What type of person buys an Alpha Romeo? They just look so gay and their name sucks.

>>28484545 (OP)
me

>>28484545 (OP)
They're bought by people who enjoy beauty

>>28484545 (OP)
>their name sucks
No one has ever made this complaint before, congrats on being a brand new kind of useless retard

>>28484545 (OP)
They get motherfuckers with those angle eye LED headlights, nu-males #2 selling point behind automatic transmissions.

>>28484545 (OP)
>Alpha Romeo
>their name sucks
It's better when it's spelled correctly

>>28484545 (OP)
>betas reeling when they see the word alpha

'75. V6 rwd, pre-crashed look.

>>28484605
beta was Lancia thing, not Alfa

>>28484610
hey, it's the volvo 740 but good looking

>>28484545 (OP)
Pitiable creatures. Mostly snowflakes (yuppies) making le quirky choice because they believe this makes them "interesting". Pro-tip: it doesnt. nobody cares.

>>28484638
As a sample of one I buy Italian cars out of habbit. I wouldn't buy German Japanese or American. I've driven a mixed bunch of those and for some reason they don't hit the spot.

I skipped on a 1000 buck roadworthy GTV6 15 years ago.
I also skipped a lot of other RWD Alfas and Fiats back in the day due to first being team USA, then team Germany.
Kinda regretting it now as all the cool Italians cost an arm and a leg.

>>28484545 (OP)
Because they wanted a Ferrari or a Lamborghini but uhh well they couldn't afford those but they also couldn't drive a Fiat either because that would make them look poor.

>>28484709
Call me when you find one of those that will haul a sofa.

I would buy a julia if it had enough rear seat legroom

>>28484610
this, a bit more aggressive and in a coupe would be killer, kinda like that old-ish bmw, you know the one

>>28484554
guys can I please get a "fpbp" please
come on guys... don't leave me hanging

I really, really want a 147 GTA.

>>28484554
Fpbp

>>28485179
your best shot at a bussy is a 10k alfa GT which is a steep fucking price

>>28484545 (OP)
According to their own sales numbers, very few people buy them at all.

>>28485189
There's currently a mint 147 in a rare color for £13k on pistonheads, tempting but I don't want to sell my bike for an unreliable Italian car I don't have space for. I hope they don't go stratospheric value-wise now.

>>28485193
Which when they half their value makes them cool as fuck.
You won't find me buying a cool car that will become rare and collectable in a few years.
No siree.

>>28485207
>I hope they don't go stratospheric value-wise now.
lol lmao
mint (assuming it's really mint and not rusted through about to throw a rod) 147 gta for 13k is a fucking steal

>>28485207
Not for me. If the engine is good then go for it.

>>28484545 (OP)
Me.

>>28484709
Also this, except Lancia instead of Lamborghini.

>>28484545 (OP)
I know people who love Alfas love them for the petrol engines.

But the JTD is the best fuel preparation system for diesel ever engineered so far. It doesn't seem to break down at all.

I love Alfas. Invested in a bunch of used ones to sell them into parts. They're not selling. Besides a few quirks with a few of them, this was a terrible investment, since despite how much of them there is in my country, there's not much of a need for spare parts. I have a medium sized warehouse full of them.

And the wholesale aftermarket companies are selling less and less of the Alfa Romeo specific parts. Keeping less of them in cost which means, they are not making enough sales on them to keep them in stock.

It's a good, reliable car. Not perfect, but the myths about it are bullcrap.

I don't know how the new ones are, I can't afford them. The new Giulias and Giuliettas seem good. No clue about the Stelvio, is it even an Alfa at this point or a Dodge with a skin? This is a legitimate question.