murray Automotive T.33
>Hennessey Venom F5-M
>Honda Civic
>Hyundai Elantra N
>Jeep Gladiator
>Koenigsegg CC850
>Lotus Emira
>Mazda Mazda3
>Mazda MX-5 Miata
>Nissan Versa
>Nissan Z
>Pagani Utopia
>Porsche 718
>Porsche 911
>Subaru BRZ
>Subaru WRX
>Toyota GR Corolla
>Toyota GR86
>Toyota Supra
>Toyota Tacoma
>Volkswagen Jetta GLI
Grim.

>>28474513
you forgot the jeep wrangler, but otherwise good list

>>28473223 (OP)
I like how the nismo version could come with a manual, Nissan had this tendency of making shitpost cars like that and the Murano Cross Cabriolet. They should do that again, make something so retarded it turns around into being cool, like a convertible Frontier or an offroad version of the Versa

>>28474530
If I had endless money there would be a lowered crosscabriolet with a Maxima 6 speed in it in my driveway right now

>>28473223 (OP)
This is the inside

>>28474546
the interior of an Ultimate Driving Machine

>>28474546
The thumbnail looks like one of the minecraft guys in black face. And that's a great concept.

>>28474546
It's ass

>>28474546
That's racist.

>>28474546