Why are avians like this? Are they retarded?

>>28485567 (OP)
WTF happened

>>28485570
The local birds have chosen the driver's door of my grandmother's equinox as the designated berry eating picnic table (for some reason)

>>28485679
Oh, I assumed it was blood spatter from hitting a bird.

I would imagine "bird brain" as an insult for being stupid and/or an idiot came about for a reason

>>28485567 (OP)
this is exactly why I never brake when I see birds on the road (especially pigeons). ubfortunately, I havent nanaged to get one yet but were getting there. these flying rats deserve total extermination for fucking up car paint with their acid turds

>>28486340
I got a finch or some other small bird like that a while ago. It just went for a high speed dive from the trees to the left, straight into the path of the car. Hit the grilles with a small thud, sending feathers flying everywhere. It fell under the car and wasn't moving when I could see it in the mirror. Must have died instantly.
It wasn't there when I came back from the store. Maybe a fox or some larger bird got a snack.

There was barely any blood on the car. I could see a few feathers in the radiator, but they seem to have fallen off at some point.

>>28486347
I found a bird behind my fender liner the other day. I hit one at least every few weeks.