Why don't supercar producers make actually cool suvs?

>>28477469 (OP)
>actually cool suvs
Meaning?

>>28477484
Something like luxury prerunners instead of big crossovers

>suv
>cool
you can only pick one. no exceptions.

>>28477496
What about humvee?

>>28477495
You can buy a trophy truck, they are well into supercar price territory even without luxury trim. There's no demand for them outside motorsports, apparently. Probably has something to do with typical use case scenarios of the clientele, cuckovers just suit them better.
>>28477500
LM-002 would fit the description better, but both are from the 1980s.

>>28477500
Marginally more cool than a riding lawnmower, less cool than an ATV or dirt bike

>>28477509
>less cool than an ATV or dirt bike
It's a cool vehicle from the technical point of view, even normalfags are aware about the portals and inboard brakes. You don't get those very often.

>>28477469 (OP)
because expensive suvs' entire point is to be obnoxious
they exist to make you hate what they have, so they can spit "you hatin' cuz you poor" in your face with even more pazazz
making a super-suv desirable or cool is counterproductive, they don't want you to come up and start asking you questions, they want to push pesants away and channel their unconditional hatred into dopamine

>>28477522
My $200 shitbox has inboard brakes.

>>28477558
This the type of retarded nigga to replace his grass lawn with rocks and TP his own house, then wonder why his property value went down

>>28477564
A street car?

>>28477600
Yeah, an old rusted out Alfa.

>>28477500
Overrated.
Shit for military purposes.
Shit for competitive off roading.
Good for pavement I guess.

>>28477633
A Sud or an Alfetta?

>>28477639
Low iq bait

>>28477495
As cool as that is, nobody wants to daily a trophy truck. They're loud, impractical, have poor road manners, and almost certainly have terrible mileage. It's like asking somebody why they don't daily a pro mod.

>>28477652
As if supercars are practical, good on fuel and make not much of a noise. Try Lambo in traffic lol.

>>28477469 (OP)
that's a mazda cx-30

>>28477568
people who buy mansory shit don't wonder about property values. if anything, they embrace ruining it. opulence and wasteful use of resources shows their extreme status.

>>28477645
Alfetta GTV (4 cylinder)

>>28477469 (OP)
I came to say that this would look more rad if it had had the Marlboro logo on it.

>>28477469 (OP)
>suv
that's a glorified hatchback blown up like a balloon

>>28477558
You don't know a single person who owns one do you? The nouveau riche might love to be ostentatious about it but the target demographic just wants Ferrari quality in an everyday package.

>>28477853
I don't think many people, wealthy or not, would want a Fiat.

it happens sometimes. but you could also ask the question, why doesn't jeep make a good supercar?

>>28477913
Like a Grand Cherokee Hellcat?

>>28477655
>Has mufflers
>Has cameras
>Tracks straight
>Even has A/C and it might even work
And even then basically nobody dalies a supercar.
Let me reiterate. A fully built prerunner is analogous to a pro mod, not a lambo.

>>28477913
>>28477918
It's called the Trackhawk.

>>28477469 (OP)
Because SUVs can never be cool.

>>28477469 (OP)
Because the point of SUVs is to be multipurpose and affordable. The better question is why supercar producers make SUVs. Rich people can afford multiple single purpose vehicles. So why do they want an SUV?

>>28478050
So wifey can drive the same brand as her rich husband.
To signify social class.
To drive the best SUV, because it isn't built to be affordable.

>>28477918
>>28477988
trackhawk is not a supercar

>>28478080
What could Jeep do to make a supercar without putting a different badge on it?

>>28478082
If you're talking about a street-focused supercar, then nothing besides creating an entirely new platform
For an offroad supercar, maaaaybe they could do something with the upcoming Cherokee but I wouldn't hold my breath

>>28478050
the SUVs just capitalise on people's vanity to bankroll the actual cool shit

>>28477469 (OP)
why doesn't chef boyardee make a SOUPer car haha
man I could go for some raviolis

>>28478050
Road Presence™

>>28477469 (OP)
There hasn't been a cool SUV since the Pajero Evo, and there probably won't be another.

>>28477841
and? That’s what the people want

>>28477469 (OP)
>cool suvs
>posts some cuv / coupe abomination that can't even store it's spare inside or under