how are you supposed to respond in this situation?

hard mode: something that won't land you in jail

I accept my fate as beta gay jeep drover.

Exactly as the cam driver responded, slightly aggro without making a scene. I'd find an opportunity to overtake and hit the brakes on them while throwing fake gang signs just because.

>>28480048 (OP)
at the next opportunity that you can make eye contact with the driver, just give them a neutral-ish stare with a thumbs down and nothing more besides completely ignoring them. it cuts deeper than any yelling or insults ever will.

>>28480059
That shit freaks people out to their core. Eye contact no words if you look a certain way. A nonviolent, but threatening, but legal, way to assert your dominance AND diffuse a situation! Not ironic.

>>28480048 (OP)
Should have pulled out more in the first place.

>>28480059
That doesn't work I'd literally just point back at you and laugh in your face and call your jeep gay as FUCK bmaooo

>>28480063
Lol no it doesn't you're just a pussy bmaooo

>>28480072
personally i think your beamers are cool but i kinda wish you'd dial back the shitposting a bit

>>28480073
>you're just a pussy
You are what you eat.

>>28480074
Beamers are motorcycles, and the people that suggest hilarious bullshit like the thumbs down are the shitposters. MinivanDad just "mOgGeD" that jeepduckfag; get over it, to use the parlance of our times

And I'm being 100% on gods fr fr f.a.m.
You think MinivanDad DIDN'T do that move on purpose? He probably saw that hilariously riced out jeep and KNEW there was a pussy behind the wheel who wouldn't do a DAMN thing
It's a jeep thing; you wouldn't understand

>>28480078
heh, you'd be surprised how much it affects normies

>>28480087
I probably would be surprised. I wouldn't know as I'm too busy hittin' 'em with the RockSpray™ bmaooo

>>28480048 (OP)
throw the toys away - you're not a kid anymore - and don't waste time uploading non-events to the internet

i follow the rule of UPS drivers, only turn right. especially on a motorcycle

>>28480072
Will you ever learn to not save the thumbnail?

>>28480048 (OP)
>how are you supposed to respond
You don't. Nothing you do will change what happened, nothing you do will be of any benefit to you, and nothing you do will change the kind of person they are.

>>28480048 (OP)
>blocking intersection
call the cops on both of them

>>28480048 (OP)
just ignore it, that guy is going to hell

>>28480112
What the fuck are you talking about?

I live in boston. The streets are narrow. The light cycles are seemingly designed to keep you trapped. Traffic is so heavy often. You have to be aggressive but predictable. You should have moved further up. when you move further up you have less distance to cover turning left and can turn sooner rather than later. You are coming to a red light and there is an open lane? Switch without signaling. Once that light turns green you floor it to the next light. You are about to move through an intersection and the light is turning yellow? Ride the slow morons bumper And overtake them or undertake if you need be and cut ahead of them. Boston traffic is like a fat man's arteries. Any opportunity you see to get ahead you JUMP on it. If you are not aggressive in Boston you will be last. Every one else is some schmuck in your way and should have been aborted by their mother for being a stupid slow retard at the wheel.

prop gun that shoots confetti

>>28480048 (OP)
I think to myself that guy is a fucking retard who will cause a wreck one day and then move on with my life

Every single occupant van is owned by a handicapped veteran.

Just aggro the fag and you can legally shoot him. He'll say the funny "muuuuhhmuuuuuhhh" line when he dies.

>>28480048 (OP)
Sucks not being able to launch kek

What should I carry on my car to throw at other drivers after they litter at the red light? Thinking of getting a squirt gun withbcoyote piss in it.

>>28480073
You would know mr weaboo.

>>28480112
He does that on purpose for (You)'s you stupid fish.

>>28480048 (OP)
jeep driver didnt pull out far enough into the intersection.
got cucked over.
simple as.

REMINDER: Always throw your piss jugs, always have the tops off of your piss jugs.

Use your piss jugs, its infinite ammo.

>>28481036
for me it's jarate

>>28481028
You're not supposed to immobilize yourself in an intersection in the first place you fucking mouth-breather.
Do you also think being closer to the car in front of you will magically make traffic go faster?

>>28481110
>You're not supposed to immobilize yourself in an intersection in the first place
wut. where i live it's perfectly legal to creep into an intersection and wait until it's clear to go, even when the light goes red. but few people know this so they panic when the light is red thinking it's like hot lava, and that's how they end up crashing into someone trying to beat the red, instead of just waiting for the other guy to fly past, then moving.

>>28481114
Yeah, I don't believe you. Look it up and cite the section where it says you are allowed to do that.
Also, did you miss the part where the lights turned red, and both cars, currently blocking the intersection, made an illegal turn?

>>28481121
i'm in australia. dunno what the laws are in that area in the clip, but the light was green when they were in the intersection. why would they not proceed when the light is red? if they do that, they're now blocking traffic for the other road.

>>28481142
Jeep was correctly positioned behind the white line indicating the stop zone.
Other car comes in and makes a turn into the left hand turning lane from a full line; an illegal turn.
Other car immobilizes itself in the intersection and blocks traffic; traffic from the Jeep in the turning lane, the Jeep that has right of way.
After the light turns red, the other car completes his illegal turn, after which the Jeep enters the intersection, again, after the light has turned red, to complete an illegal left hand turn.

It's really not that complicated.

>>28480048 (OP)
That's what you get for driving a Jeep with fucking ducks in in, you fucking faggot. Get mogged.

>>28481162
are we watching the same clip? 2 seconds in and the jeep is already over the pedestrian crossing, and the light is still green. wtf white line are you talking about?

>>28481162
and wtf is this immobiliser shit? both vehicles are waiting for oncoming traffic to clear. why the fuck would turning traffic have priority over traffic going straight??? this has to be bait

>>28481173
>blocks traffic; traffic from the Jeep in the turning lane, the Jeep that has right of way.
ok i re-read that and now i understand what you mean so scratch that. yes the issue is red minivan jumping the queue.
but my other point remains
>after which the Jeep enters the intersection, again, after the light has turned red
the fuck are you on about with the jeep entering the intersection after the light turned red and making an illegal turn? he was already in the intersection, well ahead of the stop line, while the turn light was blacked out. What's the problem there?

>>28481162
Jeep stopped way too far back and should have claimed the intersection. Red minivan is obviously a dick but jeep shouldn't have left that opportunity. (You) Are either trolling or legitimately don't understand he concept of claiming the intersection to turn left, I can't tell which.

>>28481121
https://codes.findlaw.com/ca/vehicle-code/veh-sect-22100/

>>28481162
On an unprotected left turn at an intersection, the first car should be in the intersection while waiting for opposing traffic to stop. MinivanDad probably thought jeepchick was just making a u-turn

>ducks on dash
they/them deserve worse

>>28480063
This or writing on a notepad. If I have a boomer raging behind me for some reason, I just blow them a kiss, peak boomer rage.

t. large hairy man